Surely you're sick of the sorry predicament you've landed yourself in?

Trigger warning for: internalized transphobia, misgendering, mental health issues

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Surely you're sick of the sorry predicament you've landed yourself in?

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RenRenRen!!!: Hey did I miss anything while I was out

Mother Liliac: No, but the trial’s about to start in an hour.

RenRenRen!!!: Wait somebody died???

Kat: yeah???

RenRenRen!!!: Shit sorry i was too busy at summer camp

RenRenRen!!!: Can I just say that my kid like idk was sleeping through this whole thing

RenRenRen!!!: Sorry

Kat: sure

Mother Liliac: Are you alright, though?

Mother Liliac: You haven’t rped in a while

RenRenRen!!!: Just some personal stuff, like, its not a big deal i swear

RenRenRen!!!: Wait who died??

Kat: Chika

RenRenRen!!!: NOOO my cinnamon roll ):

Mother Liliac: Go read the logs in the dining hall if you need to catch up.

RenRenRen!!!: Yeah I will I just have to take care of something-

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“That’s some good-ass tea.”

“Language.”

“Shut it.”

“Hey, you-”

“Jackson, tell them to shut it!”

“No.”

“God I fucking hate this family.”

“I swear to god if you guys do this again I’m telling mom.”

“Go right ahead. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean-”

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RenRenRen!!!: OKOK im back im back am I late?

Kat: nah

RenRenRen!!!: Oh thank god.
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r/egg_irl

Lorenzo tossed and turned on his bed.

"Shit..."

Two weeks later, Roberto Araya drove his darling little girl to the barber. He didn't really get why she suddenly wanted to cut her braids off, but, hey, it'll probably save money in the long run. As long as his little girl's happy.

Five hours after that, the newly christened Lorenzo (Which, like, really is only a name and identity that existed online) was about to make their first post on reddit.

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No. No. What are you thinking. What the fuck. Are you kidding me? Do you know what you're getting into? You're not going to be happier just because you cut your tits off. You're not going to be happy just because you fool the world into thinking you're born with a fucking cock, are you kidding me? Jesus Christ you're delusional.

Delete that. Delete that, and close your phone, and pretend it never happened. If you type it, that makes it real. And if you're real, you're going to fucking die.

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Not again. Jesus fuck. OK. That's hopeless. You can't just -

Just delete this fucking account and let's pretend this phase is over.

Please.

Alright?

Alright.

Maybe Tumblr's a better place.
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RenRenRen!!!: Man, I can't believe this RP's over

Kat: Same tbh

KokichisWife: Do you think we should do another?

RenRenRen!!!: Sure!

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Blocked: Kat, Mother Liliac, KokichisWife, Starry...

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They didn't end up calling herself/himself/themselves/whateverthefuck Lorenzo.

Because that would make it real, and they didn't want it to be-

(backspace. Backspace. Are you seriously writing about yourself in third person right now?)

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Fuck that. It's getting too late. It's always been too late for this.

Can we just turn that phone off and go to bed?

'Kay
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Incognito mode searches:

R34 komaeda sans cursed image

Gender dysphoria vs euphoria

How to delete a tumblr account

How to delete a twitter account

How to recover a twitter account

cursed images

cursed komaeda sans images

how to tell somebody to unblock you on discord

How to tell somebody you're sorry for spamming cursed content in the memes channel

How to erase all of your online history

Can I fake my death

wait is incognito mode monitored

shit how do i tell google to stop stalking me

Lorenzo name history

Unique boy names

Unique genderless names

Is testosterone illegal to buy

Am i stupid

I'm stupid what do I do

Why am I looking for reassurance on google.com jesus christ

How to stop an internet addiction
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MiniMiniMoe-Ren are you free tonite 4 dnd
[+] Ren-sorry ive got stuff to do
Are they really a good kid or did thet just never had the oppertunity to be bad?

Because as much as they liked to send fucked up porn to their online friends for fun (and it made them uncomfortable, too, but the friends found it funny) they would literally faint at the sight of weed in real life. Like, the thought of actually being anything than a perfectly good student who does not know what sex is and will never take a sip of beer until they are 21 is something that made them so, so proud but it's also really depressing? Since people really romanticized being a teen fuckup and all.

That's some food for thought when Ren was teaching Rosa algebra 2.
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-STOP FUCKING MESSAGING ME

-Like yeah I get that I'm that friendless fucking loser but have you ever heard.of gkdammn privacy in your life holy shit

-'oh i wont stop talking to you because you know that youre lonely' and id rather be fucking linely than to have you in my dms going 'oh hey are you dking find are you doing alright' ever godamn minute

-You don't even fuckung get that youre like being so invasive and creepy.

-Really like literally you fucking say that you know whats best for me and fkr everyone elsr and for everythingvib the fucking aorld and then you dont have the braincells to not bother someone who clearly said that they want you to stay the fuck out of their lide

-AT FOUR PM seriously

-This is embarrasing and youre either a dumb bitch who genuinely doesnt get boundarues or u like just want to see me fuckung get worse

-I bet you do

-I bet yoyre jyst mocking me right now

-Well guess fucking what youre getting what you wanted because i fuckung relapsed. And its your fault. And you have to fucking live with it if you judt thought you wanted the best for me and youre gonna get your godamn rocks off if you wanna see me cry

-Fuck you. Fuck everything you stand for. Acting all fucking caring and shit and saying that youre trying to hepp when the only thing you can do to help id to get the fuck out of my.life. you sick manipulative bitch ivhope you have to live with the redt of ur life knoeing thesr scars are yours.
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>

>...

> I'm sorry, can you please block me?
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-kys
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>So, yeah that's kind of how I deleted half of my internet presence.
>IK IK it's pretty dumb n I freaked out but
>I thought it was a time to start over, y'know?

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