Mortimer was going to assume that only a few people were going to see the blog he made, though. He didn't care. It wasn't like his fellow classmates were going to see it. What did they care for?

Mortimer went into the kitchen, making sure that the window was open, since he was using a frying pan to ...

Excerpt from Mega Piranha review by Chiller:

Hey-a folks, if you stumbled onto this website by accident, don't worry. You will not be alone. This here is my own blog that I'm starting to talk about some of the top horror media with heavy gore and large body counts. I'll be your guide and host of ...

There we go. Gottem.

Now, Mortimer can try to nail Claude, since-

It was too late for him when Boris managed to open fire at Mortimer's character. He fell to the floor with the familiar red blood effect covering his screen. Mortimer respawned and once again, he saw the Baron just running into a ...

Mortimer got distracted by Rockwell barking, while he was running around trying to avoid the wrath of the Porter siblings. Lucie managed to score a kill against Claude.

Mortimer walked past the Baron, who was currently running forward and shooting at a wall. It wouldn't be long until Lucie popped ...

Chapter 3 - March - Antisocial Butterfly

It was the first week of March was when Mortimer decided to make his own personal hub to freely talk about his favorite shit on the internet. He could do it on NationStates where he roamed, but he felt obliged to do his own blog. He spent a good 6 days in ...

School was over and all Mortimer wanted to do to wind down was watch that Willy's Wonderland movie that came out days ago. He can't say no to a Nicholas Cage movie. Saying no to Nicholas Cage denies him the chance to get an Oscar. Real truth there. The movie... wasn't good. But it wasn't bad either ...

Why did Mortimer's English teacher's kids have to mention it to her?

They could've streamed a movie to watch! Why not just stream the To Kill a Mockingbird movie? The reason is no, because what? It's black and white? That's bullshit! Mortimer watched Psycho without any issues, even the so bad it's ...

Can Mortimer Schaub be arranged?

He even has a headshot to use as a reference.

So it was another day, another Zoom class for English.

Mortimer had to go through another Zoom announcement from the school, since now they are trying to do fundraising for COVID relief. Mortimer could donate money, but he usually donates a dollar or two to his favorite Twitch streamers whenever ...

Chapter 2 - February - Sussy Bussy

Do you ever wonder what would be the downfall of society?

One that is still floating around and getting into the minds of everyone?

No, not COVID. That was killing people.

What Mortimer meant was "corrupting" people.

He was talking about Among Us , of course ...

Unfortunately...

Despite his mother wanting to take it easy.

Their only option at getting into the stocks was his mother downloading Robinhood onto her phone.

Then, the goalposts got moved.

Mortimer insisted that his mother try to invest in both the Gamestop short squeeze and AMC Theatres that ...

"Gamestonk!!" quoted Elon Musk.

The whole thing with Gamestop was on the news, but Mortimer wasn't concerned about that. He was... not in a healthy state.

It was late, but while his mother and sister thought he was playing video games as usual, he was actually trying to be completely ahead in the ...

Emma made sure that she got her helmet ready and gave the mini helmet to Riley. The two would get to the restroom to use it before getting back on the road. But not before Manuel went to process the transaction of the breakfast meal being paid with Emma's trusty credit card and the tip that he also ...

It would be a while until both Emma and Riley finished their breakfast meals. Emma felt a bit bloated, but she doubted that the diner added trans fat into their America-centered pop culture staples here at Shakes 'n' Bakes. Riley was cleaning her plate after she finished her milkshake, while Emma ...

"What do you mean I'm-GAAHH" Mortimer let out a yelp, when Claude tugged him back towards him and Lucie, along with Rockwell and Lou. Mortimer needed to remind himself that a dog and a bunny were doing co-op as a singular 4th player. He had no hopes that the two pets will win, but as long as he didn ...