I mean like, if all the drinking wine want thrown by a certain someone, then we would have drinking wine to throw around. I think we should have an honest discussion about their alcoholism because I just want to be a good friend that looks out for them. You know, cause alcoholism is bad.

Hey Blizzard, I thought you were cool. Can’t you be cool? Be cool. Don’t be all like uncool...

Oh shoot, we don’t have our Real Housewives taglines, don’t we?

Mine could be like : “You may think my life is perfect and that’s because it is!”

Maybe Kermit could have: “When I’m good, I’m nasty. When I’m bad, I’m fucking crazy”

Just a thought

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO RICKY LIKE THAT! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSY YOU TRASHY SLUT! ARE YOU, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH HIM OR SOMETHING?

Rugga, it isn’t bullying if it’s the truth

So from today until Sunday I’m going to be on a family trip to Cornwall. I’ll have my iPad with me but I can’t guarantee I’ll have the ability to post. Will do so to the best of my abilities

I just want to say that it’s lovely that we can all make it today. I know some of us may be a little trigger happy with the wine, we can all have a wonderful time together *shit eating grin*

It’s truly stunning the machinations and schemes that some of the ladies come up with. Like just the stuff I read about Vanderpump seems near Machiavellian which is impressive in its own right.

Then again, you also have the emotional wrecks and everything in between.

Ngl starting the game has me perusing throug this tumblr of Houseife Rankings and have honestly cackled at some of the things that have happened in the show. I’m almost tempted to watch it.

Yay! I'm so excited to meet everyone at this party we've all coincidentally been invited to, raising money for orphans without Birkin bags! Wait, it was for Birkin bags? I thought it was for orphans without Birkenstocks! What am I going to do with all these shoes? Guess I’ll just have to keep them ...

Oh shit, we’re starting! Uhhhhhh Hi fam!

Christine was deathly silent as she took in everything that came out of Parker's mouth. Even as she adjusted herself to get comfortable and took another hit from her joint, her eyes never strayed from Parker's. At that very moment, Parker completely encapsulated her world as she absorbed each word t...

Why not? Can’t see how this will go wrong.

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I’ll do this.

"You bet I do." Christine quipped, chuckling to herself as the effects of the weed really started to get to her. She let out a few dumb giggles as she slouched against the tree and looked over the river. She observed the ripples from Parker's rock disperse and eventually sink into the murk...