SOTF Song Contest #21

Laurels · #31

And that's time! The results will be up momentarily.

Laurels · #32

The votes are in. The club is about to close, and let’s see what’s going on.

Here are the first few people to drop out of the dance-off, proving that the Running Man will never be unironically loved:

[+] Ranks 18-14

[+] 18th: 18th place is The 12th Miracle by Nano. This was submitted by Jilly and received 22 points, including a 12.

[+] 17th: 17th place is Soft Rock Star by Metric. This was submitted by Kermit and received 33 points.

[+] 16th: 16th place is Lovefool by The Cardigans. This was submitted by Cactus and received 40 points, including an 8.

[+] 15th: 15th place is Laura by Bats for Lashes. This was submitted by MurderWeasel and received 41 points, including a 12 and a public 12.

14 songs remain...

Laurels · #33

Here are the next entrants, who while able to get into the rhythm, soon burned out quickly when it became clear they wore the wrong shoes for dancing:

[+] Ranks 14-11

[+] 14th: 14th place is I’m So Excited! By The Pointer Sisters. This was submitted by Lord of Awesome and received 46 points, including a 10.

[+] 13th: 13th place is Say My Name by Destiny’s Child. This was submitted by Buko and received 47 points, including a 12 and two 10’s.

[+] 12th: 12th place is Good Girls Go to Heaven by Pandora’s Box. This was submitted by DN and received 49.5 points, including a 12 and two 10’s.

[+] 11th: 11th place is How to Be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds. This was submitted by Fenris and received 56 points, including a 12, a 10, and an 8.

Here are the final 10:

[+] Final 10: Crazy On You
Telephones
Woman
True Trans Soul Rebel
Shake It Out
Us
Dance in the Dark
Somebody
Bad Girls
Los Ageless

Laurels · #34

The dance battle is getting heated, and more and more dancers are running away from the circle to get a drink. Here are the five who dropped out:

[+] Ranks 10-6

[+] 10th: 10th place is Woman by Kesha. This was submitted by Empress Plush and received 58 points, including two 12’s, a 10, and an 8.

[+] 9th: 9th place is Dance in the Dark by Lady Gaga. This was submitted by Cicada and received 66.5 points, including two 12’s, a 10, and an 8.

[+] 8th: 8th place is Shake it Out by Florence + The Machine. This was submitted by Maraoone and received 70 points, including a 12 and four 8’s.

Now it gets interesting. We actually had a threeway tie for 5th place. As per custom, tiebreakers were determined by which songs got the most 12s, then the most 10s, then the most 8s. Ranks 5-7 all received the same number of points, and here are their ultimate places:

[+] 7th: 7th place is Bad Girls by M.I.A.. This was submitted by Ruggahissy and received 72 points, including a 12 and an 8.

[+] 6th: 6th place is Los Ageless by St. Vincent. This was submitted by your host, Laurels and received 72 points, including a 12 and three 8’s.

And here are the final five:

[+] Final Five: Crazy on You
Telephones
True Trans Soul Rebel
Us
Somebody

Laurels · #35

The DJ just turned up the music and is playing it much faster. The battle is getting heated, and three songs just can’t keep up. Here are ranks 5th-3rd:

[+] Ranks 5th-3rd

[+] 5th: 5th place is Us by Ruby Ibarra and company. This was submitted by Pancapples and received 72 points, including a 12, a 10, and three 8’s, as well as a public 8.

[+] 4th: 4th place is Somebody by Dream Wife. This was submitted by Ohm and received 73.5 points, including two 12’s, two 10’s, and an 8.

[+] 3rd: 3rd place is Crazy on You by Heart. This was submitted by MK Kilmarnock and received 75 points, including a 12, two 10’s, and an 8.

Which means these are the finalists:

[+] Last two on the dance floor: Telephones by Mo Kinney
True Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me!

Who will win? Stay tuned.

Laurels · #36

And it has come to this. The final two ladies who have made the most of their night out and showed that they didn’t need a man to have a good time as long as they had good friends, good music, and good liquor.

One on side, we have Telephones by Mo Kinney, submitted by Shiola.

On the other, we have True Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me!, submitted by Ares.

But as the DJ’s record stops spinning, it is clear that only one has emerged victorious. And who is it?

The winner, of the 21st SOTF Song Contest: Girl’s Night, is….

True Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me!! It received 95 points, including a 12, four 10’s, and a public 10.

Telephones by Mo Kinney is the runner up, with 82.5 points, including a 12, a 10, and an 8.

Thanks for coming out to the club. As the new girl’s night champion, Ares is free to host the next iteration of the song contest. If they do not, they are free to pass it to Shiola and then down the rankings until someone agrees.

Thanks for a great night! See you next contest!