"oh jeez i got jackie on my sweater" Gail:
"oh no i died" Gail:
V9 pregame is now open!
Kermit's V2 Spriteathon/Simulation
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Hi sorry I know this took me 2 weeks I got distracted by neural networks whoops
"oh jeez i got jackie on my sweater" Gail:
"oh no i died" Gail:
"oh jeez i got jackie on my sweater" Gail:
"oh no i died" Gail:
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
How many times can I type "Gail Smith" in one day?
at least three, I guess.
at least three, I guess.
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
fun fact: 85% of all v2 characters are pale blonde girls.
Deliah Dollop who is not pregnant
No deathsprite for reasons I shouldn't have to explain.
Deliah Dollop who is not pregnant
No deathsprite for reasons I shouldn't have to explain.
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
IT IS TIME.
(Edit: oh yeah this is deliahs art whoops I forgot to mention it. I was looking for stock photos of preggo ladies and this came up and I was like "yes")
(Edit: oh yeah this is deliahs art whoops I forgot to mention it. I was looking for stock photos of preggo ladies and this came up and I was like "yes")
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY LOVABLE DESERT PLANT:
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
relatable
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
Cathalie Meguro!
she kinda looks like a prostitute whoops
No deathsprite because I still have flashbacks whenever I hear the word "Tazer".
she kinda looks like a prostitute whoops
No deathsprite because I still have flashbacks whenever I hear the word "Tazer".
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
Also Cathalie Meguro!
Day two of the sim sooooon~~~~~~~~~~~~
Day two of the sim sooooon~~~~~~~~~~~~
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
- [+] The Events of Day Two
-
-Venus Gwendolyn is like "hey u wanna hang out" and Alex Ovechkin is like "ФԞ". Alex joins teams?!
-Debrah Dollop's like "No not my sister!!!!!!!!!! :C"
-Sylvea Hill shoots some birds
-Zoinks scoob a death already. Adrian Gray pops Carmen Somerset in the head with his .45 Derringer. *Spiders crawling out of kermit's eyes* is kild
-Ali Grayston is a human who exists.
-Sam Sorenson makes everyone sad
-Stacy Holorson tries to be seductive but isn't very good at it :C
-Vesa Turunen yodels (wrong european country i know shh)
-LaAAaAVvVVVEeEEeNnnNNDdDDDdEEeEeRRrRR HHhHHEeEEAaaaArRRrrRRRRTttTT
-Preston Grey is like "well heck"
-Debrah Dollop is a sadgril
-Marvin Hendrick is like ">_> where damien <_<"
-Venus Gwendolyn hallucinates
-John Matthews is named John Matthews
-Okalani Shimane gets lost
-Roland Kelly feels like he's being watched by someone
-Brad Wilson deals some drugs
-Marimar Perez screams about eels
-Darren Oaklan frolics
-John Matthews is like ":-O"
-Ali Grayston whines
-Debrah Dollop: "AAaUUAuauuuUAUuauauauAUU"
-Lavndr hrt: "whre mrive,l?"
-Wanda Lovett is an actual character this time around
-Robert Adams is like "memes"
-Matthew Lafferty wanders around aimlessly
-Sam Sorenson is [DATA EXPUNGED]
-Brad Wilson gives Kevin Kapustiak drug-laced hamburgers and the two become friends
-Bryan Calvert kicks Felix Travertil's corpse off of a roof.
-Jameson Doeert is vvvv brittle
-Jana Brown acts like a normal person!?
-Marimar Perez: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEeEE"
-Christian Cohen does drugs i guess
-Blake Ross drives around
-Oliver "Garry" Dodd cuts Seth Malvice's legs off and leaves him to bleed out
-Eric Silvstedt is evil
-Maggie Heartgreeder is like "what"
-Penelope Withers eats a dead person
-Sarah Dao [insert pun here]
-Kermit converts Matthew Drew into a large pile of teeth.
-Tori Johnson thinks she sees bigfoot
-Officer Vicky senses trouble
-Zachary Foreman hides in a tree
-While Kermit is distracted, Edgar Judah summons Yugi, who kills Kermit so he can read Devi in the v1 RAT
-Blake Ross hits Jaime Dibenidetti with his car whoops
-Sam Sorenson [DATA EXPUNGED]
-Roland Kelly praises jesus
-Sera Wingfield is like ":/"
-Debrah Dollop is like "D̴̢̛̛͕̗͕̉̎͂̌́́̍͌ͅË̷̖̟̲̖Ľ̸̢̨͈̘͎̙̼̤͙̙̙̥̘̔͆͒̌́͠ͅĪ̵̩͕̟̥̬͗̌̓͗̑̈̏̓͋̎̎̓͝͠Ǎ̵̩͚̥͈̘͖̦̩͈̋̏̅̔̇̀͂͠H̴̡͕͉̅̃̀͛͑̈́́͋̿̈̍̇̚"
-Officer Vicky senses a job well done.
-Edgar Judah's like "well that was weird"
-Sylvea Hill talks to her gun
-John Matthews does things
-Dan Birch sprints
-Eric Silvstedt finds shampoo
-Alice Nichols is like "ehehehehhe"
-Kasumi White has weird formatting
-Officer Vicky finds deadKermit and says a really cool oneliner like "Looks like the frog's finally croaked B-)"
-Zachary Foreman thinks he's a video game
-I honestly can't remember anything about John Matthews but he's doing stuff in the sim so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- _/¯(ツ)¯\_ AAARGH MY ARMS BROKE
-Chiaki Takao makes out with her gun
-Kayla Ravoy makes false rape allegations against Felix Travertil again
-Nich Finlayson wants blood
-Gregory Moyer is crazy
-Ĺ̷̢̢̡̛͍͎̟̱̲͉̹͒͌̇̄̄̈́͆̽̀̓ă̵̮̺̹͙̯̪͚̩̺̠͓͖̝̽͋̈͐̑̈́̿͛͌͠͝v̷̧͍̺̘͖͎̻̙̲̆̄̈́͑͗͠e̷̯͂́͒̀̈́̿̎͗͒̄͑̍̔̿n̸̬̤̹̪̗̝̪̗̈́̈́̈̓̄͗̑͋͗͘͠͠d̸̢̢̢̛̗̰̗̦̖̬̲̮̗͇͈͍͂̒͗̐̓̊͊͠é̶͇̞̰̟̗̥̕̚̕͜͝͠r̷̘̭̟̮̪͛͒̊͊͑̏̾̋̈́͘͜͜͝͠ ̴̧̧̡͔̣̖̺̖͚͎͋̓̅̂͂̒͑̒̇͊͛̕͠Ḫ̴̤̩̦͙̘͑̂́̊͛́ͅè̵̢̡͓̠̻̰̫̩͉̜̖̐́̈́̄̊͗̔̅̕ͅą̷̠̙̼̖̣͓̪͕̱͇̝̝͛̒r̷̡͍̰̘͓̣̩̭̫̩̋̓̏̓͒̏̒̔͜ͅť̴̞̹̉́̈̆͋̊͆̍̏̀̕͝
-Officer Vicky is like ">_> where toji"
-Garry "Oliver" Dodd sings opera vvv loudly
-Kasumi White is like "<3 jebus"
-Michael Neely is alive I guess
-Okalani Shimane is Japanese
-Melanie DeSilva can't stand the game anymore and blows herself up with her claymore.
-Jana Brown is like "huh well ok then"
-John Matthews wanders around aimlessly
-Sera Wingfield is like "Aiiiiieeee!"
-Dan Birch is like ":c i killed a person"
-Greggory Archer is like "WHERE ALI!?!?!?!"
-Lavender Heart is like "W̸͔̱̗͓͕̻͓̩̤̦̺͙͓̒͆̐̋͜Ḫ̸̢̮̣͙̠͔͈̩͉̂̈́̓̂̀͊́̓̕Ȩ̴̡̲̩̱̤̝̳́̎̍̍̀͛͠͠͠R̷̨̖̥͑̆͊̒̋̓̾̀̽̈͌́̚E̴̠̗̜̖̺̗̘̺̩̰̻̽͌͂̋̑̓̏̋̊͛͋͋̕͜ ̴̧̛̻̺̃͌͊̐̆M̴̤̘̝̘̙̯̱̓́̅̐̐̀͒͊͝A̷̛͓͈̙͂́͐͆̓̋̒̒̄͛̏R̴̳͓̮̹̲͇̫̮͌͆̂̐͋̾̀́̐̔͘I̴͇̹͋̄̄͂̊̑̃̂̋̒̓͗͝Ą̴̡̩͖̰̠̬̱͙̭̖̍̇̎͑̌̀͋̅̃͂̽V̴̳̹̫̲̐́̅̍̇͑͐̊̓͜͠ͅͅE̴͍̦̦̲͈͚̋̏̊̑͝L̸͚̼͕͍͕̲̞̍̌̽̔͋̊̃̾̔͋̐!̸̮̞͈͔̤̖̰̏?̶͇̣̳̮͚̗̻̬͈͉̖̗́̂̄̾̀͒̈́̋̉͊̐́͌!̶̨̢͎̹̤͐̒̀̄?̷͇̘̠̳͎͎͈̣̀͐͗̏̒!̶̢̡̢̘̜͔̼͖̳̺͎̬̖̗̈͌̅̅̈́̆̀͐͐̕͝?̶̛͙̖̙͖̀̋̏̐̑́̍͋͘͝!̵̹̲͎͚͕̍̌?̸͖̩̮̌͐̈́̈́̈́̽̂"
-Marvin Hendrick realizes how empty his life feels without Damien, his one true love.
-Nathan Godwin is not a flying toy.
-Laura Diesen cries.
-Roland Kelly is an R&B singer
-Jameson Doeert is like "oof ouch my bones :["
-Matthew Lafferty chases after a figure he sees in the distance
-Sera Wingfield also does that
-Sylvea Hill is lost in the hotel
-Zilya Merchenkov is like "where the heck did all the people go"
-Caitlin Evans finds a sack-o-potatos
-Stacy Holorson lusts for blood
-Officer Vicky is like "Hmm something suspicious is going on..."
-Blake Ross cleans the blood off of his car.
-Garry "Oliver" Dodd really misses his brother Oliver "Garry" Dodd
-Dan Birch sees Lavender Heart.
-Lavender Heart sees Dan Birch
-Dan Birch says "hi?"
-Lavender Heart says "◆◇◈◉◊○◌◍◎●"
-Dan Birch explodes.
-Preston Grey is caught in the splash zone :c
-Bryan Calvert is like "huh"
-Lavender Heart sinks into the ground
-Officer Vicky's time criminal senses are tingling.
-Okalani Shimane beans Sera Wingfield in the face with a smoke grenade.
-Matthias Kovalenko is like "WHERE JODENE!?!?!?"
-Chiaki Takao [CENSORED] with her gun
-Licinia Vinici's name is close to Leonardo da Vinci
-Matthew Lafferty garrotes Preston Grey.
-Roland Kelly needs to find someone new to hallucinate as being satan.
-Rupert Stockton is a bouncy boi
-Matthew Lafferty is like "aw jeez why'd i do that :c"
-Russ Gofis is a goofus
-Chiaki Takao shoots Adam Amato in the chest uh oh
-Christian Cohen is lost
-Matthew Lafferty is like ":("
-Joshua Moore is sad
-Oh nO
-NoooOOo! ! ! ! !
-I feel like this is symbolic
-Chad Munteanu decapitates Officer Vicky of the Time Police :C
-Edgar Judah is chased by angry spirits
-Greggory Archer is like ".-."
-Steven Smith is lost!?!?
-Chiaki Takao throws Rupert Stockton into the sea as an offering to the Old Ones. (I did not edit this one it actually 100% happened.)
-Jeff torments Derrin Istoli
-Elizabeth Ebert is like "wowowowow"
-Shae Arnav eats some air mmm very filling
-Mitch Gunther must have his revenge against SAM SORENSON
-Chad Munteanu talks about watermelons/breasts
-Sylvea Hill shoots Edgar Judah in the head with her sniper hehehahahhaha my revenge
-Bryan Calvert is normal
-Kasumi White is like "no not v-key"
-John Davies joins WHERE BURTON!?
-Franco Sebberts the eel drags Mary-Anne Robinson under the water oh no!
-Kayla Ravoy sits on the beach.
-Licinia Vinici stands on the beach.
-Franco Sebberts is eel zoinks!
-Adrian Gray almost falls off the dam.
-Burton Harris confesses his love for Dan Johnson (YES FATHER YESSSSSSSSSSSSS)
-Matthias Kovalenko's heart belongs to Maggie Heartgreeder - literally! (heheheheh)
-Sarah Dao's like "what the heck!?"
-Kasumi White shoots Kayla Ravoy between the eyes with a M1903 Springfield.
-Marimar Perez is being chased by scary eels yikes
-Mitch Gunther eats tree bark
-Nich Finlayson is like "WHERE ZED/ANDREW!?!?!??!"
-Mihiro Duli is like "wow im here now"
-Darren Oaklan is lost
-Jonathan Michaels punches a tree, which subsequently explodes.
-Stacy Holorson stabs Sarah Dao through the eye with a screwdriver (yikes!)
-Licinia Vinici repeatedly shoots Matthew Lafferty with her AK-47
- [+] Alliances
-
Best Team: Bryan Calvert + Matthias Kovalenko + Caitlin Evans
The Seekers of The Answer: Derrin Istoli + K E R M I T
[Insert Team Name Here]: Peter Rosenthal + Elizabeth Ebert
VT <3 MD: Vesa Turunen + Mihro Duli + Adrian Gray
Team #42: Dan Birch + John Davies
The Best Gang: Marvin Hendrick + Jenna Cassidy
The Dream Team: Laura Diesen + Preston Grey + Lee-Ann Collier
Team Oh for Fuck's Sake :/ : Sam Sorenson + Anthony Ainsworth + Gregory Moyer
Team Pants: Satoru Kamui + Pants + Seth Mattlock + Huy Tran
Team Hotrod: Blake Ross + Jonathan Michaels + Jameson Doeert + Roland Kelly
Team #-2: Alice Nichols + Lavender Heart + Nich Finlayson
ɯɐǝ⊥ ɹǝɥʇou∀: Eli McConnell + Shae Arnav
Team Punt Gun: Harry Constantine + Kristey Burrowell
The Butterfly Club: Licinia Vinici + Tanesha Lexx + MARIAVEL VARELLA!?
The Little Mermaids: Marimar Perez + Seth Malvice + Russ Gofis
??? ??? ????? ?? ???? ??????: Okalani Shimane + Michael Neely
?????!!??!?!?: An Linh Tuan + Mitch Gunther + Sera Wingfield + Darren Oaklan
The Oliver "Garry" Doddsquad: Ali Grayston + Oliver Dodd
The Gossip Monarchy: Debrah Dollop + Paris Persphone + Sylvea Hill
гคєђค ђאภเยคยєץ: Mai Oshinari + Chad Munteanu + Alexander Bee
?????????? ???????: Matthew Drew + Edgar Judah + Sarah Dao (dayum they got rekt)
ＡａＡＡａＡＡａａＡＡａａａＡａ: Rupert Stockton + Christian Cohen + Kevin Kapustiak + Brad Wilson
Time Police Squad: Officer Vicky + Kasumi White
Team 69: John Matthews + Zilya Merchenkov + Stacy Holorson
teams?: Adam Amato + Mary-Anne Robinson + Venus Gwendolyn + Brittany Ashworth + Wanda Lovett + Alex Ovechkin
I like memes: Greggory Archer + Jaime Dibenidetti
The Industrial Sized Condoms: Whitney Acosta + Nathan Godwin + Jana Brown
*Spiders crawling out of kermit's eyes*: Carmen Somerset + Steven Smith
COMEDY DUO: Robert Adams + Maggie Heartgreeder
The Eels: Lance Adams + Eric Silvstedt + Franco Sebberts
WHERE BURTON!?: Penelope Withers + Chiaki Takao + John Davies
Team JACKIE: Jackie Kovacs + Lester Treskington + Ricky Callahan
Team Uh Oh: Kyle Rizea + Walter Smith
The Meme Team: Burton Harris + Kayla Ravoy + Dan Johnson
Murdergoblins: Brandon Cuthbert + Zachary Foreman
- [+] Deaths
-
#109 Carmen Somerset: Shot by Adrian Gray
#108 Seth Malvice: Bled out from wounds inflicted by Oliver "Garry" Dodd
#107 Matthew Drew: Toothified by Kermit the Time Criminal
#106 Kermit the Time Criminal: Yugikun'd by Edgar Judah
#105 Jaime Dibenidetti: Jerry Fury'd by Blake Ross
#104 Melanie DeSilva: Blew herself up.
#103 Dan Birch: Killed with blood magic by Lavender Heart
#102 Sera Wingfield: Head trauma caused by Okalani Shimane
#101 Preston Grey: Suffocated by Matthew Lafferty
#100 Adam Amato: Shot by Chiaki Takao
#99 Officer Vicky of the Time Police: Decapitated by Chad Munteanu
#98 Rupert Stockton: Thrown off of a cliff by Chiaki Takao
#97 Edgar Judah: Shot by Sylvea Hill
#96 Mary-Anne Robinson: Drowned by Franco Sebberts
#95 Matthias Kovalenko: Heart stolen by Maggie Heartgreeder :c
#94 Kayla Ravoy: Shot by Kasumi White
#93 Sarah Dao: Stabbed in the head by Stacy Holorson
#92 Matthew Lafferty: Shot by Licinia Vinici
- [+] Surviving Characters
-
Adrian Gray-.45 Derringer, Hatchet
Alex Ovechkin-Tickle Me Elmo
Alexander Bee-Bayonet
Ali Grayston-Pitchfork
Alice Nichols-Enfield Mk II
An Linh Tuan-Macbook Pro
Andi Ayala-Laser Dazzler
Andrew "Pants" Ponikarovsky-Scythe
Andrew Swainson-Arcus 94
Annabelle Buchannon-Crowbar
Anthony Ainsworth-1x Flash Grenade
Blake Ross-Car Keys, Glock 19
Brad Wilson-Ming Vase
Brandon Cuthbert-Wooden Skis
Brittany Ashworth-Javelin
Bryan Calvert-Dynamite
Burton "Kermit" Harris-Mateba Model 8 Unica Autorevolver, Memes
Caitlin Evans-Firecrackers
Chad Munteanu-Mercygiver
Chiaki Takao-Glock 17, 1x Hand Grenade
Christian Cohen-Gameboy Advance
Dan Johnson-Bobblehead
Darren Oaklan-Cleaver
Debrah Dollop-Ji
Derrin Istoli-Remington 11-87
Eli McConnell-Beretta 93R, Pot lid
Elizabeth Ebert-Tomahawk
Eric Silvstedt-Macauhuitl
Ernest Decarteret-Frisbee
Franco Sebberts-Chinese Finger Trap, Kusarigama
Garry "Oliver" Dodd-Taurus PT 111
Greggory Archer-Field Rations
Gregory Moyer-Shamshir
Harry Constantine-Lead Pipe, Taurus Raging Bull
Horace Malcolm-Crosscut Saw
Huy Tran-Fairbarin-Sykes Fighting Knife
Jackie Kovacs-Water Gun
Jameson Doeert-Hockey Stick
Jana Brown-Potassium Cyanide
Jenna Cassidy-Pickaxe
John Davies-Epee
John Matthews-Hip Flask
Jonathan Michaels-Saber
Joshua Moore-AED Machine
Kasumi White-M1903 Springfield, Rope Dart
Kevin Kapustiak-Wii-Mote
Kristey Burrowell-Punt Gun (nice)
Kyle Rizea-Hairbrush
Lance Adams-War Scythe
Laura Diesen-Gladius, Telescopic Baton
Lavender Heart-16 feet of barbed wire, Beretta PX4 Pistol, Mauser C96
Lee-Ann Collier-Hi-Point Model JHP
Lester Treskington-Riot Shield
Licinia Vinici-Ak-47, Garrotte
Maggie Heartgreeder-Stoner 63, Jian
Mai Oshinari-Kukri
Mariavel Varella-Nodachi
Marimar Perez-Furby
Marvin Hendrick-X-Box Controller
Michael Neely-Tambourine
Mihiro Duli-Can of cat food
Mitch Gunther-Sickle
Nathan Godwin-X-Force 850 Pro
Nessy Guthrie-Switchblade
Nich Finlayson-WASP Injection Knife
Okalani Shimane-3x Smoke grenades, Nail Bat
Oliver "Garry" Dodd-Kris, Billyclub
Paris "The Gossip King" Persphone-Naginata, Juicy Gossip
Penelope Withers-Hook Sword
Peter Rosenthal-Bowling Ball
Randy Blailocke-Colouring Book
Ricky Callahan-Colt Single Action Army
Robert Adams-Nunchuks
Roland Kelly-Beretta 1934
Russ Gofis-Sledgehammer
Sam ":C" Sorenson-Scimitar, Speargun
Satoru Kamui-Shotgun Flashlight (nice)
Seth Mattlock-Heckler & Kock MP7
Shae Arnav-Morning Star
Stacy Holorson-Screwdriver, Vial of Strychnine
Stephanie Crew-Mossberg 500 Cruiser
Steven Smith-Rope
Sylvea Hill-Dragunov, Tire Iron, Ram Dao Sword
Tanesha Lexx-Smith & Wesson M19
Tori Johnson-Shillelagh
Venus Gwendolyn-Sleeping Pills
Vesa Turunen-Leather Glove
Walter Smith-Mosquito Repellent
Wanda Lovett-Skateboard
Whitney Acosta-S&W .357
Zachary Foreman-Benelli M3
Zilya Merchenkov-Flintlock Pistol
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
Carmen Somerset
Also yes, crime frog and time cop will be getting sprites/whatever the not-sprite art is
Also yes, crime frog and time cop will be getting sprites/whatever the not-sprite art is
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
M̴͙̼͑́̏̔̊̾̿̈͂a̴̢̝̮̗̩̲̔̈́͐̃̈́̓͜͝r̶̢̧̡͖̯̙̮̣͔͚̬̰̮̓̃͑͂̀͐̂̈́̈́̒̈̕͠i̶̠̳̐͗̿̆̀̌̐̎̋͂̓͘͘͝m̴̢̢̮̙͈͓̪̝̬̫̋̽̄̓̂̓ͅá̷̪̭͎̹̠̱̭̬̖̙͙̻̟̺̈́̀́̌̂̾͠ͅr̵̪͎͇̜̮̿̌̆͌̐͋̅̈́̋͗͘͠͠ ̴̻̪̼̣͛͒̃͐̈́̑̚͝͝N̴̢̨͈̮̙̮̣͛͋͂́̽͛̂̀̇́̕̚͝O̵̖̲̩̤̣͗̾͘Ǒ̶̧̨͕͖̠̳͇͚͕̦̠̓́̆̾̒͒̕Ǫ̵͙̩̳͙̜̱̤̯̠͍͓̭͊̋͂ͅͅÕ̷͍̯̫̝̪̯̤͙̼͍͑̓͗̄͒͑̐̓̍̅̊O̵̢̨̧̥̖̮͎͖̭̘̝̙͍̞̖̔́̉͒̋̋̏̂̊̚̕͝O̴̤͉̝̦̅́̎̇̓̉Ở̶̠̙͗̒̿͌̉͠Ơ̷̧͇̞̊͒̓͛̊͋̈͂̋͂̕̚Ö̴̟̙̪̥̰̲͖͎̤͕́̇̀̇̐̿̚͝Ǫ̷͉͍̼͓̻͓͙̪͛̚͠O̸̰̟̟̭̠͉̱͍͈̥͗̽̎̅̽̀̇͝O̴͉̭̦̿̾͒̍Ò̸̧̟͍̱̳̹͖͕̖̪͎̃̂̎̓͘O̶͙͔̻̽̌̈̋͐͗̄͛̇̓̚͠͝:
T̶̨̛͎̯̝͉͕̏͌̿̐͌͛̈̄̈́̀̋̄H̷̡̖̩͖̲̆̾̇̈́̐̽̉̈͘͝͝E̸̡̡̲̲̮̫̺͚̪̝̹̩͈͑͒͌ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛H̸̛̛͍̏́̃͆̐͂Ȅ̵͎͍͔͖͚̫͓̤͇̘̟̻̺͆̔̄Ṟ̵̨̢̨̱̺͍̭͈̤̙̪̤͓̒́̓̓̎̈́̃̍͜E̷̡̡̛͙̳̩͆̀T̵̢͎̻̰̞̙̯̮͓̻̪͓͈̪̫̈́̈́̾̆͝I̴̤̼̝̤̟̤͕̠̖̗̫͇̍̀̇̍̀̈́̔̎̑̃̀̍͘͝͝C̸̢̛̻̖̞̥̣̋̌͑̈̏̑̊̌ ̷̣͔̣͆́̊͑͋̈́̈̓̚͝͠Į̴̛̬͎̪̻̝͕͓̱̅̈́̐̉͗̌̑̍̆̈́̎S̴̨̲̥͕̺̗͑̐̑̌̐̾͊ ̶̩̐͂͂̉͆̒̑D̵̖̼͕̬̀͊̀̇̈́̑͒̃̓̾̾͑͘͠E̴̲͉̺̹̣̩̞̼̟̖͍̞͘A̸̧̳̭̙̗͉͍͉̯̩̖̫͒̂̈́̀̽̿̒͜͝͠D̴̢̩̬̰̻̮̳̟̼͚̉̋͋̏́͒͜!̵̢̢̬̟̭̯̄̋̊͑̒͘͜͝ ̸̮̎͑̓̕͠͝Ȓ̵͍̙̊̊͜Ë̵̢̨̮͔̯̗́͊͌̽̂̆̎̄͋̓͌͜͝J̷̧̯̓O̷̭͊̀̓̅́͛̃̊̌̿̕͝Ĩ̷̡̛̗͓̯̻͓̭̥̺̯͇̳̞̪͕͋́̒̃̂̾̀̄̿̀̇͑͝C̴̨̨̼̗͓͉̠̬̙̘̤̜̟̋͛͒͒̀̅̔̏͠͠ͅE̷̛͎̜̬̠̦̓̀̀̃̕̚ͅ!̵̝͓̘̭̻̦̤͉̲̬̜͆̄́͋̍̍̑́̽̈́̿̕ ̴̠̥͎̻̭̏̿̈́̍͝͝Ŕ̵̢̛͔̿͋͌͌̀Ȇ̸̹̟̘̆͌J̵̪̬̬̲̞̖̙͇͇̝̩̗̥̞͒Ǫ̶̙͙̥͎͍͕̗̜̽͐͊̈́̀͆̎̀͆̂̂͗͆͜Ī̶͈̙̱̣͖̫̠̮̦̣͔̥̔̀̏̑̏̂́͊C̵̢̻̻̳͈̘̘̝͚̝̣̠͂̏̆̋̊̓̑͐͝͠Ẽ̷̢̳̲͕̼͘͜!̶̢̜͍̈̇̑̉̀̊̾̋̚͘
T̶̨̛͎̯̝͉͕̏͌̿̐͌͛̈̄̈́̀̋̄H̷̡̖̩͖̲̆̾̇̈́̐̽̉̈͘͝͝E̸̡̡̲̲̮̫̺͚̪̝̹̩͈͑͒͌ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛H̸̛̛͍̏́̃͆̐͂Ȅ̵͎͍͔͖͚̫͓̤͇̘̟̻̺͆̔̄Ṟ̵̨̢̨̱̺͍̭͈̤̙̪̤͓̒́̓̓̎̈́̃̍͜E̷̡̡̛͙̳̩͆̀T̵̢͎̻̰̞̙̯̮͓̻̪͓͈̪̫̈́̈́̾̆͝I̴̤̼̝̤̟̤͕̠̖̗̫͇̍̀̇̍̀̈́̔̎̑̃̀̍͘͝͝C̸̢̛̻̖̞̥̣̋̌͑̈̏̑̊̌ ̷̣͔̣͆́̊͑͋̈́̈̓̚͝͠Į̴̛̬͎̪̻̝͕͓̱̅̈́̐̉͗̌̑̍̆̈́̎S̴̨̲̥͕̺̗͑̐̑̌̐̾͊ ̶̩̐͂͂̉͆̒̑D̵̖̼͕̬̀͊̀̇̈́̑͒̃̓̾̾͑͘͠E̴̲͉̺̹̣̩̞̼̟̖͍̞͘A̸̧̳̭̙̗͉͍͉̯̩̖̫͒̂̈́̀̽̿̒͜͝͠D̴̢̩̬̰̻̮̳̟̼͚̉̋͋̏́͒͜!̵̢̢̬̟̭̯̄̋̊͑̒͘͜͝ ̸̮̎͑̓̕͠͝Ȓ̵͍̙̊̊͜Ë̵̢̨̮͔̯̗́͊͌̽̂̆̎̄͋̓͌͜͝J̷̧̯̓O̷̭͊̀̓̅́͛̃̊̌̿̕͝Ĩ̷̡̛̗͓̯̻͓̭̥̺̯͇̳̞̪͕͋́̒̃̂̾̀̄̿̀̇͑͝C̴̨̨̼̗͓͉̠̬̙̘̤̜̟̋͛͒͒̀̅̔̏͠͠ͅE̷̛͎̜̬̠̦̓̀̀̃̕̚ͅ!̵̝͓̘̭̻̦̤͉̲̬̜͆̄́͋̍̍̑́̽̈́̿̕ ̴̠̥͎̻̭̏̿̈́̍͝͝Ŕ̵̢̛͔̿͋͌͌̀Ȇ̸̹̟̘̆͌J̵̪̬̬̲̞̖̙͇͇̝̩̗̥̞͒Ǫ̶̙͙̥͎͍͕̗̜̽͐͊̈́̀͆̎̀͆̂̂͗͆͜Ī̶͈̙̱̣͖̫̠̮̦̣͔̥̔̀̏̑̏̂́͊C̵̢̻̻̳͈̘̘̝͚̝̣̠͂̏̆̋̊̓̑͐͝͠Ẽ̷̢̳̲͕̼͘͜!̶̢̜͍̈̇̑̉̀̊̾̋̚͘
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY BACKSLASH:
Your posts are getting so incomprehensible that Google Chrome is asking me if I want to translate the page to English.
Your posts are getting so incomprehensible that Google Chrome is asking me if I want to translate the page to English.
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
huh apparently I can speak Vietnamese.
well then
moving swiftly on, here's another Carmen Somerset
Kermit translated from Vietnamese to English wrote: DISTORTION OF DIFFERENTIATION:
[insert carmen somerset here]
̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̷̣͔̣͆̊͑͋̈̈̓̚͝͠Į̴̛̬͎̪̻̝͕͓̅̈̐̉͗̌̑̍̆̈ ̷̣͔̣͆̊͑͋̈̈̓̚͝͠Į̴̛̬͎̪̻̝͕͓̅̈̐̉͗̌̑̍̆̈ ̵̙͓̘̿̓͆͛ ̠̥͎̻̭̏̿̈̍͝͝Ŕ̵̢̛͔̿͋͌͌Ȇ̸̹̟̘̆͌J̵̪̬̬̞̖̙͇͇̝̩̗̥̞͒Ǫ̶̙͙̥͎͍͕̗̜̽͐͊̈͆͆͗͆͜Ī̶͈̙̣͖̫̠̮̦̣͔̥̔̏̑̏͊C̵̢̻̻̳͈̘̘̝͚̝̣̠̏̆̋̊̓̑͐͝͠Ẽ̷̢̳͕̼͘͜! ̶̢̜͍̈̇̑̉̊̾̋̚͘
well then
moving swiftly on, here's another Carmen Somerset
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY ESPI:
Yeah me too
What the fuck are you doing
Yeah me too
What the fuck are you doing
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
I'm not sure but it's asking me it too.
I'm assuming it has something to do with the zalgotext.
oh my god now some of my post options are being translated into Vietnamese. I better get out of here before Damien finds me >_>
I'm assuming it has something to do with the zalgotext.
oh my god now some of my post options are being translated into Vietnamese. I better get out of here before Damien finds me >_>
- [+] v7
- [+] Michael Froese
- Michael Froese - The story of an identity; the story of a matador; the story of a liar; the story of a junkie; the story of a very special frog; the story of a jackal; the story of an oscillator; the story of a ghost; the story of the death of an author; the story of a bunch of other stuff.
THREADS!
PREGAME: Mad world - This...this felt nice. - Michael was incredibly disappointed in himself for actually agreeing to go do something with Beryl. - He wasn't actually all that sorry. - Part of him was worried his real motivation wasn't self-torturing altruism but instead the fact that it was one of the few things that still made him feel.
ISLAND:
Michael and all of his friends were going to be footnotes in a history textbook. - he was folding in on himself like a four-dimensional object in three-dimensional space - Everything was about pain, fear, and love. - "Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours; For graphs of passion, and charts of stars." - He had a duty to look into someone's eyes as he killed them. - Closure really did sound like nothing at all. - "I wish we were lovers, but it's for the best." - Michael Froese the award-winning murderer. That was who he was now. - "I wanted to lose myself." - "Good and bad, all roads lead to Rome and I just, it hurts too much to be a good person." - "Somewhere out there in the deep blue sea, there's this whale." - "...It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else." - "The neighbors, they adored him for his humor and his conversation. Look underneath the house there, find the few living things, rotting fast in their sleep; oh, the dead," - He gave her a big hug. He buried his head in her shoulder, feeling her cold, spongy, rubbery skin against his forehead. She had no eyes. She had no face. Something had eaten her face. - Michael Froese was a crazy person with a gun. - Validation. - "You don't live in a goddamned movie." - "I miss what it's like to be, like, actually alone." - "Market data inconsistent. Cantor API problem. Trading system offline," - Michael didn't want this. It wasn't like that'd stop him. - "I'm wide awake, it's morning." - He was a spree killer now, he supposed. - When he gave his word, he was giving nothing. - The fact they even existed was being politicized. - "BERYL FUCKING MAHELONA. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO BERYL MAHELONA," - 'Am I gray?' - A beach covered in unidentified decedents. - He'd never felt anything unconditionally. - "Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better. And so, goodnight."
- [+] Valerija Bogdanovic
- The story of a (failed) revolutionary.
THREADS!
PREGAME: August 12th, 2017 - The explosive sound of metal hitting metal
ISLAND:
She turned away. Everything from here on out was for the terrorists to see. - "All of us, we have the chance to actually do something with our lives." - The students were the shark in the box. - Complacency was festering like a tumour. - "She's right. It won't - it won't change anything," - Scraped into the wall, in neatly-styled lettering, the words "If they won't live in peace, then they'll die for peace." - Val needed a gun, - "I do not care for violence without a point," she stated. "My gun is not loaded." - "Juliette, I'm sure you already know this, but you really should take pains to be careful around people who speak only in enthymemes." - "Someone once said, 'Change must come with the barrel of a gun', and they were not wrong." - Two explosions.
- [+] v9, AKA. Kermit rejects modernity, returns to writing mentally ill bisexuals.
-
- [+] Sad Gay Hours with Kermit and Mara.
-
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can
You say that "No one's gonna listen, no one understands."
And so there's no open doors, there's no way to get through
There's no other witnesses, just us two
There's two people living in one small room
From your two half-families tearing at you
Two ways to tell the story, no one worries
Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry
Two people talking inside your brain
Two people believing that I'm the one to blame
Two different voices coming out of your mouth
While I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout
- [+] The mallgoth who died offscreen in Supers
- You can read me like a book
I'm not as clever as I look
I've got a sneaky kind of selfish
That I keep up on the shelf
With jars of double-sided comments
For people who've done nothing wrong
Preparing for the lights
And always practicing my sha-na-na's
I will stand right next to giants
And roar beside the lions
- [+] Johnny R. Fightmaster
- What road?
What road?
What road?
What road?
I'd been working on some open-ended shit
I was looking for an in and that was it
Back at the recital, signs remain vital
A statue is stone which rejects its own pulse
You heart's fair, your heart's square, your heart's not even there
Wasting shore leave on the girls from Point St. Claire
There is a light and it goes out, oh
A touch of classicism in the night
Your backlash was right where I wanted you
Yes, that's right, I wanted you, too
- [+] Pow Pow
- From this position
I will relax
From this position
I can see the whole site
From this position
Oh, oh just relax
From this position
I took the staff test
I now have a purple name
And chat goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
From this position
I can see all the pings
From this position
I totally get how our decisions were reached
From this position
I can say "no pregame murders," or "Tracen Danya is canonically a catboy TikTokker," or "go bother Deamon instead,"
From this position, from this position
It's kind of like eating myself to death
With you on the outside
And me on the inside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
And me being uptight
And you being all right
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this perspective, from this position
I have a good grip on both of them
Because I have stayed home
And have learned a little more about my community
Which is important
You know, Main's got 1,269 characters to read
So chat goes @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
It goes @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
With you in a sidechat
And me in the staffchat
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both)
And now you have gone terminally inactive
And then you didn't send an appeal
And so I will have to take away your beloved character and then I will have to kill them
(And i'll feel really bad about doing it even though it's my job ;~;)
Now I have been Danya
And you are not Danya
There's advantages to each
(Advantages to each)
And we're coming back, coming back, coming back
Until there's no U.S. state left untouched on the map
We probably should have expected that people would mishandle colonialism in the Hawaii version
I'm paralyzed
And looking through you
But if nothing's right
Please don't yell at meeee
As a terrified autistic person
I'm amazed at my decision to play
On this occasion, there are a couple of things that we know that we pulled from Fact Magazine
One, character morality discourse is annoying and I don't care about it
Two, your time will come, but this is gonna be our version
So you should give us all of your roll nulls
Three, I wrote a goth and you did not, so shut up, because you don't know shit about goths that you didn't get from me
So times have been tough
And times have been tough
We have been staffkilled, unrolled, and rolled out
But honestly
And let's be honest with ourselves
How much time did we waste?
How much time did we all blow every day?
And so it's @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
Oh, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
So @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
@Staff, @Staff, @Staff, @Staff
(Please do not ping @Staff as a joke!)
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
(Yes I mean you!)
With you on the inside
And me on the outside
There's advantages to both
(Advantages to both!)
With my name in purple
And your name in blue
There's advantages to each
(Advantages! Advantages!)
From this position
I feel an affinity for the both of them, which is confusing
But honestly
I should be careful because otherwise, I'm being, I'm being, you know, what's it called?
Oh, fuck it
...
-Reclining, I'm getting used to it
Like writing a mentally ill bisexual
It's an entirely new
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
And then a couple of versions on mini
And then a version on main
And then back over to mini and then to main, again
To use up my desire for
Discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery, discovery
For an instant
We could have been sold as a book
But the site's all been plagiarized
From Koushun Takami anyway
So what you want for now
Is for someone to read you
And to hear that the trends you like
Won't become overplayed
And I don't knoOOOOOOOw what I'm doing
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
I don't knooooowwww
(Staff will kill you in real life!)
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- ↳ Campus
- ↳ Science Department
- ↳ The Promenade
- ↳ Level One
- ↳ Level Two
- ↳ Level Three
- ↳ The Ice Skating Rink
- ↳ The Food Court
- ↳ The Parking Garage
- ↳ The Back Alley
- ↳ Steve Carlson Arena
- ↳ Lobby
- ↳ Stands
- ↳ Gerry's Pro Shop
- ↳ Dressing Rooms
- ↳ The Ice
- ↳ Around Town (V4)
- ↳ The Varsity
- ↳ Sunset Cinema
- ↳ All-Star Bowling
- ↳ Events
- ↳ Bayview Prom
- ↳ Post-Prom
- ↳ Prom Hall
- ↳ Pre-Prom
- ↳ Memories from the Past (V4)
- ↳ V4 Post-Game
- The V3 Corner
- ↳ The Version 3 Archive
- ↳ V3 Announcements
- ↳ V3 Student Roster
- ↳ Rundown Hospital
- ↳ Small Cottage
- ↳ Overgrown Trail
- ↳ The Mess Hall
- ↳ The Barracks
- ↳ Northern Coast
- ↳ Sea Cliffs
- ↳ The Lagoon
- ↳ The Quarry
- ↳ Lookout Tower
- ↳ Babbling Brook
- ↳ The Marsh
- ↳ Field of Flowers
- ↳ Hollow Tree
- ↳ The Chapel
- ↳ Swinging Bridge
- ↳ The Caves
- ↳ Storehouse
- ↳ The Graveyard
- ↳ Jailhouse
- ↳ The Showers
- ↳ The Jungle
- ↳ Airfield
- ↳ The Plot Twist
- ↳ Proving Grounds
- ↳ The Armory
- ↳ Dilapidated Barracks
- ↳ Jungle
- ↳ The Coastline
- ↳ V3 Pregame Archive
- ↳ V3 Pregame Student Roster
- ↳ V3 NPC Roster
- ↳ Southridge Math Wing
- ↳ Southridge Science Wing
- ↳ Southridge Poly-Sci Wing
- ↳ Southridge English Wing
- ↳ Southridge Library
- ↳ Southridge Cafeteria
- ↳ Southridge Fine Arts Building
- ↳ Southridge Gymnasium
- ↳ Southridge Campus
- ↳ Stonegate Island
- ↳ Oceanview Terrace
- ↳ Village Harbor
- ↳ The Links At Village Harbor
- ↳ Clifton Court
- ↳ Highland Hills Shopping Mall
- ↳ Bryan's Bowl-a-Rama
- ↳ Carmike Cinema
- ↳ Shooters
- ↳ The Beach (V3 Pregame)
- ↳ The City of Highland Beach
- ↳ Memories from the Past (V3)
- The V2 Corner
- ↳ The Version 2 Archive
- ↳ V2 Student Roster
- ↳ V2 Announcements
- ↳ Mountain Ranch
- ↳ The River
- ↳ The Cliffs
- ↳ The Forest
- ↳ Wheat Fields
- ↳ Mansion Ruins
- ↳ The Church
- ↳ The Farmhouse
- ↳ The Lighthouse
- ↳ Western Shore
- ↳ The Pagoda
- ↳ The Mall
- ↳ Residential District
- ↳ School Building
- ↳ The Park
- ↳ Botanical Garden
- ↳ The Hotel
- ↳ Industrial District
- ↳ The Hospital
- ↳ The Expressway
- ↳ Sewer System
- ↳ V2 Pregame Archive
- ↳ V2 Pregame Student Roster
- ↳ Hobbsborough High School
- ↳ P.J. Gilroy Academy
- ↳ Franklyn Senior School
- ↳ Bathurst High School
- ↳ Downtown
- ↳ Central Mall
- ↳ Midway Bowling Alley
- ↳ South 62nd Street
- ↳ Benson's Bar and Grill
- ↳ Performing Arts Center
- ↳ Sweet Bay Coffee
- ↳ Urban Commercial Area
- ↳ Parkway Shopping Plaza
- ↳ The Drive-In
- ↳ Major Taylor Skate Park
- ↳ The Rec Center
- ↳ The Seaside
- ↳ Residential Districts
- ↳ Briarwood Apartment Complex
- ↳ Kensington Heights
- ↳ Tilles Court
- ↳ Carrington Pointe
- ↳ The Distant Past
- The V1 Corner
- ↳ The Version 1 Archive
- ↳ Announcements
- ↳ V1 Character Roster
- ↳ Makeshift Hospital
- ↳ Helicopter Crash Site
- ↳ Small House
- ↳ Bamboo Coppice
- ↳ Hillside Cliff
- ↳ Dirt Path
- ↳ The Well
- ↳ The River
- ↳ Gazebo
- ↳ Waterfall
- ↳ Lookout Point
- ↳ Eastern Shore
- ↳ The Ravine
- ↳ School Building
- ↳ Old Warehouse
- ↳ Dark Caves
- ↳ The Lighthouse
- ↳ Bathroom Facility
- ↳ The Woods
- ↳ V1 AUs and Discussion