Song Contest #48: The Sadtest

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEE

SOTF's own Eurovision-style song contest. Submit songs that fit the theme and get mercilessly judged on your taste in music here.
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#16

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It's a little hard to see through my misty eyes, but I'm trying my best to hit all the right keys. I hope y'all have enough tissues leftover because it's time to

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Let Round 2 of the sadness commence

Participants in no particular order
Skraal
Maraoone
Slam
Kilmarnock
Oliver
Yugikun
Paige
Buko
Jace
Burnitup
MethodicalSlacker
Dr. Freud

And their songs, also in no particular order:

No one is ever going to want me - Giles Corey
"The song draws on the classic concept of "The Hedgehog's Dilemma", where the singer feels desperately lonely but at the same time is aware that his defences against getting hurt by others is actively sabotaging his ability to create and maintain healthy relationships. The "Bridge of Sighs" is reference to the Ponte dei Sospiri in Venice, a bridge leading to the city's prison, giving convicts one last chance to view the beauty of the city before being cut off from it forever. The singer realizes that his growing bitterness is pushing him further and further away from the human connection that he seems to see other people enjoying, but at the same time cannot help but slip further into loneliness and despair."
24 - Red House Painters
The Simplest Thing - Hey Rosetta
"This song is about loving someone suffering from depression. Always got to me as someone who's been on both sides of that relationship at various points."
Jonathan Coulton - When You Go
"Somethings, just saying 'goodbye' is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do."
Way to Fall - Starsailor
It's Quiet Uptown - Hamilton
Rhodondite and Grief - La Dispute
i wrote this song 4 u - LiL BO WEEP
The Arbor - The Twilight Sad
This is one of the songs off of the album that The Twilight Sad wrote in part for/dedicated to Scott Hutchison (from the band Frightened Rabbit), who killed himself in 2018. They were close friends.
Hi Life - UGK
"This song we played at my friend's funeral. Always makes me tear up and think of my buddy"
Go Home - Julien Baker
Gavi's Song - Lindsey Stirling
Voting runs same time as last round and thus will close at 11:59 PST on Dec 17th, 2019
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#17

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These songs heroically sacrificed themselves so we could move on to the finals.
[+] Never forget
24 - Red House Painters, submitted by MethodicalSlacker. It got 31.5 points
Hi-Life - UGK, submitted by Buko. It got 36 points.
i wrote this song 4 u - LiL BO WEEP, submitted by Paige. It got 41.5 points
Which means the following songs move on to die another day:
[+] Boopadoop
It's Quiet Uptown - Hamilton
Go Home - Julien Baker
Way to Fall - Starsailor
Gavi's Song - Lindsey Stirling
Rhodondite and Grief - La Dispute
The Arbor - The Twilight Sad
Jonathan Coulton - When You Go
The Simplest Thing - Hey Rosetta
No one is ever going to want me - Giles Corey
I'm going to work in... 6 minutes so finals will come later.
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#18

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Don't sink into the muck just yet. It's time for our

FINAL ROUND

All of our contests one more time, in no particular order:

Murderweasel
Burnitup
Ruggahissy
Laurels
Brackie
Fenris
Skraal
Jace
Kilmarnock
Oliver
dmboogie
Yugikun
Dr. Freud
Kermit
Slam
Jilly
Maraoone

And the songs. No reasons this time, people have already said their piece. Makes sense, right?

Movies - Weyes Blood
Rhodondite and Grief - La Dispute
In the Woods Somewhere - Hozier
Ghost - Nelward
No one is ever going to want me - Giles Corey
Go Home - Julien Baker
Way to Fall - Starsailor
Lazarus - David Bowie
Winter Solstice - mewithoutyou
The Enigma - Eric Bogle
The Arbor - The Twilight Sad
The Simplest Thing - Hey Rosetta
It's Quiet Uptown - Hamilton
Shiver - Lucy Rose
Jonathan Coulton - When You Go
Gavi's Song - Lindsey Stirling
Casimir Pulaski Day - Sufjan Stevens

You have until 5 PM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME (won't make that goof again on 12/21/19 to place your votes.
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#19

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You hate to see it happen, it never feels good, but we have two DQs.
[+] DQs are sad though right
Movies - Weyes Blood - submitted by Brackie, earning 30 points.

The Simplest Thing - Hey Rosetta - submitted by Shiola, earning 49 points including one 10.
The first three to fall. These songs were about as sad as Timmy having to let Gobbles run free into the wild.

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[+] 15th through 12th
Go Home - Julien Baker - submitted by Maraoone, earning 23 points including one 12.
Winter Solstice - mewithoutyou - submitted by dmboogie, earning 27 points
Jonathan Coulton - When You Go - submitted by a very sad Yours Truly, earning 28 points including one 8.
It's Quiet Uptown - Hamilton - submitted by Jace, earning 28 points including one 10, breaking the tie.
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#20

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Here's the next set. These songs were as sad as Dumbo getting sung to by his mother.

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[+] 11th through 9th
11th: Way to Fall - Starsailor - submitted by Burnitup, this song earned 33 points including a 12 and a 10.
10th: Rhodondite and Grief - La Dispute - submitted by Yugikun, this song earned 34 points including an 8.
9th: Ghost - Nelward - submitted by Jilly. This song earned 35 points, including an 8.
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#21

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Hoo boy, the next set of songs! These things were as sad as McCauley Culkin's death in 'My Girl'.

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[+] 8th through 6th
8th: The Arbor - The Twilight Sad - submitted by Irene. This song earned 51 points, including two 10s.
7th: Gavi's Song - Lindsey Stirling - submitted by Slam. Earned 52 points in total, including three 8s.
6th: No one is ever going to want me - Giles Corey - submitted by Skraal. It earned 56 points, including a 12 and an 8.
This means we now have our top 5!
[+] TOP 5 OF SADNESS
In the Woods Somewhere - Hozier
The Enigma - Eric Bogle
Casimir Pulaski Day - Sufjan Stevens
Shiver - Lucy Rose
Lazarus - David Bowie
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#22

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Now we're getting REALLY sad, goddamn. These next three songs were as sad as the Trix Rabbit never actually getting his Trix.

What?

That's fucking tragic, don't @me.

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[+] 5th through 3rd
5th: Shiver - Lucy Rose - submitted by Ruggahissy, which earned 59 points including two 10s and two 8s.
4th: In the Woods Somewhere - Hozier - submitted by Fenris. This song earned 74 points, including a 12, two 10s and an 8.
3rd: Casimir Pulaski Day - Sufjan Stevens - submitted by Kermit. This song grabbed 87 points. Two 12s, two 10s, and two 8s (perfectly balanced as all things should be).
[+] Top two. Set up war camps
The Enigma - Eric Bogle
Lazarus - David Bowie
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#23

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The last two songs were this sad:

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Both of these songs were inhabitants of round 1.

In round 1, one of these songs was the round's winner. The other was 5th place, but now rests in the top two of the whole ordeal.

These two songs are:

The Enigma - Eric Bogle, submitted by Murderweasel and
Lazarus - David Bowie, submitted by Laurels.

Each of these songs scored at least FOUR 12s apiece, and when all was said and done, there was a 10-point spread between them.

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So I guess it's time to reveal the winner, huh?
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#24

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This is so sad... Alexa, play...

The Enigma - Eric Bogle, submitted by Murderweasel!

We have a first time winner (just like me woooooooo)! The Enigma earned 107 points and scored FIVE 12s, two 10s and two 8s.

Lazarus - David Bowie, submitted by Laurels, netted a respectable 97 points and earned four 12s, a 10 and an 8.


Stats will be posted shortly. I hope you guys like Jazz Mathcore MuppetPunk or whatever the hell he's going to subject us all to.

(I'm legitimately excited)
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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#25

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Stats for the stat gods are here
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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