SotF Board Mafia Game Thread!

[Latin For Dragula]

Update: google is telling me DKP actually comes from Everquest and my brother's vanilla guild lied to me, so i will be suing them

[Kermit]

me????? commit to something in anything ever?????????????????????????? that's crazy talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also ima be all defensive for a sec, yall need some weed etc BUT i didnt scumread you!!!!!!!! Don't put yugi's words in my mouth (i'm not even sure if yugi was scumreading you!!!!!!) (dont put any of yugi's possessions in my mouth pls)!!!!!!!! in fact i said

which isn't scummy per say but still eh whatever this is all i have for brain thinky stuff right now sorry yall

ALSO ALSO

participating without actually committing to anything

wait there are people who have committed to literally anything in this game at the present moment??????

ALSO ALSO ALSO GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU PEOPLE HAVE POSTED LIKE 19 TIMES SINCE I STARTED THIS POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Latin For Dragula]

excuse you i'm out here committing hard to the history of DKP i'm leaving bodies on the road left and right unpacking both the broader and my personal history with misinformation on the subject and i would like the frog to recognize this before i put yugi's entire vinyl collection in his mouth

[Cactus]

Rip Kermit

[Kermit]

hey yugi i guess you could say we have similar tastes in music haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Fenris]

im not arranging reads in town-to-scum order like i normally do because i dont have strong enough reads on anyone at this point to judge that hard. anyway, list copy pasted from op hence peoples names being capitalized do u Really think im capable of that much effort

Yugi - generally putting in more effort than almost anyone else which is either strong town play or an attempt to control the narrative as scum. he isn't pushing particularly in any direction at this point which makes me lean town on him since i think if he were scum he'd be more aggressive at this point. (yes i know statistically its always better to vote day one but its never a great look to be the person who's like Let's Lynch This Guy Cause I Said So)

Paige - literally acts like this every single game i dont know what any of yall are expecting

Boogie - see boogie's dangerous, this is a thing i know generally, tho that isnt really a read so much of a I Know Ur Game, Skellyman. his memes so far havent been purely white noise which is a positive sign. i have my eye on u but also nothing strikes me as nervous-making just yet

Polybius - not enough content 2 speak on (i too cannot remember anything that happens in other mafia games tho)

Kermit - frog-shaped. mostly memes but trying to make an effort at this point. him eyeing zetsu doesnt strike me as particularly suspect since out of context of her past behavior i would agree that she's suspiciously aggressive tbh but yknow. that said it could be scum trying to direct a day one lynch on an easy target but i feel like thats me stretching at this stage. oh he posted while i was writing this okay t-b-h i kinda read that comment as "haha im not saying thats SCUMMY or anything..... unless...." so im not super surprised zetsu took it as being scumread lmao.

Dodd - not enough stuff to speak on (hahaha you dont know what dkp means you not-nerd)

Toben - him not being here is the most terrifying thing of all

Slam - nothing to say

Gianni - nothing to say mk. iv

MS - jumped to zetsu's defense p fast, which is potentially an interesting tidbit if/when she flips. otherwise not a lot here

Deamon - nothing to say mk. v

Irina Ivanov - kinda just agree with what has already been said by yugi here

Jace - nothing to say mk. vi

Zetsu - kinda have already said what i wanna say. she seems to be following her usual town mo which doesn't rule her out as scum obviously but doesn't mark her as particularly suspicious in my book and at least at this point in the game i'd rather have people who are trying than aren't, yknow?

Decoy - nothing to say mk. vii


the moral of this story is that a lot of people need to talk more because i cant read when nothings happening!!!!!! anyway i dont have strong scum feelings about anyone which is super boring so i dunno who we wanna lynch here. the easy recommendation is probably just someone who hasn't said anything all day because inactivity kills games but i would just be making a suggestion at random at that point. oh hey that reminds me

hey mod man are there inactivity rules

[Latin For Dragula]

im not arranging reads in town-to-scum order like i normally do because i dont have strong enough reads on anyone at this point to judge that hard. anyway, list copy pasted from op hence peoples names being capitalized do u Really think im capable of that much effort

Yugi - generally putting in more effort than almost anyone else which is either strong town play or an attempt to control the narrative as scum. he isn't pushing particularly in any direction at this point which makes me lean town on him since i think if he were scum he'd be more aggressive at this point. (yes i know statistically its always better to vote day one but its never a great look to be the person who's like Let's Lynch This Guy Cause I Said So)

Paige - literally acts like this every single game i dont know what any of yall are expecting

Boogie - see boogie's dangerous, this is a thing i know generally, tho that isnt really a read so much of a I Know Ur Game, Skellyman. his memes so far havent been purely white noise which is a positive sign. i have my eye on u but also nothing strikes me as nervous-making just yet

Polybius - not enough content 2 speak on (i too cannot remember anything that happens in other mafia games tho)

Kermit - frog-shaped. mostly memes but trying to make an effort at this point. him eyeing zetsu doesnt strike me as particularly suspect since out of context of her past behavior i would agree that she's suspiciously aggressive tbh but yknow. that said it could be scum trying to direct a day one lynch on an easy target but i feel like thats me stretching at this stage. oh he posted while i was writing this okay t-b-h i kinda read that comment as "haha im not saying thats SCUMMY or anything..... unless...." so im not super surprised zetsu took it as being scumread lmao.

Dodd - not enough stuff to speak on (hahaha you dont know what dkp means you not-nerd)

Toben - him not being here is the most terrifying thing of all

Slam - nothing to say

Gianni - nothing to say mk. iv

MS - jumped to zetsu's defense p fast, which is potentially an interesting tidbit if/when she flips. otherwise not a lot here

Deamon - nothing to say mk. v

Irina Ivanov - kinda just agree with what has already been said by yugi here

Jace - nothing to say mk. vi

Zetsu - kinda have already said what i wanna say. she seems to be following her usual town mo which doesn't rule her out as scum obviously but doesn't mark her as particularly suspicious in my book and at least at this point in the game i'd rather have people who are trying than aren't, yknow?

Decoy - nothing to say mk. vii


the moral of this story is that a lot of people need to talk more because i cant read when nothings happening!!!!!! anyway i dont have strong scum feelings about anyone which is super boring so i dunno who we wanna lynch here. the easy recommendation is probably just someone who hasn't said anything all day because inactivity kills games but i would just be making a suggestion at random at that point. oh hey that reminds me

hey mod man are there inactivity rules

(<3)

[Fenris]

my datefriend just murdered me on live tv ladies and gentlemen

[Yugikun]

before i put yugi's entire vinyl collection in his mouth

i guess kermits not getting anything down his throat then

(I'll go back through the thread and make some thoughts when I'm not on phone, the one thing I do wanna say as a preview or something is that someone /may/ have contradicted themselves re: the topic of past or present reads? i might be misrembering things and would like to check for myself but if someone would like to do my work for me i guess i wouldn't mind)

[Latin For Dragula]

nah just his mouth for now, we save the vinyl throating for Mafia After Dark

[MethodicalSlacker]

vinyl throating

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[Kermit]

[record scratch sound effect]

[MethodicalSlacker]

I don't have specific reads on Day One. I'm starting to subscribe to Paige's theory of "day one is dumb just let chaos happen", both as a mafia rule and a general life philosophy. I responded so quickly to what I worried could be a train on someone I read as town (at the very least not actively scummy) because I didn't see any real evidence for it and it looked like the kind of rhetoric that could have lead us quickly down a slippery slope.

idk i'm down to be policy lynched at this point daddy

[Fenris]

litcherally the only thing we're gonna have to go on when day 2 starts that we dont have now is a dead person (or maybe two there's enough of us to support a vig or sk i think. probably not both?) which is like, helpful, but its not So much extra information that its infinitely easier to go off of than day 1 lmao

basically unless someone makes a serious error every day is 85% shooting in the dark just roll with it and do ur best. ganbatte

[Zetsu]

i hate everything about this discussion