The Plastic Hammer Awards!
The Basics
Handler Name: The Plantain Supernova aka Chad aka Buko
Your Trademark Character: The one, the only—Ace Beats.
Current Status of Trademark Character: Dead in Thug Mansion.
Favorite Character: Very, very, very tough for me to choose and I already gave a big ass list in the midgame hammers but, y’know, fuck it let’s go: K8 the Gr8, Marco Hart, Arizona Butler, Tirzah Foss, Lori Martin, Ivy Langley, Justin Greene, The Rat King, Diego Larrosa, Sakurako Jackson, Grandma Cam and El Presidente are all high on my recommendation list. I gave Ivy the honor of my favorite in midgame and she is still close to my heart…
But Imma give Zona as my favorite V7 character. I think Deamon wrote a great character who was a compelling and interesting hero that remained someone of strength and honor even as they succumbed to darkness and vengeance. I loved Zona and she was a creative north star and tone setter for me in V7. Great character and I think a stand out in the version.
Favorite Weapon: The Bag of Lucky Charms and the Grenade Launcher both got a lotta good scenes and mileage outta of ‘em and I feel cover the range of deadliness. Lucky Charms kill more folks than grenades. Not on the island I think, but in real life.
Favorite Scene: Look at the Cleanse, Look at the Moves—a slow burn that leads into some good paced action and a gritty finish for Michael Froese in the subsequent thread. What stands out here is the resolution of Zona and how that infects and effects the ever evolving Garren. Great scene with three of the best writers in the version.
Favorite Death: Imma give it to
Jonah Heartgrave. Jonah’s death was very much emotional and I think the catalyst to that whole arc that is solved with Zona’s death at Darlene’s hands later on along with Mikey’s eventual demise as well (Jonah is even a great support corpse!). A great scene that provoked great and honest emotion outta me.
Favorite Quote: Let me be selfish and self serving in this one…
”Yep!” – Sakurako Jackson
Favorite Post: My favorite BKA pick up!
Favorite Location: The big ass mansion, duh!
Characters
Best Character Development: I think, it’s gotta be given to Garren here. His development and betterment as a person was quite a pleasure to watch. Honorable mention for Marco Hart who I think had a bittersweet and sad sorta development with murder muddling overall a positive bend. Garren's growth from trolly intel towards brave underdog and beacon of positivity and mercy was amazing to see and I think Pip's strongest work in the version. Considering how strong Pip is as a writer, that's saying a lot.
Best Game Impact: Talking from a pure quantitative area? Gotta give it to the three double digit killers: Erika, Blaise and Justin. Talking from a development and domino section? Gotta give it to Beryl as she kicks off that whole Mikey F and Darlene plotline which also leads into the AriJonah and Quinn stuff and ultimately Zona and Mikey as well. I think that’s one of the tightest and best written arcs of the version with great writers throughout.
Best Innovation: I think I’m going to go with Darlene here, ultimately. The extraordinary in being extra ordinary—I think there’s a poignant and valuable lesson there to be learned for V8.
Best Realism: It was Lil Nathan Coleman at midgame—and it’s Lil Nathan Coleman here. A great example of expertise and empathy and skill on Ricky’s part. In any other handler’s hands, it would be a cringe fest and a thing of worry—in Ricky’s, it’s a wholesome and sweet depiction of innocence and ultimately senseless tragedy. Very good stuff.
Best Heroic Character: Imma go with Zona here because I went with Jonah at midgame and she's my favorite, duh! I enjoyed Zona’s resoluteness and sorta badass hero energy that laid in conflict with the sweetness of her soul. We have two sides of Zona—the tough and standoffish basketball player and also Zona the sweet lover and searcher for justice. I feel her ending and the way she echoes Jonah’s is a heroic and her last mission for and her guidance of Darlene through her own murder exceptionally illustrative of the core of her character. She’s my favorite for a reason!
Best Villainous Character: I think this is going to Justin Greene again, I obviously was very attached to Justin’s story and was very proud to ultimately end it—what appeals to me about Justin is the unity in theme and vision that he has throughout his story and the remarkable consistency in which Ricky expresses himself within it. Justin’s overarching theme is desperation and selfishness and those remain the solid guiding principles throughout. The one downside of Justin’s story is that some of the kills, especially the later ones, can be a little repetitive and he can read sorta samey—but that is the cost of that consistency and the result of the characters dedication to desperation. I think Justin is hands down the best played and best written of the double digit killers in the version and the reason being is that consistency and dedication to the overarching vision.
Best Tragic Character: Let’s go with Diego because his Mom is gonna see video of him jerkin’ off.
But, real talk, Diego was someone who had a lot of empathy and sympathy towards him and the way that he constantly couldn’t overcome that demon of self inspite of his desire and determination to live. I loved Diego’s story and in many ways thought Train did a lot of stuff with him that I was trying and failed to do with Ace. A great character occupying the grey and the true tragedy of his arc is that his biggest and most hurt victim is likely himself.
And y’know, those people he killed, whatever.
Best Humorous Character: Lori is probably the most consistently funny kid on the island—but let’s give it to the Rat King because he deserves recognition. Boogie was super clever and expressive in Abe’s voice and consistently scummy and sarcastic. He was a character I loved to read, loved to hate and hated to lose. A great standout of the version.
Best Tactics: I think it still has to be Parker here—though I also wouldn’t mind repping King Rat again. Let’s give it though to a team effort: AriJonah. The tracking down and disposal of Quinn remains one of the best foreshadowed and executed kills in the version.
The Sympathy Award: K8 the Gr8, Jilly did a great job illustrating the wholesomeness and resilience of the Furby Queen. I think K8 was someone a lot of people felt for and rooted for because of her innocence and resilience. Her last march towards the end provoked genuine feels from even the most cold hearts and so I feel she is very much deserving here.
The Empathy Award: I think, I see myself a lot in Abe, especially a younger me. Abe’s dedication to snark and his sorta ‘too smart for his own good’-ness appeals to me and speaks to me specifically. I'll also shout out Garren and Dememetri here because I think part of the comedy and genius of these characters is there empathetic and toxic relatability. Good stuff from all three writers that often made me laugh and made me think--very much my whole aesthetic. I smoke a lotta weed, sue me.
The Gone-Too-Soon Award: So many choices: Arizona, Wyatt and Garren all scream out to me—but Imma go off the wall and pick Tirzah. Mostly because if Rugga doesn’t swap out Tirzah for Lori, Jonah doesn’t get hit the next set. That’s how dice work, right?
The He-Had-It-Coming Award: Well, Diego obviously. He took matters into his own hands though…
Nah, but real talk, gotta be Lorenzo right? That’s what it was midgame at least. I think for this stage—let’s go with Blaise. They long deserved their full ride to Hands U. When that death post finally came up, I think even Paige was saying "
FINALLY!"
Scenes and Deaths
Best Tragedy: Something a bit Shakespearean in
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The Stomach-Churner: Prolly reading Lucas A and Tonya hook up…
Nah, but real talk, I did visibly wince at Tirzah’s death. I’m not one for eye stuff and we ended up getting a lot of it in V7 (shit, I partook)—but I think that was the best and most visceral display of it. For sure felt it in my stomach and uh, my eye.
Best Impact: I already hinted at this and said it explicitly, but I will go with Jonah’s death for the dominoes it sets off—this could even go further into Beryl’s death as well. In terms of impact and positivity—my love affair for Zona continues as I think her death showed off the positivity of character and resistance to the core values of the game that her story was building. Zona’s story was one about justice and vengeance and love—her end was about acceptance and moving forward and love. I thought it was very poignant and great.
Best Comedy: Darlene and Sakurako Both Had One-shots and Abe Didn’t Want to Feel Left Out Even Though He Doesn’t Have Much to Say Now on title alone.
The Sunglasses-and-Explosions Award: Could be a lot of scenes here and I think there’s a lot of good and exciting action to be picked—but I think I’m gonna go with something that puts that
cold in cool. And go with Nick Oglive’s death in
Princess of the Night. Not a conventional choice by any means but I think there’s always something visceral about straight up, executioner style murder. A strong scene by all involved and in my opinion Marceline’s strongest kill!
Best Feeling-Inducer: Gotta be the award winning and heart wrenching
death of Axel
Best Drama: My favorite overall plot in the version—let’s go with the climax of it and Zona’s
killing of Mikey F. A masterclass by both handlers and I think indicative of well deserving hype for both of them going into V8. Mikey F as a character was a lot and every kill tended to be both an assault on his own psyche a well as a constant river of trauma. His ending his sharp, quick and to the point. It pulls no punches as Zona pulls the trigger. I knew what was coming--I was still hooked and on the edge of my seat. Well deserving of all the praise it got.
Best Surprise: I will go with
Camilla Bell’s death for reasons both OOC and IC. For IC, I thought it was a great scene and pleasant way of making lemonade out of dice lemons. For OOC? Blizzard was coming off of a BKA award and turned in a BDA performance less than two weeks later. An impressive turn around for anybody but for a teenager in her first version? That’s the type of feather in your cap that’ll get people talkin’ 10 years later in a RAT. This death also firmly got me in on the Train Train and hyped for Diego. A great performance by both.
Best Meanwhile: This category is created for
The Other Student Roster. Said it during midgame and I’ll say it again here! It’s been on of my favorite things to follow all version, prolly due to my love of power rankings.
Predictions, Preferences, and Positions
If you could change ANYTHING that has happened thus far, what would you change?
The dice…always the dice. But perhaps having more opportunities with Wyatt, Tirzah or Ramsey would’ve made Ace’s story different. I think about it in particular due to me only RPing so much with Jilly this version—things to remedy in V8.
I also would’ve loved for Darlene to tie with Ace in that final BKA and write a scene with Toben of a BKA pick up kill. Would’ve been a cool moment and I was bummed we didn’t get it.
Out of the remaining characters, who are you counting on to be the overall winner of V7?
There are…so many ammendments! In the con-sti-tution! Of the United States—of Americaaaaaaaa! I can only choose one. I can only choose oooooooooooooone…..
I plead da fif.
How do you predict the ending of V7 is going to turn out?
How much did you enjoy/not enjoy V7?
I loved V7! It was a great experience for me both creatively and personally! I met some great friends and wrote some fun scenes that I look forward to reading in years to come. The important thing to me was leaving it all out there and not having any regrets—I accomplished that. My favorite thing in V7 was the friends I made along the way, no cap. But it was also the going all in with one character and RPing them and them alone for a period nearing two years. A great experience I will never be able to replicate again!
What do you like the most about V7?
That it’s almost over! I’m enjoying my victory lap and a well deserved rest as we prepare V8 stuff—but I’m eager to put V7 behind me and apply the lessons learned in unique and interesting ways!
What do you think could have been better about the version?
I think we have a bit of an unhealthy view on critique and this causes for a lot of hidden talk and double speak. I would like for folks to be more transparent and take critique less personally. I think our whole site culture could benefit from a bit of a checking of ego and a dedication towards honesty and contrition. Ultimately, just a focus on fun. That’s how I’m going to try and be better at least.
What do you think of the overall SOTF story?
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But, yeah, I’m staff. Of course I dig the story—I’m part of crafting it. I’ve enjoyed taking up the Greynolds mantle and being part of those storyboarding discussions. Excited for what lies ahead!
How do you feel about V7 compared to prior versions?
It’s strange—I think V7 is the best version in terms of quality and creativity. We really outdid ourselves and this is both the SOTF of my memory and so, so much more. Emphasis on more. While we’re better than I remember in a lot of ways—in a lot of ways we’re the same as we ever were. For good or for bad. I think the blessing in V7 is that we were stronger writers and storytellers than ever before. I think the lesson is that we have just as much ego and pride as we ever did. I think reflection and some humble self awareness will do us some good in the off season.
How do you think V8 will differ from/compare to V7 and prior versions?
Once more, just for the memes…
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Oh, yeah and probably a lot of people meme-ing and creating some half-baked characters totally learning the wrong lesson from V7. But, y’know, that’s life! I’m sure V8 will stand on the shoulders of everything we’ve ever done or written before and exceed the standards and stories we’ve already established in our history. The SOTF timeline bends towards growth and improvement.
Talk About Yourself
What has been your favorite thing to write in V7?
I will go with
all I ever asked is keep it 8 more than 92 with me as it subverted my own expectations and intentions and created a great group of writers (Sunny, Boogie, Toben and Mara) spontaneously. It was one of my favorite moments of the entire version and it was super duper fun to write in it and subvert my own plans (of which there were only vague ones). Having a sexy thread be an open thread and actually having people take the bait—one of my favorite moments of the version.
Which of your V7 characters was your favorite to write?
The one, the only—Ace Beats! But I have also had a great time writing Greynolds and Donald, to just to flex them staff muscles.
What are you proudest of in V7?
These two scenes back to back. With the Connor and Justin kills, I feel the vision of Ace and my writing with him reached their peak. It was tough going into BKA with those two kills because I knew they would cannibalize one another. My most proud moment came in those few hours where I thought Ace would actually tie with Ace for BKA. It was awesome to get love for those two scenes and ultimately end up winning an award with the Justin one, but the real prize came in the writing and the execution of vision. Dodd and Ricky were both great partners in that!
What do you wish you could improve?
I would’ve liked to have had at least one more character as to have been able to feel better about using a hero. There were some characters I felt deserved to be saved and I would’ve loved to have saved them.
What is your favorite V7 memory?
Becoming staff and getting back my horcruxes, making the top ten and winning my first BKA since Bloodtricution. Gotta love it!
What else would you like to share? Anything goes!
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