((Marty and Joshua continued from
Let the Dance Begin!))
"I'm telling you Marty,
300 is one big metaphor for guys being insecure about their own homosexuality!"
"And I'm telling YOU Josh that it isn't! The only subtext found in
300, if any, is the fact that the entire thing is just one big propaganda movie about the Iraq war"
"Well, duh! I never said it wasn't. I'm just saying that's not the only message it's trying to get across"
"Oh? Well do share how on earth it does get the message across then if its so obvious!"
"Well, think about it... The Spartans are meant to represent gay guys who don't want anyone else around them to think they're gay, so they hide it by being all macho and stuff, y'know?
Then, when the gay guys who don't mind people knowing they're gay, in other words the Persians, come along the closeted gay guys act all homophobic and stuff in order to make sure they don't look gay in comparison..."
"If that's the case... why does Leonidas have a wife?"
"Because he's trying to hide his actual sexuality of course! What better way to claim you're not gay then by having a wife! And you know how they don't allow that ugly looking guy..."
"Ephialtes?"
"Yeah, him... You know how they claim that the reason they don't want him along is because he can't use a shield properly?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I think that the real reason they didn't want him to tag along was because, unlike the other Spartans, he wasn't a sex god with huge pecks was he?"
Marty thought for a moment about Joshua's argument. As much as he didn't want to, he couldn't help but admit that Joshua did back up his argument with some more-or-less decent theories about the sexual undertones of the movie. Plus, it wouldn't have surprised him if it turned out that Leonidas was actually was gay the whole time, after all why else would he insist all the Spartans wear loincloths as opposed to the far more effective body armour that the Athenians used?
"And I suppose when he goes over to join Xerxes' side that it represents how he's finally coming out of the closet..."
"You see! YOU SEE! I told you the evidence was right in front of you!"
"Yeah, yeah
don't get so full of yourself
" Marty replied jokingly. He took a sip out of what must be his seventh lemonade as he observed the crowd. Not much seemed to be happening tonight (What a surprise) and everybody seemed to be having a good time, more-or-less. It wasn't until later that something interesting happened, namely the entrance of five dateless girls who appeared to have come late to the prom. Well, four dateless girls anyway, one of them turned out at second glance to actually be a guy in drag (Which, considering that he'd just been speaking to Joshua about the homosexual undertones in 300, somewhat spooked Marty out a little). As for the other four (actual) girls, only one of them really stood out for Marty. Namely, a certain girl Marty happens to have a thing for by the name of Carol Burke.
"Hey Marty look, its that guy you told me you had a crush on once!" Joshua whispered to Marty jokingly.
"Shut up Josh!" Marty said quietly, feeling somewhat embarrassed. After all, he knew everybody thought Carol looked a lot like a guy with her hair cut short like that (Plus, the fact that she decided to come to the prom in a black suit didn't help). But to Marty, if anything that made her even cuter. He always had a thing for girls who cut their hair short. Not necessarily as short as his hair (Which could practically count as being a buzz cut) but short enough that is isn't draping past their ears or shoulders. It wasn't because he preferred more masculine women or anything; it's just that Marty always found short hair more practical than long hair. Long hair always gets in your way, and it always has to be tied back into ponytails and stuff whenever you're doing anything important. They're far more trouble then they're worth in Marty's opinion (Plus there's always the simple fact that some girls just happen to look really cute with their hair cut short, at least in Marty's opinion)
But it wasn't only her hair of course. Marty always admired her optimistic personality (probably because of how pessimistic he is by comparison), and the fact that she happens to be one of the friendliest students in the cooking classes happens to help a lot (Especially seeing as during those lessons he also has to contend with that pretentious French bitch Alice Boucher, who sadly also happens to be attending the prom). Plus, personality and hair aside, she happens to be fairly cute in the traditional sense as well.
"Nah, I'm just kidding Marty
Still, I can't blame you for liking her. After all, I can't think of many girls who would make a good compromise
"
"...Compromise?"
"You know, for guys who usually prefer other me
"
"Screw you!" Exclaimed Marty, although he couldn't help but chuckle as he did so
after all, no matter how irritating Joshua could be sometimes, he almost never does so in a way that actually pissed Marty off. Moderately annoy him; yes, but never anger him. Still, Joshua of cause had to laugh along with him.
"AHAHAha
Seriously though dude, If you really like her that much why don't you just ask her out? Hell, you could do so right now, whilst she's still dateless!"
"I dunno Josh
What if she's waiting for someone?" asked Marty. He looked over at her to see what she was doing. Seems she had written something down onto the requests sheet, and was now making her way over to her friends in the middle of the dance floor. "Besides, I barely know her. Hell, she probably doesn't even know my name
"
"Then TELL her what your name is! You know, whilst you're asking her to dance and stuff"
Marty sighed and looked back at her briefly. Seems she was dancing with her friends now. He shook his head and took another sip from his drink. "Nah, I probably shouldn't
after all, she's here to spend time with her friends, not with some skinny bastard like me who can't cook to save his own life
"
Joshua shrugged and took a long glug of his own drink. "Suit yourself
"