Survival Of The Fittest

I love it when my own role is above my clearance level. Thank you Friend Computer for looking out for me, and keeping appropriate security measures in place!

Cactus wrote: ↑Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:38 am I do have a date tomorrow, so I will practice extra flossing, for hygienic reasons and anti-treason reasons. Tis the season.

But why would you need to practice flossing if you hadn't already been in the act of treasonous non-flossing behavior?

VOTE: Cactus

We gottem.

(Will add actual content eventually, but I'm busy and this is fun)

Alas, I am like anyone and falter in my duties from time to time.

VysePresident wrote: ↑Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:02 am (Will add actual content eventually, but I'm busy and this is fun)

@ friend computer: is having fun treasonous. or is Not having fun treasonous. or potentially both

maybe asking that question is treasonous

fuck shit yikes im here role received I still hate Joanna Krupa etc etc etc

*aggressively refreshes topic*
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I would never skim the TVtropes page for Paranoia so I can use the flavour to meme in this thread hahaha because that would be treason probably and TREASON IS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



aw fuck *hides the slav squad* hahHAHAHA COMMIES ARE EVIL HahAAH I WOULD NEVER MAKE COMMUNISM MEMES EVER I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

hmmmmm...


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..............

Vote: Kermit because he posted four times in a row, which is an even number.

And even makes it seem like you'd be on the level. Which we obviously know that Kermit is not. And so if he's not on the level, maybe he's under the level.

And if he's under the level, that maybe means that he's subterranean. And you know what else is subterranean? MOLES AND MOLE PEOPLE.

KERMIT IS A MOLE PERSON. HE'S NOT KERMIT THE FROG AT ALL. HE'S MOLERMIT THE MOLEY MOLE-FROG INSTEAD.

NO THAT IS MY COUSIN FROGDAN FROGDANOVIC HE WAS SENT TO THE GULAG FOR BRAVELY RESISTING HIS COMMIE OPPRESSORS

CACTUS IS A KIND OF PLANT

PLANT IS ALSO A WORD FOR................

EVIL SPY TRAITOR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my goodness, it looks an awful lot like molermit the moley mole-frog is speaking in his native mole tongue. i just assume since i don't speak mole, unlike some "green" people around here

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i'm sorry molermit, i already told you, i don't speak mole. can one of the other mole people please translate for me?