Survival Of The Fittest

The following songs have failed... FOR THE LAST TIME.

[+] Villains and How They Perished

“The Ones” by Aesthetic Perfection (DQ'd) submitted by Deamon, who was dragged to Hell by an actual demon.
It received 91 points, including two 12s and a 8.,

"Asshole" by Dennis Leary, submitted by Dodd, whose sand castle lair collapsed onto.
It received 17.5 points.

“Skinny & Small” by Tommy Womack, submitted by Jilly, who was shown the wonders of high school and transitioned from being an indescribable it to live life as a high school girl. They are living their best life.
It received 34.5 points, including a 12.

"My Eyes" by Neil Patrick Harris, submitted by RedAstaire, who was defeated by their good counterpart in a dance battle.
It received 46 points.

The remaining songs shall move on to the final round.

Potential Future League Members:

President Yugi of Kun Corp, evil CEO of a Megacorp.
Warlord Shiola, post-apocalyptic warlord.
Emprexx Plush, God-Empress of the Seven Part World.
KamiKaze, the weather-based supervillain.
Buko esquire, a criminal lawyer.
Slam, an evil lawyer-friendly Hulk knockoff.
Skraal, a giant sapient ball of slime.
The Lord of Awesome, the D-List villain who is weirdly popular.
Kotorikun, Demon King of 7th Heaven.
Somersault, the mercenary warlord.
Murder Weasel, Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Crossbow Pig, elite agent of FOXHOUND.
Spindarene, the Gyromancy cult leader.
Pancapples, his motive for being evil? Wants to fuck a skeleton.
M.A.R.A. 01, the killer robot prototype.

Songs of Villainy:
“The House Always Wins” - The Stupendium
“Big Man With A Gun” - Nine Inch Nails
“F vs. J Intro” - Fabolous, Jadakiss
“Country Death Song” - Violent Femmes
“Get Jinxed” - League of Legends
“Mother Knows Best” - Donna Murphy
“Killing For Company” - SWANS
“I Can’t Decide” - Scissor Sisters
“Little Pistol” - Mother Mother
“The Stand (Man or Machine)” - The Protomen
“Nosetalgia” - Pusha T (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
“Bad Bad Things” - Andrew Jackson Jihad
“Black Eyes” - Radical Face
“Rumbrave” - Murder by Death
“Natural Born Killaz” - Ice Cube (Feat. Dr. Dre)

Good Luck! You'll need it. You have three days before the heroes come to stop your plans. The round ends Thursday, May 23rd at 2:00PM PST.

The following songs have been foiled by their archenemies.

[+] Villains and How They Perished

Natural Born Killaz by Ice Cube (feat. Dr. Dre) submitted by Pancapples, who retired to be a farmer when it turned out trying to impress a girl with killing half the universe didn't pan out.
It received 42 points, including a 10.

F vs J Intro by Fabolous, Jadakiss submitted by Buko, who was disbarred and sent to prison where he was shanked by a former client.
It received 43 points, including a 10 and an 8.

The House Always Wins by The Stupendium submitted by TheLordofAwesome, who lost his popularity after he proved to be the worst song contest host and now lives in obscurity.
It received 46.5 points, including a 12 and a 10.

Get Jinxed by League of Legend submitted by Slam, who was sued into non-existence for copyright infringement.
It received 52.5 points, including a 12 and an 8.

The remaining songs shall move on to the final round.

The Final 20:

Crossbow Pig, elite agent of FOXHOUND.
Murder Weasel, Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Dr. Victor von Kilmarnock, combined the DNA of the most evil animals to create the most evil creature to ever walk the Earth: Wyatt Carter
M.A.R.A. 01, the killer robot prototype.
DN, arguably the most fucked up person on this list.
Primrosette, World's Greatest Assassin
Warlord Shiola, post-apocalyptic warlord.
RuggaHissy, the cat-themed thief.
Emprexx Plush, God-Empress of the Seven Part World.
Ohmy God, is what you'll say if you cross their path.
KamiKaze, the weather-based supervillain.
Fenris, devourer of Odin.
Skraal, a giant sapient ball of slime.
Laurels, a person of wealth and taste.
Kotorikun, Demon King of 7th Heaven.
Somersault, the mercenary warlord.
President Yugi of Kun Corp, evil CEO of a Megacorp.
Spindarene, the Gyromancy cult leader.
dmboogie, AKA Skin-Man — Villain in Disguise.
President Zee Backslash, supervillain moonlighting as the President of the United States.

Songs of Villainy:
“Country Death Song” - Violent Femmes
“I'll Decorate This City, In Ribbons Of Blood” - David J Smith
“Rumbrave” - Murder by Death
“Medusa” - Heather Dale
“Nosetalgia” - Pusha T (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
“The Stand (Man or Machine)” - The Protomen
“Go-Getter Greg” - Ludo
“Killing For Company” - SWANS
“Little Pistol” - Mother Mother
“I Can’t Decide” - Scissor Sisters
“Mother Knows Best” - Donna Murphy
“Pirate Jenny” - Nina Simone
“I” - Black Sabbath
“Getting Away With Murder” - Papa Roach
“Bad Bad Things” - Andrew Jackson Jihad
“Be Prepared” - Jeremy Irons
“Toxic Love” - Tim Curry
“Black Eyes” - Radical Face
“Madame Guillotine” - The Scarlet Pimpernel
“Big Man With A Gun” - Nine Inch Nails

Good Luck! You'll need it. You have three days before the heroes come to stop your plans. The round ends Monday, May 27th at 8PM PST.

Your final judgement is at hand. The following songs have failed and their submitters will be punished accordingly.

[+] DQd

“Bad Bad Things” by Andrew Jackson Jihad submitted by Maraoone, who was infected with a computer virus that shut them off before they could launch the nuke.
It received 42 points, including a 10 and a 12.

“Black Eyes” by Radical Face by Spindarene, who was killed before they could complete their dark ritual.
It received 69 points, including a 10 and a 12.

[+] 18th

“Mother Knows Best” by Donna Murphy submitted by Somersault, who was blown up by a rocket launcher.
It received 9 points.

[+] 17th

“Nosetalgia” by Pusha T (Feat. Kendrick Lamar) summited by Emprexx Plush, who was betrayed by their most loyal follower in battle during the War In Heaven.
It received 19 points.

[+] 16th

“Country Death Song” by Violent Femmes submitted by MurderWeasel, who was bitten by Murder Snake.
It received 23 points.

[+] 15th

“Getting Away With Murder” by Papa Roach submitted by Primrosette, who was killed by the World's Second Greatest- err, just World Greatest Assassin now I guess...
It received 24 points.

[+] 14th

“Toxic Love” by Tim Curry submitted by RuggaHissy, who lost the last of her nine lives.
It received 34 points.

[+] 13th

“I Can’t Decide” by Scissor Sisters submitted by KamiKaze, who was blown away.
It received 43 points, including two 8s.

[+] 12th

“Killing For Company” by SWANS submitted by CrossBowPig, who was killed by Solid Snake.
It received 43 points, including two 10's and a 12.

[+] 11th

“I'll Decorate This City, In Ribbons Of Blood” by David J Smith submitted by DN, who got in a car accident and died after this contest. Don't feel too bad though, that dude was a FREAK.
It received 49 points, including a 10 and two 12s.

[+] 10th

“The Stand (Man or Machine)” - The Protomen submitted by Skraal, who was captured and sent to the Arctic.
It received 53 points, including an 8 and three 12s.

[+] 9th

“Pirate Jenny” - Nina Simone submitted by Laurels, who lost a fiddle battle down in Georgia.
It received 54 points, including a 12.

[+] 8th

“Go-Getter Greg” by Ludo submitted by Fenris, who was slain during Ragnarok.
It received 56 points, including an 8 and a ten.

[+] 7th

“Be Prepared” by Jeremy Irons submitted by Kilmarnock, who was killed by his own creation.
It received 57 points, including an 8.

[+] 6th

“Big Man With A Gun” by Nine Inch Nails submitted by Yugikun, who was shot out a window by a cyborg police officer.
It received 57 points, including an 8, two 10s, and a 12.

[+] 5th

“I” by Black Sabbath submitted by Ohm, who turned out not to be that scary.
It received 62 points, including an 8, a 10, and two 12s.

[+] 4th

“Rumbrave” by Murder by Death submitted by Shiola, who was killed by a wandering road warrior.
It received 70 points, including three 8s and a 10.

[+] 3th

“Madame Guillotine” by The Scarlet Pimpernel submitted by dmboogie, whose plan was seen through by Skeleton Man with his Skeleton Eyes.
It received 78 points, including three 8s, a 10, and a 12.

[+] Final Two

Medusa vs. Little Pistol

And now we come down to the final two. One of these villains will ascend to the ranks of the League of Song-Based Villains, while the other shall perish like those that came before. Now... onto the results.

[+] 2nd

“Little Pistol” by Mother Mother submitted by kotorikun, who lost to someone going for a Cultural Victory.
It received 94 points, including two 8s, four 10s, and two 12s.

[+] The Victor

“Medusa” by Heather Dale which received 108 points, including three 8s, three 10s, and three 12s.

backslash, who during their term as President conquered the world through a series of proxy wars and now rules as President-For-Life of the United States of Earth.