Survival Of The Fittest

I would like to participate thank you

I'm in.

Everyone Is Here entry is now closed assignments will go out over the next few hours

Submissions are due by 6 PM EST 6/23/19. If most of the submissions are in before then i'll probably start things early and bump everyone who hasn't submitted to round 2 because GOTTA GO FAST SONGS FOR THE SONG TEST VOTES FOR THE VOTE THRONE WITNESS ME and so forth

Oh fuck songs got in early so guess what it's time for an early start, if you're still searching you've been shuffled to round 2 and have an extension until it begins. There will be two semifinals this time, one of 14 and one of 13. Round includes in no particular order:

Deamon
Ruggahissy
Jilly
Emprexx Plush
Buko
Brackie
Kilmarnock
Somersault
Espi
Kami
Spindarene
Boogie
Mara
CBP

and our round 1 songs, also in no particular order:

1. Juice - Lizzo (For Somersault)

2. We All Float Down Here - Four Year Strong (For Fenris)

3. That's Life - Frank Sinatra (For TheLordofAwesome)

4. We Appreciate Power - Grimes (For Endellion)

5. Cool For The Summer - Demi Lovato (For Laurels)

6. Lose My Life - Papercut Massacre (For Skraal)

7. I Love You Forever - Betty Who (For Brackie)

8. Loser - Kenshi Yonezu (For Jilly)

9. Banging In The Nails - Tiger Lillies (For Murderweasel)

10. Yer Killin' Me - Remo Drive (For Ruggahissy)

11. Vitamin 64 - Man With A Mission (For Shiola)

12. Bad Romance - Halestorm (For Espi)

13. The Reason They Hate Me - Daughters (For Boogie)

14. Glory - Wye Oak (For CBP)


Sing along if you know the words: Everyone involved in this round MUST vote or be eliminated. Your vote can be sent by board PM or discord, either is fine by me. you cannot vote for your own song. Public Votes(votes if you aren't in this round or in the contest at all) will be counted at half points.



IMPORTANT NEW RULE FOR THIS CONTEST: If you like the song picked for you, send me a PM endorsing it! Endorsed songs get their highest received score doubled, e.g. if it receives a 12 then its endorsement bonus will be a 12, if its highest received score is a five then its endorsement bonus will be 5, etc. etc.. Endorsements in the semi-finals will carry over into the finals. If we get to the finals and your song has grown on you, feel free to endorse it then if you haven't already. If you want it to get points this round though, you must endorse it before the round ends.


Endorsements and Votes are due by 9 PM EST 6/25/19.

No extensions will be granted barring extenuating circumstances. I'll be giving regular reminders in chat and in this thread.

For our newcomers and those that need a refresher, voting is by Eurovision rules. you'll be sending your top 10 songs in as follows:

12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...

with 12 being your favorite song, 10 being your second favorite, and so on. The top 9 songs will continue to the finals. Merry Christmas In July In June to all, and to all a good fight.

hey the round's over someone got too drunk and spilled grandpa's ashes in the eggnog and we're pretty sure it was one of you:

[+] not cool

In 14th place is Yer Killin' Me - Remo Drive, submitted by Mara for Ruggahissy. It received 43.5 points, including two 12s, and was not endorsed.

13th place is That's Life - Frank Sinatra, submitted by Buko for TLOA. It received 48 points, including one 8, and was not endorsed.

12th place is Lose My Life - Papercut Massacre, submitted by Espi for Skraal. It recieved 52.5 points, including a ten and two 8s, and was endorsed.

11th place is Vitamin 64 - Man With A Mission, submitted by Jilly for Shiola. It received 56.5 points, including one 12, and was not endorsed.

10th place was a tie. Both received 62 points and both were endorsed, but ultimately the lower placement goes to Banging In The Nails - Tiger Lillies, submitted by Spindarene for Murderweasel, as it received no top 3 scores.

Party starts again after clean-up

have we all processed our holiday trauma no okay moving on Round 2 includes in no particular order:

Kotorikun
Shiola
Murderweasel
Pancapples
Cactus
DN
Laurels
TheLordOfAwesome
Skraal
Fenris
Slam
Prim
Endellion




and our round 1 songs, also in no particular order:

1. Old Number 7 - The Devil Makes Three (For Emprexx Plush)

2. Spanish Sahara - Foals (For Kotorikun)

3. GTFU - Injury Reserve(feat. JPEGMAFIA and Cakes da Killa) (For Deamon)

4. DNA - Kendrick Lamar (For Buko)

5. No Roots - Alice Merton (For Kami)

6. Black Flies - Ben Howard (For DN)

7. Kagerou Days - JubyPhonic (For Prim)

8. Haunted - Shawn James (For Cactus)

9. Sticks and Stones - Jonsi (For Mara)

10. Don't Walk Away - Jade (For Pancapples)

11. Silhoutte - Julia Holter (For Slam)

12. If This Tour Doesn't Kill You I Will - PUP (For Kilmarnock) (Content Warning: Blood, Injury, Violence)

13. Something Better - The Black Proteus (For Spindarene)


Sing along if you know the words: Everyone involved in this round MUST vote or be eliminated. Your vote can be sent by board PM or discord, either is fine by me. you cannot vote for your own song. Public Votes(votes if you aren't in this round or in the contest at all) will be counted at half points.

IMPORTANT RULE FOR THIS CONTEST: If you like the song picked for you, send me a PM endorsing it! Endorsed songs get their highest received score doubled, e.g. if it receives a 12 then its endorsement bonus will be a 12, if its highest received score is a five then its endorsement bonus will be 5, etc. etc.. Endorsements in the semi-finals will carry over into the finals. If we get to the finals and your song has grown on you, feel free to endorse it then if you haven't already. If you want it to get points this round though, you must endorse it before the round ends.

Endorsements and Votes are due by 9 PM EST 6/28/19.

No extensions will be granted barring extenuating circumstances. I'll be giving regular reminders in chat.

For our newcomers and those that need a refresher, voting is by Eurovision rules. you'll be sending your top 10 songs in as follows:

12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...

with 12 being your favorite song, 10 being your second favorite, and so on. The top 9 songs will continue to the finals. Thanks to the earlier incident Uncle Randy is way too sober to not start in on a politically and racially charged rant so let's make this snappy kids.

wow inviting uncle randy was a mistake i'm so sorry for the following guests who were too slow to avoid talking to him:

[+] please take a gingerbread cookie and a handful of stuffing on your way out

In 13th place is Kagerou Days - JubyPhonic, submitted by Skraal for Primrosette. It received 29 points, including one 12, and was not endorsed.

12th place is GTFU - Injury Reserve(feat. JPEGMAFIA and Cakes da Killa), submitted by Pancapples for Deamon. It received 43.5 points and was endorsed.

11th place is Don't Walk Away - Jade, submitted by Endellion for Pancapples. It recieved 57.5 points, including two 8s, and was endorsed.

10th place is Sticks and Stones - Jonsi, submitted by Laurels for Mara. It received 58.5 points, including one 10, and was endorsed.

great aunt ilene insists we sing the king james version of grandma got run over by a reindeer before we can open presents everybody blackout for a few minutes

your surviving santas are:

Deamon
Ruggahissy
Emprexx Plush
Brackie
Kilmarnock
Somersault
Kami
Boogie
CBP
Kotorikun
Shiola
Murderweasel
Cactus
DN
TheLordOfAwesome
Fenris
Slam
Prim

Songs are:

1. Old Number 7 - The Devil Makes Three (For Emprexx Plush)

2. Spanish Sahara - Foals (For Kotorikun)

3. Juice - Lizzo (For Somersault)

4. DNA - Kendrick Lamar (For Buko)

5. No Roots - Alice Merton (For Kami)

6. Black Flies - Ben Howard (For DN)

7. We All Float Down Here - Four Year Strong (For Fenris)

8. Haunted - Shawn James (For Cactus)

9. We Appreciate Power - Grimes (For Endellion)

10. Cool For The Summer - Demi Lovato (For Laurels)

11. Silhoutte - Julia Holter (For Slam)

12. If This Tour Doesn't Kill You I Will - PUP (For Kilmarnock) (Content Warning: Blood, Injury, Violence)

13. Something Better - The Black Proteus (For Spindarene)

14. I Love You Forever - Betty Who (For Brackie)

15. Loser - Kenshi Yonezu (For Jilly)

16. Bad Romance - Halestorm (For Espi)

17. The Reason They Hate Me - Daughters (For Boogie)

18. Glory - Wye Oak (For CBP)

who cares about the rules it's time it's time feeding frenzy don't worry if you trample any of the younguns we always have more whoever is still breathing at 9PM EST 7/1/19 can find out who got the best gift okay see you on the other side

gods end our suffering we all just want to go home let's see what you got

[+] 18th-15th

In 18th place is Loser - Kenshi Yonezu, submitted by Boogiel for Jilly. It received 42.5 points, including one 10, and was endorsed.

17th place is If This Tour Doesn't Kill You I Will - PUP, submitted by DN for Kilmarnock. It received 44 points, including two 12s, and was not endorsed.

16th place is Something Better - The Black Proteus, submitted by Primrosette for Spindarene. It received 50 points, including one 12, and was endorsed.

15th place is Black Flies - Ben Howard, submitted by Slam for DN. It received 51.5 points, including one 12, and was not endorsed.

[+] 6th-3rd

In 6th place is Spanish Sahara - Foals, submitted by Fenris for Kotorikun. It received 82 points, including a 10 and two 8s, and was endorsed.

5th place is The Reason They Hate Me - Daughters, submitted by CBP for Boogie. It received 85.5 points, including three 12s, a 10, and two 8s, and was endorsed.

4th place is Haunted - Shawn James , submitted by Kotorikun for Cactus. It received 88.5 points, including two 12s, a 10 and three 8s, and was endorsed.

3rd place is We Appreciate Power - Grimes, submitted by Brackie for Endellion. It received 93 points, including two 12s, a 10, and an 8 and was endorsed.

Meaning your final two are...

[+] Final Two

Juice - Lizzo (For Somersault)

No Roots - Alice Merton (For Kami)

In 2nd place, with 105.5 points, one 12, and an endorsement....is No Roots - Alice Merton, submitted by The Lord of Awesome for Kamikaze, meaning in 1st place with 116.5 points including four 12s, an 8, and an endorsement is Juice - Lizzo submitted by Emprexx Plush for Somersault!

okay goodbye everyone leave my home please