Survival Of The Fittest

Honest question, do you return the shopping cart after you're done?

Tenshi: Umm... duh? I'm not some barbarian.

Liya: *shrug*

Lydia: Listen, I've worked in retail too often to not instinctively return the cart.

Meena: Wait... did I forget to return the cart? Oh god! If the person who had to return it is reading this I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!

Question: Magical girls?

Magical girls?

Erika: Too childish for me
Bets: They're pretty cute!
Gabrielle: I liked them as a kid, but the decline of the genre by people trying to be edgy killled my interest. Madoka's good, but now the whole genre's just 'cute girls dying: the anime''

Favorite flavor of ice cream/shaved ice?

Favorite flavor of ice cream/shaved ice?

Laci: Vegan ginger cookie caramel. Preferably coconut milk.

Elodie: Ben and Jerry's Everything But The Kitchen Sink!

Ashlee: Cherry milkshake?

Ty: Mint chocolate chip.

Question: If you were a refrigerator, what food item would you hate having inside you?

KamiKaze wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:39 amQuestion: If you were a refrigerator, what food item would you hate having inside you?

Gale: Food is far from the worst thing people store in refrigerators. Harvested organs, Petri dishes full of bacteria, uh, stool samples... Really, I don't think I could much complain about anything to do with food.

Savanna: Sweet things, like cakes and puddings. They'd be so close, but out of reach, and I'd never be able to eat them. How awful.

B. Black: Ugh, that's a gross and ridiculous question, but okay. Well, there are plenty of vile "delicacies" like head cheese, but really the biggest abomination is people who never clean. Anything's horrible after a year or two.

Question: You've just been arrested and booked in jail. It's time for your one phone call. Who do you call, and what do you say?

You've just been arrested and booked in jail. It's time for your one phone call. Who do you call, and what do you say?

Tenshi: I'd call my dad. There's no way I could have done something arrest-worthy, so he'd sort everything out for me.

Liya: My little cousin. Tell her what happened, where I am, and hopefully inspire her to punch a bitch for me.

Lydia: Well, I'd call my brother and tell him to put up a post on my channel explaining where I've gone. He's the only other person allowed to manage it.

Meena: I'd probably be crying too much if I went to jail to talk about anything, but um, I'd call my dad.

Question: What or who do you think you were in a past life?

Erika: I don't believe in reincarnation or anything like that, but... a wolf, if I had to answer.
Bets: I don't know, uh, maybe a butterfly? Not wait, hold up...um...
Gabrielle: An 1400s peasant farmer that died of the plague.

Question: what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Yonagoda wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:03 pmQuestion: what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Gale: Not the fire alarm. Sure, it's easy to say now that nothing was going to happen, and sure, the repercussions aren't fun, but if I'd been right it'd be a whole different story. Maybe, maybe the time I woke up in the middle of the night and was thirsty and went to the kitchen and poured a glass of water, and then instead of drinking it I dumped it straight into the sink, washed the glass, and walked back to bed.

Savanna: Oh no, uh, uh, you'd have to ask my friends. I'm sure it was a bunch of fun, but also I probably don't remember it. Might be pictures on Facebook.

B. Black: Probably one of my exes.

Question: Your plane has crashed deep in the mountains, carrying you and your closest circle of friends. Rescue seems far away, and starvation is setting in. Who gets eaten first?

Your plane has crashed deep in the mountains, carrying you and your closest circle of friends. Rescue seems far away, and starvation is setting in. Who gets eaten first?

Linda: Me.

Devon: You know who you are.

Melanie: I think I'd push for us to draw straws or something. Though I can't say I wouldn't rig it somehow so I wouldn't be the one left holding the bag.



Question: What's the last meme saved on your phone's camera roll?

What's the last meme saved on your phone's camera roll?

Katelyn: Umm... all my memes are on my computer, but I have these kitties...


Natasha: This.


Lucio: Gotchu, b.


New question:
Lucio: If you had to drink one thing for the rest of your life, and one thing only, what would it be?

If you had to drink one thing for the rest of your life, and one thing only, what would it be

Erika: Water.
Bets: Mango boba tea! I mean do I have to buy it myself? Peach soda, then.
Gabrielle: Bleach- just kidding, chicken stock. Sometimes I like to drink it straight from the carton. Mom finds it weird, though.

Question: What's your opinion on current american politics?

Question: What's your opinion on current american politics?

Laci: Truly, utterly despicable, honestly. Such poor leadership. I could probably do a better job even if I'm not qualified yet. Then again, not too difficult to be even a smidgen better than Canon.

Elodie: *makes retching noises*

Ashlee: Oh! Um... I hope the next election Dems win...?

Ty: Yawn. Who cares. Just a bunch of old people making it worse for everyone. Hopefully next election isn't such a shitshow.

Question: Do you know your zodiac sign? What is your stance on astrology?

Do you know your zodiac sign? What is your stance on astrology?

Liya: Scorpio Ascendant, Sagittarius Sun, Aquarius Moon. My dad's an astrologer, so I've read up a lot about it. When people say astrology is "too broad", they're talking about sun sign astrology. Or at least the basic-ass version of it that shallow news columns and magazines perpetrate. In reality, astrology is an incredibly nuanced and complex system that takes into account not just the moon and sun, but all the planets, a few other celestial bodies, and the position of every single constellation in the zodiac belt at the time of your birth. It's anything BUT generic, if you're fucking practicing it right.

Tenshi: I'm a Leo! Every astrology column I've read, I thought "wow, that actually fits me!" but like, it might just be a coincidence. It's fun though!

Lydia: I'm a Virgo, apparently. Dunno much beyond that though. I don't really keep up with this stuff.

Meena: I'm an Aquarius sun sign. But most people guess I'm a Cancer... which is incidentally my ascendant, so like. That bit's accurate, at least. Oh, and I'm also a Capricorn moon, and I have a lot of planets in Sagittarius. Astrology is neat, and useful for magic, but I don't base mundane important things on it, mostly.

Question: How would you describe your aesthetic?

Question: How would you describe your aesthetic?

Dominiqua: Light and practical. Gotta make sure nothing weighs you down during a hike.

Don: I’d say it’s an expression of my passions, video games and comics.

Chester: I just throw on what’s comfortable.

Karen: Business casual.

Wendy: I love pastels.

Question: You’re a slasher film villain. What is your weapon of choice; motivation; mask and costume?

Question: You’re a slasher film villain. What is your weapon of choice; motivation; mask and costume?

Hades: Oh, this is a cool question. I'm big on the classics, so I'm going with machete for the weapon. To the point, simple, reliable, lots of creative things you can do with it, has its mundane uses too. Since that would probably break at some point, I might replace it with a crowbar. Hockey mask works... hmm, but let's not rip off Jason entirely. Maybe a burlap sack with eyeholes cut out, and the rest of my costume is like old farmer or miner garb. Coveralls and all that. Oh! So like, I was having a hard time coming up with a motivation because I don't ever like, see myself killing somebody, but maybe I'm a miner thought to have died in a cave-in, and I went insane and I'm out to get revenge on the town that left me to die. That's pretty cool. Maybe I'll start filming this...

Lynn: Lighting Lynn is already basically a slasher villain. Put the kids to bed, she's going to break their hero's neck tonight! I'm not a masked wrestler but later tonight I can draw up a few cool designs to use. Motivation? Do I really need a motivation beyond wanting to destroy everything in my path? That's what I thought.

Vladimir: My my, such an erudite question... pah. Horror is the lowest form of cinematic entertainment, the vast majority of which is beneath me. However, I admit there to be a soft spot in my heart for Psycho. The scariest monster, you see, does not wear a mask or a costume. They walk among us, and fit into society. So, very well, I will answer your brutish query: I will be akin to Norman Bates, except rather than be a lowly commoner running a motel, I would be a man of class and status. A count, even, and I would invite guests into my castle where I dazzle and impress with my hosting skills before puncturing them in the neck. With a small dagger, of course. I would never sully my hands directly.

Question: If you were a boss in a video game, what would your battle be like?

If you were a boss in a video game, what would your battle be like?

Erika: I'll summon a bunch of tiny enemies, with a low attack but high defense.
Bets: I'll use projectiles! Lemme think... glass cannon's a good one too...
Gabrielle: AOE, annoying as fuck. Probably stuns you. I'll bet I'm an optional boss, too.

Lorenza joins the game! she says: Super close meelee. I'll swing around a giant war axe to conpensate for the fact that if you shoot me literally once i will die.

Question: What do you think is your biggest flaw and your biggest strength? You can lie if you really have to, it's ok sweetie.