Survival Of The Fittest

I wish Jimothy was rolled

Same

Nah, you know what? I don't like this set of rolls.

Using my Super-Null to nullify every single roll this set.

You're welcome.

who the fuck pissed on my super-null

Hi everyone

Um, I'm bad at ice breakers so

I know that there are a lot of deserving people this round that deserve a hero so we're all in the same boat but I would really a-door it if someone could send a hero my way for Jack Dawson. I had a hero agreement with Rose's handler, but she's backed out and staff won't help me enforce it. I thawd this wouldn't happen, you know? Hopefully this is just an ice-olated incident and we can get in sink.

In the meantime, please post ideas for me in this thread.

Salic wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 3:29 pm Alright, gonna be heroing Richard Nixon for Ben Kenobi.

If any of you would be so kind, I'm also looking for a hero for Richard Nixon, so that would be pretty poggerino

also there's no need to DM me death pitches, just post them in this thread

I just got word that Richard Nixon is getting a roll null from Gerald Ford!

Pippi wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 3:43 pm

backslash wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 3:10 pm

Zetsu wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 3:08 pm

Fuck you. I'm using my villain card on Pippi to save Castiel.

You can't do that, we had a deal! Staff!! Staff!! Zetsu isn't honoring our card deal!

not again!!!!



send me death ideas for, uh, me now. please make sure they do NOT involve alpacas or a tub of raspberry jelly, we've already had that with Uncle Ben and the Biggs and Wedge double kill, I don't want it to be overdone

Claire had been looking at pip for quite a while and didnt know what to think of her. However, She knew she had to kill her. she quickly emerged from the bushes by her and aimed her gun. Then she spoke.....
"sorry toots but its me or you...." as she spoke she began to pull the trigger.
" wish we could've gotten to know eachother but ya know times short." She pulled the trigger and a loud bang echoed through the area and pip hit the floor with a gapping hole in her forehead. She lowerd the gun then she scanned for anyone around the area then spoke once more.....
" is anybody here?"

Claire dropped to her knees.
"i cant believe i killed her ......"
she dropped the gun and began to look around.
"is anybody here i wont shoot promise"

Also, I'll be using my swap card. Gandalf the Gray is being swapped with Gandalf the White.

No death ideas needed.

Dunno who ricky is but im heroing him with the Hander Yonagoda (myself.) Send kill ideas plese xoxo

Heroing Light Yagami with Misa Amane!

Have some ideas, but I am open to suggestion for death ideas!

So long as they have nothing to do with falling or flowers, I draw the line at those.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to the exceptional lethality of Light Yagami, Light Yagami can no longer have hero cards played on him. However, in the spirit of the game Light Yagami has been declared a FREE KILL.

How does a free kill work? Simple: if you kill Light Yagami, you are immediately sent home alive and in one piece.

That is all.

okay rude????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

don't expect this to save Misa, the moment she knows Light is dead it's curtains for her, if she even lives that long

backslash wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 2:14 pm I'm using my villain card on Castiel to save Jiraiya.

If you'd like to send Castiel to Turbo Hell, please direct all kill inquiries to Pippi.

How can this be valid? Castiel has already heroed Dean Winchester like 15 times.

Also, I'm going to be swapping Richard Bell out for Schroedinger's Cat, and then heroing Schroedinger's Cat with Schroedinger's Cat.

The character is thus considered to be both rolled and unrolled; this superposition persists until the next announcement collapses the wave function.