Salem idly swung the rifle back and forth as he watched Jacob struggle and squirm to get up. It was tempting to just put him down before he could, but Salem was starting to feel a bit energized again by all of this; he couldn't help wanting to drag it out a bit longer. He remembered the look on Greg's face when the realization had set in. He wanted that again, from Jacob, before it was all over.
Then Jacob reared up and headbutted him right in the balls.
There was a survey somewhere out there on the internet once that polled people on what sort of animals they thought they could take in a fight, and apparently something like 80% of men responded that they were confident they could fight off a bear unarmed. Salem had always been pretty confident that these were the same types of guys that tried to ward off kicks to the balls by insisting that actually, getting kicked in the balls didn't even hurt that badly.
Salem was not in 80% of men. The impact of Jacob's skull, right in his crotch with the full force of Jacob's desperate anger behind it, jolted through his stomach and drove the breath from his lungs. For a moment, he thought his vision whited out before his legs turned to jelly; the next thing he knew, he was sprawled out in the snow right next to Jacob.
"Guh-" He rolled over onto his side, propping himself up with shaky arms. He'd lost his grip on the rifle and momentarily didn't even know where it was. "You-"
With all of the strength he could gather (not a lot, but maybe more than the guy who had just been tear gassed and concussed) Salem lunged across the ground at Jacob and grabbed him by the neck, digging his nails into Jacob's skin.
"You- think you're funny?" He wheezed, unsure if he was even angry or just shocked. "You think you're
fucking funny? 'Cause I'm- I'm about to be
hilarious." He squeezed Jacob's neck tighter and tighter until he could both feel and hear Jacob fighting for breath, weakly trying to claw him off.
He could have ended it then and there, and for a second he planned to, but there was a flash of memory. An image of Madeleine fleeing with Salem's gun aimed at her back, before he lowered it, because he wasn't going to give her what she wanted. Was this what Jacob wanted? Was he getting the last laugh, if Salem throttled him over a nutshot? Questions you never thought you'd have to ask yourself, truly.
Ugh.
Salem shoved Jacob's face back down into the dirt and released him, sitting back up on his knees with some effort. His eyes darted around the immediate area until he found the rifle and snatched it up, ignoring how his hands were still shaking.
"You wanna play?" Using the rifle as a prop to lever himself up, Salem unsteadily got back to his feet. "Chase me, then. Come and get me."
He didn't wait for a response before limping away as fast as his trembling legs and various aches and pains would allow.
((Salem Fox continued in And the universe said 'I love you'))