Survival Of The Fittest

Though Kermit was kinda jestery in the last mafia I did with him too. But here I think it's more noticable since there are less people.

I'M KERMIT I'M ALWAYS THE JESTER

Kermit wrote: ↑Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:28 pm I WOULD NEVER BE OBSESSED WITH RICKY! I AM *ENGAGED*!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON MY BELOVED!!!!!!

*turns around and punches boogie in the mouth*
VOTE: BOOGIE BITCH I SEE THOSE FACES YOU'RE MAKING AT ME!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY JUST SAY IT YOU COWARD I WILL BITE YOUR NOSE OFF

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Someone else should write my tagline. I'm bad at that stuff. Or make that it.

Since someone else said something serious first: right now, I see mostly people having fun with the flavor and little of concrete merit. Probably the biggest thing was Ricky's claim on the first page but for a whole range of mathematical and delivery-based reasons I'm filing that as "obvious joke" and nobody has said much of anything about it so it's not really getting us anywhere.

hey there's always something concrete to be gained by having fun with flavour, like how people react to said flavour. wait shit I dropped character I mean SHUT UP HOBEN I KILL YOU

Excuse me, it's nice that people are coming to my aid but I can fight my own battles! I'm a grown woman, you know, I can fight my own battles! Like, I think it's nice and sweet that you're doing this but stop it, I'll have you know I can fight my own battles. And where do you get off calling me a super hooker? Where do you get off calling me any kind of hooker? Maybe my husband's in the closet but at least I have a husband! Where's yours, huh, Kermit? In jail? Dead? Dead in jail- I mean, died in jail? And don't you dare come in, swooping in to save the day anybody else, because I can fight my own battles you know!

Vote count:

Kermit (1): MK Kilmarnock
MK Kilmarnock (1): Ruggahissy
Blizzard (1): MurderWeasel
Ruggahissy (1): Fenris
dmboogie (1): Kermit

Not voted: dmboogie, Blizzard, Skraal, jimmydalad

9 players means 5 to lynch.

I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND I HAVE A FIANCEE YOU RANCID HO

I say we do the way of the Housewives and we kill fire the most quiet people. I mean, I don't want to make things weird but I heard that one of the quiet people said that Kermit's finance was having sex with someone in the bathroom and Ricky's house was being repossessed by the bank, but I'm only telling you because I'm such a good friend that cares and I think you should know these things that were told to me in confidence.

i don't have a problem

i can stop being quiet anytime i want, you'll see

you'll all

fukken

Kermit's finance was having sex with someone in the bathroom

NO NOT MY MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO