Survival Of The Fittest

Welcome, everyone, to the Real Housewives of Mafia!

I'm your host, Brackie, now let's get started.

Here are the rules:

* Do not, under any circumstances, quote, screenshot, or otherwise allow people direct access to your Role PM. You may paraphrase your role & flavor. If you're not sure if something is okay, ask, and save us both some trouble.
* Do not talk about the game outside of the game thread without direct permission from the mod.
* Roles were assigned randomly.
* Dayphases will run for 4 days, and nights will run for 2 days, unless there are irl issues or if multiple players request different lengths.
* For night actions, Roleblocks take precedence over all else, while everything else plays out usually.
* All lynches are final. You may continue talking after a lynch is reached but before I've posted the flip. Once the flip is posted and night starts, no more posting.
* One "bah" post is allowed, otherwise no posting in this thread after elimination.
* Please send your night action in on time if you have one. If you don't, no night action will take place. I will be confirming receipt of night actions once I have seen them.
* Editing of posts is strictly prohibited. If you need to make a correction or say more, make a new post started with "EBWOP" (Edit By Way Of Post).
* When you vote for somebody, please please please make sure you do things correctly. Specifically, make sure that you use:

VOTE: HANDLER NAME

code:

(color=red)(b)VOTE: HANDLER NAME(/b)(/color)

UNVOTE

UNVOTE

code

(color=green](b)UNVOTE(/b)(/color)

replace the () in the codes with [] and you're all set.

* No "NO LYNCH" votes.
* I will be reading vote summaries as frequently as once per day, but can provide vote summaries more frequently when asked.

HOUSEWIVES OF SOTF:

1. Ruggahissy
2. dmboogie
3. Fenris
4. Blizzard

FIRED:
KERMIT - ADRIANA DE MOURA, VANILLA TOWNIE
SKRAAL - MAGALI GORRÉ, TOWN DOCTOR
MURDERWEASEL - LEEANNE LOCKEN, VANILLA TOWNIE
MK KILMARNOCK - KAREN HUGER, MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
JIMMYDALAD - JACKIE GILLIES, TOWN SEER aka COP

The first day phase will end at this time:



Any questions, anything I haven't covered? Feel free to ask. Remember, also, to try and have fun!

Oh shit, we’re starting! Uhhhhhh Hi fam!

im venus gwendolyn

welcome to the real housewives of denton

Yay! I'm so excited to meet everyone at this party we've all coincidentally been invited to, raising money for orphans without Birkin bags!

I am the serial killer, please lynch me.

i hate not knowing the flavor i cant make a thematically relevant joke in my opening post :(

Ruggahissy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:44 pm Yay! I'm so excited to meet everyone at this party we've all coincidentally been invited to, raising money for orphans without Birkin bags!

Wait, it was for Birkin bags? I thought it was for orphans without Birkenstocks! What am I going to do with all these shoes? Guess I’ll just have to keep them *shrugs*

Give me the shoes.

Give me. The shoes.

Well Ricky has opened with that which means either A. HE WANTS ALL THE ATTENTION FOR HIMSELF, THIS WAS MY BIG NIGHT!!!! B. He's the serial killer C. He's the joker D. He's just trying to escape Housewives mafia and no one escapes the Real Housewives.

Please, ladies, I thought we could get through one mafia without drama. I was told there would be no drama!!!

[Downs a glass of wine]

HOW DARE YOU!?!?

*throws glass of wine at vicky*

I'm here! Don't want to be late to the wine-throwing.

What a nice, friendly, low-key, low-population game. Just a cozy family party. :)

Hey everyone. Glad to see that there are bunch of RH lore experts here to run circles around franchise noobs like me.

Ruggahissy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:31 pm Please, ladies, I thought we could get through one mafia without drama. I was told there would be no drama!!!
[Downs a glass of wine]

So your parents abandoned you, right?