One Big Joke
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:37 am
"Alright, here we are. Sure you're going to be fine on your own?"
Jenna Rhodes turned to face her father with a sarcastic look on her face, causing the middle-aged policeman to let out a light chuckle.
"Okay, not alone-alone, but without your mother or I?"
"I'm 18 dad. I'm fairly sure that means I'm old enough to look after myself." said Jenna.
"Well, in that case, I hope you and your friends have a fun time in Disneyland..." her father replied, sighing to himself. "Your mother and I are going to miss you, you know that right?"
Jenna smiled, then leaned forward to give her father the biggest hug she had given him in a long time. "I'll miss you too dad. I'll try to send you and mom a text every day."
Her father chuckled again, hugging his daughter back. "Now, run along, don't want to keep your friends waiting."
After giving her father a quick kiss on the cheek, Jenna grabbed her bag and left the car, making her way towards the long cue of students lining up for the coaches. She had barely made it a few metres away when her father called out to her again.
"Oh, be careful around strangers! Never know what kind of people you'll meet in California."
"Duly noted!" Jenna replied, a bright smile on her face as she waved goodbye to her father...
Jenna Rhodes was alone.
She wasn't sure how long she had been awake for. Ten minutes? Half an hour? A whole day? She couldn't bring herself to look at her watch, or do anything for that matter. All she could do right now was think long and hard about her current predicament.
It was like her worst nightmare had come true. One minute she had been laying back in her plane seat, contemplating the shapes the clouds outside her window before slowly drifting off into a deep and pleasant sleep. Next thing she knew... No, she couldn't even bring herself to think about it. She couldn't bring herself to even accept that any of this was really happening.
She looked up at a nearby camera that was watching her every movement, recording everything she did. She wasn't sure what creeped her out more, the fact that someone had installed a security camera inside of a woman's bathroom, or that there were people watching her every movement. People judging her ever action, thinking ungodly things as they voyeuristically observed her. What was her family thinking? Were they even watching, or did they not want to see what fate would inevitably befall her?
Like most rational human beings, she never liked Survival of the Fittest. In fact, she absolutely detested it with every fibre of her being, as well as the disgusting filth who enjoyed watching it. It was barbaric in every sense of the word, a cruel subversion of everything good in the world. The fact that there were actually people out there who watched it for entertainment sickened her. This wasn't a game, or some inane reality television program. It was a hostage situation, simple as that.
A hostage situation that Jenna had now found herself in.
How could this have happened to her? How could this have happened her class? Surely whatever point these terrorists were trying to make had been made long ago, during the past versions of this supposed game? What could they possibly gain from any of this? The apparent pointlessness of it all irritated her to no end.
She eventually decided to take a look in her duffle bag, much as she would have preferred to not have to. Undoubtably, some people were bound to cave in to the demands these terrorists were making. It would only take one person with a gun and a desperte need to survive to start a never-ending cycle of violence and retribution, and frankly she did not want to be the one who was the first to go. Of course, whether or not her assigned weapon would actually be of any use was anothe-
...
She could not believe her eyes.
At first, she thought she must have mistaken it for something else. Surely they couldn't have expected her to defend herself with a vile object like that?
With much reluctance she took the object out of her bag, and sure enough it was exactly what she hoped it was not.
A large purple dildo.
Some people would have immediately dropped it in disgust, or thrown it against the wall in anger. She dreaded to think that might of even be aroused by it, though why anyone would want this thing near any of their orifices was a question she did not want answered. Jenna however reacted in a way that surprised even her.
She laughed.
Not a particularly happy or cheerful laugh though, god forbid. In all honestly, she had no clue why she laughed. Maybe it was because of the sheer absurdity of her situation, of the fact that she was the unlucky soul on this island to have been assigned this lurid object. The very idea that she had been assigned what was popularly referred to as "joke" weapons.
A joke. That's what this whole situation was, wasn't it? A big funny joke. "Haha, look she got a big purple dildo as her starting weapon, isn't that so darn funny?"
Just thinking about it was making her angry. Was that what this was? Some stupid game were people were expected to murder each other with dildos? She remembered once overhearing her classmates discussing one of the previous versions, laughing about how some poor boy cursed gravity as he fell to his death.
She had hated SOTF before, sure. Hated it more than anything else in the world. But now, hate was beginning to sound too minor a word to describe her feelings.
As much as she wanted to throw the disgusting thing away and forget it ever existed, she decided against all logic to put it back into her bag. She hadn't a clue what use it could possibly be in the future. A makeshift club perhaps, or would that just be giving sweaty Youtubers footage for their "Funniest moments" compilation videos?
No, she had to calm down. Negative thoughts were not going to get her anywhere. If people were able to escape this situation twice, then surely it would be possible for it to happen a third time. Maybe not by their own hands, but she was sure the government would have set something up for in case this situation was to ever arise again.
In the meantime, she had to focus on staying alive, as well as making sure that her friends did not go around murdering each other. With this in mind, Jenna got up from where she was lying and made her way outside the bathroom door, leading into what looked like a reception area of some description.
Alright then, where to first?
Jenna Rhodes turned to face her father with a sarcastic look on her face, causing the middle-aged policeman to let out a light chuckle.
"Okay, not alone-alone, but without your mother or I?"
"I'm 18 dad. I'm fairly sure that means I'm old enough to look after myself." said Jenna.
"Well, in that case, I hope you and your friends have a fun time in Disneyland..." her father replied, sighing to himself. "Your mother and I are going to miss you, you know that right?"
Jenna smiled, then leaned forward to give her father the biggest hug she had given him in a long time. "I'll miss you too dad. I'll try to send you and mom a text every day."
Her father chuckled again, hugging his daughter back. "Now, run along, don't want to keep your friends waiting."
After giving her father a quick kiss on the cheek, Jenna grabbed her bag and left the car, making her way towards the long cue of students lining up for the coaches. She had barely made it a few metres away when her father called out to her again.
"Oh, be careful around strangers! Never know what kind of people you'll meet in California."
"Duly noted!" Jenna replied, a bright smile on her face as she waved goodbye to her father...
Jenna Rhodes was alone.
She wasn't sure how long she had been awake for. Ten minutes? Half an hour? A whole day? She couldn't bring herself to look at her watch, or do anything for that matter. All she could do right now was think long and hard about her current predicament.
It was like her worst nightmare had come true. One minute she had been laying back in her plane seat, contemplating the shapes the clouds outside her window before slowly drifting off into a deep and pleasant sleep. Next thing she knew... No, she couldn't even bring herself to think about it. She couldn't bring herself to even accept that any of this was really happening.
She looked up at a nearby camera that was watching her every movement, recording everything she did. She wasn't sure what creeped her out more, the fact that someone had installed a security camera inside of a woman's bathroom, or that there were people watching her every movement. People judging her ever action, thinking ungodly things as they voyeuristically observed her. What was her family thinking? Were they even watching, or did they not want to see what fate would inevitably befall her?
Like most rational human beings, she never liked Survival of the Fittest. In fact, she absolutely detested it with every fibre of her being, as well as the disgusting filth who enjoyed watching it. It was barbaric in every sense of the word, a cruel subversion of everything good in the world. The fact that there were actually people out there who watched it for entertainment sickened her. This wasn't a game, or some inane reality television program. It was a hostage situation, simple as that.
A hostage situation that Jenna had now found herself in.
How could this have happened to her? How could this have happened her class? Surely whatever point these terrorists were trying to make had been made long ago, during the past versions of this supposed game? What could they possibly gain from any of this? The apparent pointlessness of it all irritated her to no end.
She eventually decided to take a look in her duffle bag, much as she would have preferred to not have to. Undoubtably, some people were bound to cave in to the demands these terrorists were making. It would only take one person with a gun and a desperte need to survive to start a never-ending cycle of violence and retribution, and frankly she did not want to be the one who was the first to go. Of course, whether or not her assigned weapon would actually be of any use was anothe-
...
She could not believe her eyes.
At first, she thought she must have mistaken it for something else. Surely they couldn't have expected her to defend herself with a vile object like that?
With much reluctance she took the object out of her bag, and sure enough it was exactly what she hoped it was not.
A large purple dildo.
Some people would have immediately dropped it in disgust, or thrown it against the wall in anger. She dreaded to think that might of even be aroused by it, though why anyone would want this thing near any of their orifices was a question she did not want answered. Jenna however reacted in a way that surprised even her.
She laughed.
Not a particularly happy or cheerful laugh though, god forbid. In all honestly, she had no clue why she laughed. Maybe it was because of the sheer absurdity of her situation, of the fact that she was the unlucky soul on this island to have been assigned this lurid object. The very idea that she had been assigned what was popularly referred to as "joke" weapons.
A joke. That's what this whole situation was, wasn't it? A big funny joke. "Haha, look she got a big purple dildo as her starting weapon, isn't that so darn funny?"
Just thinking about it was making her angry. Was that what this was? Some stupid game were people were expected to murder each other with dildos? She remembered once overhearing her classmates discussing one of the previous versions, laughing about how some poor boy cursed gravity as he fell to his death.
She had hated SOTF before, sure. Hated it more than anything else in the world. But now, hate was beginning to sound too minor a word to describe her feelings.
As much as she wanted to throw the disgusting thing away and forget it ever existed, she decided against all logic to put it back into her bag. She hadn't a clue what use it could possibly be in the future. A makeshift club perhaps, or would that just be giving sweaty Youtubers footage for their "Funniest moments" compilation videos?
No, she had to calm down. Negative thoughts were not going to get her anywhere. If people were able to escape this situation twice, then surely it would be possible for it to happen a third time. Maybe not by their own hands, but she was sure the government would have set something up for in case this situation was to ever arise again.
In the meantime, she had to focus on staying alive, as well as making sure that her friends did not go around murdering each other. With this in mind, Jenna got up from where she was lying and made her way outside the bathroom door, leading into what looked like a reception area of some description.
Alright then, where to first?