I Can Feel The Pressure*
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:27 am
((Continued from: Another Day in Homeroom...))
" Five, Six, Seven, Eight! Lift those legs, ladies, work on those pirouettes. Jacque! What are you doing, practicing football, where is your grace! When I asked for masculine I assumed you knew I meant to keep your technique! Barbara, if you didn't have such a fat ass he would be able to lift you!"
James was a dance instructor, and the harshest to boot. British origin, but with the not-so-secret desire to have been Russian, like his favorite composer, he took out his frustrations whole-heartedly on his students. As a joke, his students made a nickname for him- Tchaitler. And today was one of his Auschwitz Ballet rehearsals.
Mai walked in full well knowing that she would be yelled at for missing forty five minutes of practice. What she didn't realize was that James had something in mind for her punishment.
"Mai, how nice of you to join us today."
"I'm sorry, James, but there-"
"Nevermind, get into your gear and make it to your position, hop to it."
Her eyes widened for a moment in surprise, and she hurried into the dressing room to prepare herself in leotard, tights, and her ratted ballet shoes. All the while her mind was racing, thinking that his attitude was not at all the patented "Tchaitler" persona. With the stress added on with the lockdown, Mai was hardly in the mood to be toyed with at her practice as well. Hoping for the better as she rushed onto the stage, to her spot in the ballet chorus, she froze still at the sound of James.
"Ah ah ah ah! Mai, your position is stage left, do not make me wait for you!"
You're joking, right? Asshole? Are you testing me or something?
"James, the chorus is stage right, coming to stage left in this dance, isn't it?"
His folded arms and devious expression told Mai that this was the surprise punishment that he was going to instill to her. If the man ever smiled, he would have right then at Mai's dumbfounded expression.
"You're not in the chorus."
She immediately thought the worst, "Am I out of the production, sir?" Her voice wavered at the word 'sir' in the sheer nervous tension that the two held between each other.
If I hadn't killed someone already, I would certainly have considered letting you visit your precious Tchaikovsky.
"Don't be stupid, you're considerably lighter than Barbara at this point, you'll be performing the first production as the Sugar Plum Fairy."
Barbara stood in shock, the tears already flowing down her cheeks, and she ran from the stage as she let out a sob.
"That's right, go jog off those pounds of cellulite! If you're lucky your fat ass won't run into the rest of the chorus line," he waved at her retreating form, "That'll teach you to get too comfy in your spot!"
A moment of silence left the rest of the dancers staring at Mai, watching to see what move she would make. Slowly, she crept up to stage left, and into the arms of Jacque. Her hands were shaking uncontrollably, resting upon her torso as she lifted a leg in extension as James counted off. Jacque lifted her with ease, but his balance was shaky and his legs were becoming too stiff. He tripped over his own toes and Mai came tumbling down onto her side.
"Oof!" She bit her lip in pain, but quickly leapt to her feet. Her eyes met the smug face of her instructor.
"Again! I will not leave to the next dance until this lift is perfect! Five, Six, Seven, Eight!"
Jacque grasped Mai's waist immediately and swept her up into the air. Startled at the sudden count-off, she extended her foot right into Jacque's chin.
"Shit!" His hands went to his mouth, and Mai went to the ground. Again.
"Pull it together, or we'll be here til sundown, folks! Retry!"
God get me through this.
" Five, Six, Seven, Eight! Lift those legs, ladies, work on those pirouettes. Jacque! What are you doing, practicing football, where is your grace! When I asked for masculine I assumed you knew I meant to keep your technique! Barbara, if you didn't have such a fat ass he would be able to lift you!"
James was a dance instructor, and the harshest to boot. British origin, but with the not-so-secret desire to have been Russian, like his favorite composer, he took out his frustrations whole-heartedly on his students. As a joke, his students made a nickname for him- Tchaitler. And today was one of his Auschwitz Ballet rehearsals.
Mai walked in full well knowing that she would be yelled at for missing forty five minutes of practice. What she didn't realize was that James had something in mind for her punishment.
"Mai, how nice of you to join us today."
"I'm sorry, James, but there-"
"Nevermind, get into your gear and make it to your position, hop to it."
Her eyes widened for a moment in surprise, and she hurried into the dressing room to prepare herself in leotard, tights, and her ratted ballet shoes. All the while her mind was racing, thinking that his attitude was not at all the patented "Tchaitler" persona. With the stress added on with the lockdown, Mai was hardly in the mood to be toyed with at her practice as well. Hoping for the better as she rushed onto the stage, to her spot in the ballet chorus, she froze still at the sound of James.
"Ah ah ah ah! Mai, your position is stage left, do not make me wait for you!"
You're joking, right? Asshole? Are you testing me or something?
"James, the chorus is stage right, coming to stage left in this dance, isn't it?"
His folded arms and devious expression told Mai that this was the surprise punishment that he was going to instill to her. If the man ever smiled, he would have right then at Mai's dumbfounded expression.
"You're not in the chorus."
She immediately thought the worst, "Am I out of the production, sir?" Her voice wavered at the word 'sir' in the sheer nervous tension that the two held between each other.
If I hadn't killed someone already, I would certainly have considered letting you visit your precious Tchaikovsky.
"Don't be stupid, you're considerably lighter than Barbara at this point, you'll be performing the first production as the Sugar Plum Fairy."
Barbara stood in shock, the tears already flowing down her cheeks, and she ran from the stage as she let out a sob.
"That's right, go jog off those pounds of cellulite! If you're lucky your fat ass won't run into the rest of the chorus line," he waved at her retreating form, "That'll teach you to get too comfy in your spot!"
A moment of silence left the rest of the dancers staring at Mai, watching to see what move she would make. Slowly, she crept up to stage left, and into the arms of Jacque. Her hands were shaking uncontrollably, resting upon her torso as she lifted a leg in extension as James counted off. Jacque lifted her with ease, but his balance was shaky and his legs were becoming too stiff. He tripped over his own toes and Mai came tumbling down onto her side.
"Oof!" She bit her lip in pain, but quickly leapt to her feet. Her eyes met the smug face of her instructor.
"Again! I will not leave to the next dance until this lift is perfect! Five, Six, Seven, Eight!"
Jacque grasped Mai's waist immediately and swept her up into the air. Startled at the sudden count-off, she extended her foot right into Jacque's chin.
"Shit!" His hands went to his mouth, and Mai went to the ground. Again.
"Pull it together, or we'll be here til sundown, folks! Retry!"
God get me through this.