Survival Of The Fittest

Hello my dear ladies, gents, and everyone in between. It has come... the 69th SOTF songtest. And you know what that means. It's time for...the second SOTF sextest! Or as I like to call it, "The SOTF Fucktest" (name stolen from Zetsu).



The rules of the game are very simple: submit whatever you think is sexy. Explicit, erotic, passionate, candle-lit dinners, bondage in the basement, anything goes.

[+] General Songtest Rules, stolen from Skraal

- Send in your songs via board PM or Discord

- Songs will be divided into 1-3 semifinals, probably 2, if you can't be here for the first semifinal please contact me and I will put your song in the next round!

- Listen to every song in your round and give them votes, 12 for your favourite, 10 for your next favourite, then 8 for the third, 7 for the fourth, and so until you give 1 point to your tenth favourite. Not voting will result in your song getting DQ'd! Rounds last for 3 or more days.

- You can still vote if you're not in a round, as a public vote, which counts for half the points.

- The top songs move onto the finals, with the number depending on the number of songs in a round.

- Repeat the voting process with the finals, and that's how we'll determine the ultimate winner of the tournament arc.

- Submit your songs before the first round starts, not gonna let people jump in after the first round starts, etc.

- Whoever gets the most points will get to host the next contest. If they pass, it goes to second place, then third, and so on.

- General songtest rules:
- Nothing from Eurovision, no reality show covers (other covers are fine), nothing that has been submitted before. If your song is over ten minutes people only have to listen to the first ten minutes.
- Please be nice in chat.

I'll be doing my own votes before the round starts. I'll be giving reminders about every day whenever I remember. Extensions are probably not a thing unless you suffer severe RL stuff, like health issues, or being swamped with work and only getting a chance to listen an hour or so before deadline. Or being taken away into the forest by the fair folk. Any of the above.

I reserve the right to add anything blazingly obvious that I forgot.

I'm going to have sign-ups going for about 3 days, which means that you have until Friday October 16th PST to sign up.

Participants so far:

* = have yet to submit a song

1. Me
2. Toben (no, I'm not untying you until you do what I tell you, slave)
3. Zetsu
4. Fenris
5. Kilmarnock
6. Jilly
7. AnimeNerd
8. dmboogie
9. RC
10. burnitup
11. Laurels
12. Sunnybunny
13. Paige
14. Brackie
15. Kami
16. Rugga
17. Ohm
18. DN
19. Kotorikun
20. MethodicalSlacker
21. Pancapples
22. Yugi
23. Slam
24. Buko
25. Mara

I look forward to our intimate time together.

I'm so hyped for this I'm already in lingerie.

Need me a freak like this (songtest)

nice

i'm sweat from head to toe

... FUCK I MISSED IT

It's okay, Yona, I forgot that I set the deadline for tonight. If you want to send me a submission you still can.

Hey y'all, since I forgot my own deadline last night, you guys have until tonight at 11pm PST to get submissions in and I'll start the round when I get home from work.

Lol I accidently posted twice, but I can't delete stuff, so this post can serve as a living testament to the soupy mush that is my brain this week.

Hello, all you sexy foxes! It is time for our little game to begin...



The people participating in our first play session are...

Toben
AnimeNerd
Moi
MethodicalSlacker
Yugi
Kami
Jilly
Laurels
Mara
Fenris
Brackie
dmboogie
Paige

And their sounds of pleasure are...

1. "Frozen" by Celldweller
2. "Why Don't You Do Right" by Amy Irving
3. "Body & Blood" by clipping
4. "Ascension Millenium" by Corey Feldman
5. "Fast Slow Disco" by St. Vincent
6. "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira
7. "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak
8. "Glory Box" by Portishead
9. "Leo" by Holiday Sidewinder
10. "Pussy Is God" by King Princess
11. "Shave 'Em Dry" by Lucille Bogan
12. "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge
13. "Control" by KANGA

You have 3 days to listen to the melodic ecstasy of your teammates. Submit your replies to me by Wednesday, October 21st at 1:00 a.m. PST or there will be...consequences.

It seems as though our first play session is over. Now, some of you will be coming with me into my private dungeon for more...advanced play, while others have already had their fill.

[+] Those who are putting on their clothes and walking out the door

13. "Ascension Millenium" by Corey Feldman, which received 30 points and was submitted by Yugi

12. "Frozen" by Celldweller, which received 37 points and was submitted by Jilly

11. "Why Don't You Do Right?" by Amy Irving, which received 45.5 points and was submitted by AnimeNerd

10. "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak, which received 50 points and was submitted by Laurels

The rest of you darlings will be staying with me for a little longer, and oh do I have plans for you...

Things are getting steamy in here.



Our next round of beautiful masochists are these...

1. Rugga
2. Kotorikun
3. Pancapples
4. DN
5. Slam
6. burnitup
7. RC
8. Skraal
9. Zetsu
10. Sunnybunny
11. Buko
12. Ohm
13. Kilmarnock

And their preferred screams of painful pleasure are...

1. "Moanin'" by Charles Mingus
2. "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches, sung by Miss Piggy
3. "Loba" by Shakira
4. "A Little Death" by The Neighbourhood
5. "My Body" by LSG
6. "Fetish (XXX)" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
7. "Circles of Mania" by Coil
8. "Horny" by Mouse T. feat. Hot n' Juicy
9. "I Want You" - the Scanty and Kneesocks theme
10. "Sailor" by IAMX
11. "Come See Me" by Jill Scott
12. "I Melt With You" by Modern English
13. "2 Become 1" by Spice Girls

You all have 3 days to submit your votes to me; the deadline is Sunday October 25th by 11:00 p.m. PST. Give me your votes, or else you will feel my wrath.

Alas, my dears, the second round of our playtime has come to an end. While there are some of you I'm not finished with yet, there are others that must return to the outside world (hopefully a little kinkier than they were before).

[+] Time to move on

13. "Circles of Mania" by Coil, which received 32 points and was submitted by Skraal.

12. "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches as sung by Miss Piggy, which received 39.5 points and was submitted by RC.

11. "Loba" by Shakira, which received 40 points and was submitted by Pancapples.

10. "I Melt With You" by Modern English, which received 48 points and was submitted by Ohm. NOTE: This song was tied for points with another song. They both had one 10 each, so the tie was broken by which song had a public 10 instead of a regular 10.

The final session of our playtime will be coming soon. You might scream, you might cry, but I know you're going to enjoy it.

My dears...the time has come. Our final trial of kinky exploration is here. So let's bare it all and get right down to it, shall we?



Our dirtiest playmates are...

Yours Truly
Kilmarnock
Mara
Slam
DN
Brackie
Sunnybunny
Zetsu
Methodical Slacker
Toben
Kami
Kotorikun
Paige
Buko
dmboogie
burnitup
Fenris
Rugga

And their kinkiest noises are:

1. "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira
2. "Shave 'Em Dry" by Lucille Bogan
3. "Horny" by Mouse T. feat. Hot n' Juicy
4. "Pussy Is God" by King Princess
5. "Body & Blood" by clipping
6. "Glory Box" by Portishead
7. "Fast Slow Disco" by St. Vincent
8. "Leo" by Holiday Sidewinder
9. "My Body" by LSG
10. "Sailor" by IAMX
11. "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge
12. "Fetish (XXX)" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
13. "Control" by KANGA
14. "Moanin'" by Charles Mingus
15. "Come See Me" by Jill Scott
16. "2 Become 1" by Spice Girls
17. "I Want You" - the Scanty and Kneesocks theme
18. "A Little Death" by The Neighbourhood

You have 4 days to send me your sluttiest responses. The deadline is Friday October 30th, 11:00 p.m. PST.

It is time...

[+] Sexy lady

18. DQ: "Moanin'" by Charles Mingus, which received 39 points including one 8 and was submitted by Zetsu.

17. "2 Become 1" by Spice Girls, which received 16 points and was submitted by Slam.

16. "My Body" by LSG, which received 21 points including one 10 and was submitted by Buko.

15. "Shave 'Em Dry" by Lucille Bogan, which received 29.5 points including two tens and was submitted by me.