fen legally has children i guess maybe yknow like whatever
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:36 am
by Fenris
most of this is pretty preliminary because thinking hard is hard but yknow. yknow. yknow? i don't know.
- [+] Gwendolyn Gwen Rodriguez
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info:
- hair so cute but so hard to maintain black roots are trendy tho right?
- behold, an e-girl
- favorite song: whatever gets the most clicks on tiktok
- favorite game: whatever gets the most clicks on twitch
- (also like 500 hours of stardew valley but we can just not talk about that)
- a weeb but only ironically stan miku etc
- literally counting the days until she graduates so she can move out
- so she can start an onlyfans
- can sew, like the one thing she doesn't do for Clout but its still cool she promises please say its cool please
- deep trauma self-doubt and insecurity issues !!!! fun !!!!
- generally a pretty nice person but like a terminal clout-chaser and extremely flighty about what shes into right now so its hard for her to relate to people
- show her any genuine affection and she will literally die for you
- please please tell her she's pretty please
- ideally like one or two really good friends who shes lowkey dependent on for Affection and Serotonin when the cute boys dont come thru. ideally old friends who know why shes Like That and dont judge her too harshly
- gwen is tragically heterosexual, she has Severe issues w/ intimacy so any past relationships based in anything but sex have ended very poorly
- speaking of, probably a string of hookups
- maybe some people who follow her online content?? she isnt super popular or anything but hey its possible
- probs plenty of people who think shes a fake bitch cause she kinda is one
- [+] Persephone Persy Alexander
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info:
- aesthetic: goth but also tired
- you like her name? thanks she picked it out herself
- parents are legit 80s goths and generally very cool
- very trans, very stealth
- into the aesthetic but not all that goth otherwise
- hobbies: gardening, baking, listening to synth-pop
- (ok shes still into depeche mode, sue her)
- mom friend
- do you need an aspirin? a bandaid? a tampon? love and support?? look into her bag of tricks
- kinda mistrustful of New People in her life but the friends shes has are Friends Forever
- please dont touch her though
- apparently "intimacy issues" is my v8 theme
- friends! probably a decent-sized circle of friends, old and semi-new, pretty much anyone who isn't gonna be judgey of the Aesthetic
- a handful of closer friends, either people she's known for a long time or who share hobbies with her or whatever
- fellow gardeners and/or bakers
- maybe someone she has a crush on from a distance? she's bi but more into femme people generally, but she will absolutely never act on any feelings and is terrified of any sort of physical intimacy so it'll never go anywhere
- similarly maybe someone to crush on her from a distance bc she is big tiddie goth gf and how can anyone resist. she will not notice ever
- [+] Dominick Dom del Rosario
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info:
- aesthetic: handsome but also really tired
- lacrosse, basketball, A+ grade average, Ivy League-bound
- his parents' pride and joy
- please dont tell them hes been forging his grades for them since they started tanking in junior year
- seriously overpressured on all sides and is Rapidly crumbling
- suffers from extreme Gifted Child Syndrome
- also clinical depression. did i mention the clinical depression?
- very athletic and works hard at everything he does but its just not enough right now
- has no plan for what the fuck he can do when he inevitably gets rejected from every school his parents want him to go to
- siblings are fuck-ups so hes doomed to be The Good Child
- he has cool friends (pinoy squad!!!) and a cool and supportive girlfriend (jilly's melanie) so thats his life vest in the fucking hurricane
- generally a really nice, friendly and popular dude who will always be there for u. with his strong manly arms
- but also dying inside which is relatable
- a wide circle of friends, dom is meant to be a Popular Boy who is generally friendly to anyone who isnt openly antagonistic
- fellow lacrosse and basketball players
- possibly girls who have/have had crushes on him but he's been with melanie forever so thats that on that
- dom is straight...ish??... but has a vague, formless crush on one (1) guy. this wont go anywhere but if you want to volunteer as tribute you know my number
- anything else yall can think of tbh i want dom to have some sort of relationship with as many people as possible since he's generally v outgoing
melanie: gf
- [+] Hunter Kim
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info:
- hell boy
- i wrote this in march and its honestly still the most accurate description i can write of this loser
- very into: himself, his hair, expensive clothes, being cute, being cute around cute boys, etc
- a weeb but wholly unironically stan gura etc
- this tweet
- sorry i can only describe this trash fire with memes
- has a surprisingly successful vocaloid cover youtube channel w/ jilly's kid linda
- there are vocaloidsonas involved
- actually good at singing and art and marketing content and therefore actually has an audience unlike gwen
- does not deserve good things
- baby party boy should not be allowed near alcohol, would probably honestly rather be home playing video games
- cant bang cute boys playing video games tho
- trust me if you could he would
- working on an angel dust cosplay probably
- a string of boys to hook up with whether one time or regularly. hunter is a hell child but he's cute its basically all hes got
- maybe an actual ex-boyfriend or two?? hunter is actually not terrified of intimacy but hes terrible and also he doesn't really pursue it but maybe it worked out in the past at some point
- not a current boyfriend but possibly a guy hunter currently has actual feelings for, if you wanna suffer thru that
- fellow weebs, gamers, etc
- overlapping with fellow weebs: people who are fans of his and linda's vocaloid content, which is more likely to be a thing since they're actually pretty good
- also probably overlapping: maybe some actual friends who don't think he's terrible. or at least don't mind that he's terrible. whichever
- [+] relationships
- linda: friend/business partner
- [+] Trent Taylor
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info:
- i didnt make him koki kariya on purpose it just happened
- just a guy, yknow?
- just kinda... tired. bored. most things are kinda boring but its cool, hes cool, its chill. hes fine with it
- objectively probably has low-grade depression but doesnt really care enough to deal with that
- only gets fired up about the two things he really cares about: drumming and wrestling
- clings pretty hard to those two things as coping mechanisms for life because if those get boring too what the fuck is even left haha. its fine tho. its chill
- platonic life partners w/ boogie's bassist boy sirius which is kind of ironic bc theyre both gay. just not for each other
- sirius is the Intense One with the Ideas and trent is just like yea bro. lets go for it
- oh yeah and he's missing a leg. there was a car accident. its chill. its cool
- eats objectively too much candy but weighs like 7 pounds
- just kinda... skating by thru life... has no real life plans... yknow its fine? its fine
- other musicians. tbh no idea if sirius and trent are gonna have other band members or if they're just a weird two-piece outfit, but they'd presumably know other school musicians either way. any singers or guitarists looking for a home may apply
- other wrestling fans to be nerds with
- relationship stuff is ??? trent doesn't have the willpower to pursue anything with anyone but it's possible he's dated guys before, or is even dating someone now, if they'd be okay with him being how he is (and also would be okay with his closest friend in the world being another gay dude lmao)
- whoever else, idk, yknow... whatever. its cool. its fine
- [+] relationships
- sirius: rad bromance
- [+] Rory O Reilly you know how that last name is actually spelled but the fuckin formatting wont let me
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info:
- aesthetic: ive been cuttnig my own hair since Way before the quarantine
- what do we do with a drunken sailor ear-lay in the mornin
- family has been catching lobsters and oysters in the new england area for GENERATIONS
- knows basically anything you could think to ask about sailing, the ocean, the beach, and the relevant flora and fauna
- does not know a goddamn thing about basically everything else
- this whole sea shanty trend becoming popular is cultural appropriation actually
- (thats a joke but also they know more sea shanties than you dont test them)
- gender-dubious
- sea witch aesthetic but also sea witch vials of salt water and candles and they caught their bedroom on fire but only the one time
- "drinking problem" implies theres a problem?
- has a pet blue lobster named damona, a sharp friend
- kind of a prickly person but mostly because they know you're gonna call them a freak so like whats the point in being nice?
- but if you want to summon an old god or something hit them up
- the salem witch squad that i'm sure exists
- anyone who shares their primary interest (sailing, sea life, the ocean in general) is a potential friend as is anyone who will let them ramble about it
- anyone who thinks they're a freak and has expressed as much so rory can drown their effigy in a jar of sea water or whatever
- rory and their family have been in the area Forever so they probably have old friends, maybe family friends even? or just people they've known since elementary
- if anyone else has a fishing family or, semi-relatedly, a family that owns a restaurant, they might know the O'Reilly's
- rory's orientation is a big ??? so i'm open to ideas lmao