Survival Of The Fittest

wow hey i was gonna make a "its been a while" joke but it objectively hasn't been so i'd just sound silly


oh boy im gonna have to explain this one. ok here are some normal rules first tho

[+] da rulez

- submit your song via PM or discord, whichever's easier for you

- songs will be randomly divided into 2 or 3 semifinals depending on turnout. if you're going to be away at some point in the next couple of weeks, let me know and I can try to put your song in a round when you'll be here.

- listen to every song and give points to your top 10 favorites: 12 to your favorite, 10 to your second, 8 to your third, 7 to your fourth, and so on down to 1 point for your tenth favorite.

- if your song is in a given round, you must vote that round or you'll be eliminated. if your song isn't in that round (or you aren't in the contest at all), your vote will be counted as a public vote, which counts for half points.

- the top [x] songs will move on to the final. that number depends on the number of contestants.

- repeat the process for the finals and we get a winner.

- winner gets to hold the next contest, or they can pass the job along to 2nd place if they don't want to. 2nd place can pass down to third, etc, until someone wants to host.

general song rules:
- no eurovision songs
- no reality show/competition covers
- no songs already submitted in a songtest
- there is no penalty for length in this contest. however, if a song goes over 7 minutes, listeners aren't obligated to listen to more than the first 7 minutes of the song. so choose a long song at your own risk!

each semifinal and the final will last for three days. some rules about activity/extensions:
- if you know at the start of your semifinal that you wont be available to vote for those three days, let me know asap and I can move you to another semi, if we aren't on the final one already.
- I'll be posting every 24 hours in this topic as a reminder, as well as pinging everyone who hasn't voted on discord 24 hours before the round ends.
- extensions will only be granted in extenuating circumstances. forgetting to vote until an hour before deadline is not an extenuating circumstance.

ok now. let me. explain.

i could explain this theme as guilty pleasures, but heavy on the guilt. specifically, this contest is for songs that genuinely make you feel guilty for liking them. not like, haha this song is so bad am i right you guys but i really like it tho lol. like, oh god i really shouldn't like this. i think i should go to jail. i don't want to support this but it slaps oh no what do i do

okay let me break that down a little better. probably this will fall into two basic categories but if you can convince me something else qualifies feel free to submit it and, uh, convince me.

songs where the artist (or someone else linked to the song) is a bad person who you don't want to support: is someone involved with this song a confirmed sex pest? was the artist jailed on assault charges? are you just really into the musical career of charles manson?? if you really dig a song but you're like "wow this person is awful i do not want to support their musical career monetarily. but also this song is really good. shit" it qualifies for this songtest!

songs with sketchy, unpleasant subject matter: i don't just mean like, songs about death or whatever here. i mean songs where the subject matter genuinely makes you uncomfortable and makes you question the artist in, uh, question, but you still dig the song. if you really dig a song but you're like "oh fuck i just looked up the lyrics and oh god what if the artist actually believes this, oh no, but i still really like the song. shit" it qualifies for this songtest!

i know this is kinda a complicated theme. i get it. here's the short version: if it's a song you dig but it also makes you go yikes and/or you'd probably be canceled on tumblr for admitting to liking it: it probably counts. go with that.

anyway signups will go until lets say wednesday unless there arent enough signups or like i feel like waiting longer but lets say wednesday for now. send songs via discord pls i hate dealing with board PMs. bold = has not yet submitted. ok love u all see u later

1. fen (thats me!)
2. boogs
3. mara
4. slam
5. laurels
6. rc
7. rugga
8. tloa
9. buko
10. animenerd
11. skraal
12. jilly
13. ricky
14. kotori
15. toben
16. yugi
17. pip
18. yonagoda
19. irina
20. d/n
21. paige
22. ms
23. zetsu
24. pan

Finally I feel confident in a song I have in mind again.

I am very much in!

Oh yes I'm in.

In!

I'll have to rummage around my sin bin but I'll find something

Haven't missed a single songtest and I'm not about to start.

I have a Bad Guy in mind

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like all the- ((USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST))

imma join!

Hello hit me

welcome to a songtest! this songtest. specifically. it would be weird if it was a different songtest wouldn't it? yes it would.

we have uhhh somewhere between 22 and 24 competitors in this songtest depending. we're gonna play it safe and go with 11 players for this round with uhhh lets say 4 eliminations. kinda strict but hey. yknow. not as strict as paige was so

here are our contestants!!!

Buko
D/N
dmboogie
Fenris
Irina Ivanov
kotorikun
Maraoone
Ruggahissy
Skraal
Yonagoda
Yugikun

and here are our songs!!!

Grown Man Cry - Amanda Palmer
Reason: she is just a mess in too many ways to list in a space like this

If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
Reason: It's a jaunty tune about how you shouldn't marry a pretty girl because you'll always be jealous of the attention that she gets from other men, but you should instead marry an ugly girl because she'll treat you like a king (presumably because she doesn't think she can do better). It's also the song from the lemon party shock site, if that matters.

SOS - The Family International
Reason: Family International is a cult with many documented cases of various abuse and SOS was part of a cult propaganda film

Alarma Caramba! - Jonny Jakobsen
Reason: the reasoning behind why this is a yikes song is that this man is white

Anna Wintour - Azealia Banks
Reason: azealia banks and twitter have a very special relationship with one another

Say So - Doja Cat
Reason: dr. luke is a rapist and doja cat is a lot of things

Ruru's Suicide Show on a Livestream - Shinsei Kamattechan
Reason: Feels nice bopping/Junko posing to a song that is a tribute dedicated to a 14 year old RoroChan1999 who killed herself on livestream man, instead of listening to it like a respectful tribute

ごめんね ごめんね - Kikuo
Reason: It's basically about a little girl being gang raped and the song uses cannibalism as an allegory of it.

Used To Love Her - Guns N' Roses
Reason: well I mean it's pretty obvious when you listen to it y'know

Deuces - Chris Brown ft. Drake, T.I., Kanye West, Fabolous, Rick Ross, & Andre 3000

Monster - Dev

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cool cool cool. cool. round will end on Saturday, February 6th at 11 PM EST. send votes preferably over discord but ill survive if you have to send them over board PM i GUESS. top 7 move to the next round!

also here's a playlist missing SOS, Alarma Caramba and Monster

update: totally optional, but if you want to submit a reason Why you picked the song/artist you did, send it to me and i'll stick it to your entry~

its over!

[+] too yikes to live

11. Deuces - Chris Brown ft. Drake, T.I., Kanye West, Fabolous, Rick Ross, & Andre 3000, submitted by Buko, which received 37 points, including one 10.
10. Used To Love Her - Guns N' Roses, submitted by D/N, which received 50.5 points, including one 10, as well as one 10 in the public vote.
9. Alarma Caramba! - Jonny Jakobsen, submitted by Yugikun, which received 58.5 points, including one 10 and one 8, as well as one 10 in the public vote.
8. Monster - Dev, submitted by kotorikun, which received 63 points, including one 10 and three 8s, as well as one 10 in the public vote.

[+] still pretty yikes tho

Ruru's Suicide Show on a Livestream - Shinsei Kamattechan
SOS - The Family International
If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
Grown Man Cry - Amanda Palmer
ごめんね ごめんね - Kikuo
Anna Wintour - Azealia Banks
Say So - Doja Cat

hello here we are again!!! surprised we have 12 competitors in this round but we're only eliminating 4 people still so we get a 15-person final because thats a nice number and i like it.

here are our players!!!

AnimeNerd
Emprexx Plush
Laurels
MethodicalSlacker
MK Kilmarnock
MurderWeasel
Pancapples
Pippi
RC
Slam
TheLordOfAwesome
Zetsu

and here are our songs!!!

ABC - The Jackson 5
Reason: Michael Jackson's tarnished reputation aside, this is really unfortunate to look back on because of all the child abuse. The very formation of this group, in of itself, was basically a father vicariously living through his children and then robbing them of everything until they could get away.

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
Reason: This was on a compilation of comedy music I had as a kid and enjoyed, thoroughly unaware that he was singing an Australian racial slur and not the word "emus" pronounced weirdly. Then a couple years later the singer ended up in the news for serious sexual misconduct.

Fire Planet (Mayhem Remix) - Jackal Queenston
Reason: nazi dog (also the artist behind jackal queenston and mayhem (yes they're the same person, yes this is an artist remixing their own track) was accused of both physical and sexual assault over the course of a longterm relationship)

Animals - Maroon 5

Don't Talk To Me - GG Allin & The Jabbers

Carousel - Melanie Martinez
Reason: Because I can't find any concrete details about whether or not she did sexually assault someone, and that unease bothers me

6.4 = Make Out - Gary Wilson
Reason: This is column B Yikes because I don’t think he’s playing himself on this song but it’s on my never-play-on-speakers list because of how off kilter it sounds and the deranged vocals. The album in its entirety is a pretty freaky listen too.

Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown

Title - Alec Holowka
Reason: alec holowka was abusive to a lot of people and an absolute nightmare to work with in general

Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez
Reason: Timothy Heller has accused Melanie Martinez of sexual assault by way of pressuring her into a traumatizing sexual relationship. Martinez maintains that she always obtained consent and accepts no responsibility for any coercion. It has been rumored a number of songs on her follow up album are meant to cast Heller as a liar and a traitor to their friendship attempting to capitalize on Martinez's fame.

China Girl - David Bowie
Reason: he does the thing that racist people do where he pulls his eyelids to the side at 1:10, and when he performed it live he'd put a fake Chinese accent on for the lyric "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth." also mentions feeling like Marlon Brando because of that movie he was in where he dates a Japanese woman

Bullet - Hollywood Undead

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wheeee round will end on Tuesday, February 9th at 11 PM EST. top 8 move to the next round!!!

also heres a playlist, missing Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport (unfortunately (???) the only version of this song on spotify is the version without the racial slur) and Fire Planet (Mayhem Remix)

~終わり~

[+] f in the chat but also they deserved it amirite

12th: Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown, submitted by AnimeNerd, which received 34 points, including one 12 and one 10.
11th: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris, submitted by MurderWeasel, which received 41 points, including one 10.
10th: 6.4 = Make Out - Gary Wilson, submitted by MethodicalSlacker, which received 47.5 points, including one 12, one 10 and one 8.
9th: Animals - Maroon 5, submitted by Slam, which received 56 points, including one 12 and one 8.

[+] they also deserve it tbh but hey

Title - Alec Holowka
China Girl - David Bowie
Carousel - Melanie Martinez
ABC - The Jackson 5
Bullet - Hollywood Undead
Don't Talk To Me - GG Allin & The Jabbers
Fire Planet (Mayhem Remix) - Jackal Queenston
Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez