Survival Of The Fittest

This is a poll to determine the position of senior class vice president. Unlike the other polls, the student government elections are in-character. You get one vote per character of yours who is currently approved or in the queue. Post with the name of your character and their candidate of choice. You may NOT submit write-in votes for candidates who did not give a speech.

Speeches can be found here.

The candidates are:
a. Richard Buster
b. Abhishek Panicker (Disqualified)
c. Connie Toda

This poll will run for one week.

Abhishek Panicker for Abhishek Panicker (Disqualified).

Donovan Lauer for Richard Buster.

Corbin Azinger abstains.

Kyoto Aizawa abstains.

Tana Blanco Osuna votes for Connie Toda.

Richard Buster for Richard Buster!

Alex Avanesian votes for Abhishek Panicker.

Matthew Bell votes for Richard Buster.

Madeleine Molliqaj votes for Connie Toda.

Marshall West votes for Connie Toda.
Russell Fitzroy votes for Richard Buster.
Mônica Oliveira votes for Richard Buster.
Roberta Chen abstains. (Still zoning out.)

Quentin stood in front of his ballot and drew a penis with big balls. On each of the balls, he wrote a "B", on the tip of the penis, he wrote a "D". Quentin didn't really care if the officials will be able to interpret it as vote for Richard Buster. It's high school politics, so who fucking cares? Besides, he's like one student out of hundreds. Didn't make a difference

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Spike didn't really know how to spell Abhishek. So he only wrote down A. Panicker

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There wasn't much choice, was there? Janice was disappointed by the speeches. Abhishek was a stupid idiot, wasting everyone's time. Very funny, Abhishek. Now swallow your ritalin and go to the principal. Janice hoped he would receive some serious words from the principal, but he doesn't seem to be the kind that would be changed by any measures. He was a guy Janice was not going to miss after graduation.

Now, Richard's speech was very enthusiastic, but Janice could already smell the bullshit coming from his mouth. Lots of pathos, but no, she didn't feel it.

Connie

"Woof woof."

"... That kinda did something for me, that just then."

"You're serious."

A nod. Maybe.

"... Well, eh. I'm open to it."

For bullshit meta reasons who said what will not be disclosed.

Ashlyn Graves and Salem Fox both vote for Richard 'BIG DICK BOY' Buster

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Seriously though, imagine unironically thinking your vote matters.

Callie Zhou votes for Abhishek Panicker

Lillie giggled in the booth.

“Dick Buster.”

VOTE: RICHARD BUSTER

“I don’t have daddy issues, I don’t have daddy issues, I don’t have daddy issues, I don’t-”

Marian crossed the x.

VOTE: CONNIE TODA

Zhijuan Lung-Romney looked up. She was one of the last ones. She looked back down.

(Did people actually care about this? She should have put her name up.)

She drew a small spiral on the name of the other girl.

VOTE: CONNIE TODA

Fred Hobbes voted for RICHARD BUSTER. He would later mention this fact to Big D on multiple occasions.
Chloé Delacroix voted for CONNIE TODA.

Taylor Thorne votes for Richard Buster.

Iris Waite votes for Richard Buster.

Kai Rosado-Prince does note vote.

Angelo Lee votes for Abhishek Panicker.

Stormy Delacroix votes for Richard Buster.

"This is fucking dumb."

Aion Rhodes votes for Richard Buster.

Tenshi Marie Anastasie Fukushima-Yves votes for Richard Buster. (her hand slipped) (her mind wandered)

Iliya Polaris votes for Abhishek Panicker. Don't like the man, but she'll toast to that.

Meena Kumar votes for Richard Buster. He liked the speech.

Amos Flanigan forgot to vote so unintentionally abstains.

Evie McKown cares even less about the VP than the President, so she votes for the disqualified Abhishek Panicker in solidarity with, and appreciation for, his absolute power move.