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Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 11:32 pm
Alexander Hawthorne: Alexander is a general misanthrope and cynic to a massive degree. He used to be kind of an asshole back when he first joined JEM, but has improved somewhat. Not sociable at all but is genuinely trying to become better at it. Loves engineering, so if your kid enjoys and is passionate about engineering Alexander may 'like' you somewhat. He's a very terse talker and doesn't usually have much to say, unless you anger him (which is rather easy). He dislikes politics of any kind, and also believes that logic should never be substituted with emotion under any circumstances.
Alexander is tall, at 6'2", with arms that are disproportionately long and fingers that are also disproportionately long. He wears his brown hair in a very short fade, and has no facial hair to speak of. His eyes are almond-shaped and brown. His body shape takes that of a symmetrical rectangle, with his shoulders and his hips lining up almost exactly. He dresses very formally, even when it is more acceptable to not do so.
He does not know what his sexuality is, but his crippling apathy towards relationships kind of kills any chances of one forming. If you want to have a kid that does have a crush on Alexander for some reason, go right ahead.
Note for Alexander: I am not sure whether I am going to take him on the island, but I'm leaning towards him staying home. If you are interested in adopting him, feel free to hit me up in my Discord DMs or in on-site PMs.
John Davis: John is a friendly, outgoing, outdoorsy athletic type who's interested in making friends! Hooray! He loves all things water, from fishing to swimming to boating, and wants to join the navy someday. He's in the swimming intramural and the Body Improvement club. He is also extremely honest with people. Brutally honest. He will point out exactly what he thinks is cool/bad about you, directly to your face, without mincing his words. He never usually intends to offend anyone though, he just wants to put his completely honest opinion out there. He is also an apolitical guy, so he'll gladly be friends with anyone regardless of their political alignment, unless they are extremists.
John is tall at 5'11" and is very muscly. His head is square and he has a very strong jawline. He has flaming red hair and blue eyes. He is a very stubbly boy, with an almost-beard on his jaw and an almost-mustache and chin strap. He is barrel-chested, with his chest and shoulders being very broad in comparison to his rather thin waist, and his large leg muscles exacerbate this. He tends to dress casually and wear neutral colors, with gray being his favorite.
John is bisexual, so relationship proposals from any gender can work! This would be his first relationship, though, so no exes please.
Constance Blanchet: Constance is a friendly, talkative girl who loves hiking, taking pictures, and contemplating philosophical questions and such. She possesses a sunny disposition and is always willing to talk to someone new. She can be a little bossy at times, but when she realizes that she is she'll apologize before backing off. She especially likes people who are earnest and enjoy what they are doing in life. She's a member of the photography club, and will talk up anyone who likes the subject as much as she does. Politically, she runs very far left, being an anarcho-communist, but the general student body would not know of this, as she only discusses it with people who are her good friends or are on similar political wavelengths. If your kid is also a leftist, they'd probably know how she stands. If your kid is a rightist, she probably privately dislikes them. She's also a habitual smoker.
Constance is of above-average height and 5'7". She has a round head and a top-heavy build, with broad shoulders and a very large bust in comparison to her narrow hips and waist. While not muscular, she does have some toning in her legs due to years of hiking. She has sandy blonde hair which is always tied back into a tight bun, though she deliberately leaves a few strands loose for aesthetic effect. She has large, icy blue eyes and heart-shaped lips which are always plastered with red lipstick. She has a few piercings and tattoos, though aside from her earrings, tongue barbell, and ankle tattoo, none would be noticeable. She wears nicer clothes, but doesn't really put much effort into fashion.
Constance is bisexual, though she has a rather big preference towards women over men. Ideally, she'd like to date someone she can discuss philosophy with, though she's down to date anyone if she likes them enough.
Lara 'Spuds' Bullock (Adopted from Slam!): Lara is a meticulous and organized girl who loves working out. A defender on the lacrosse team, she's very muscular and is generally in tip-top shape, which was developed through years of potato farm work and a rigorous weightlifting regimen. Though not terribly social, she is willing to provide a place where people can vent their problems, though she wishes she had someone to vent to when the stress gets to her. She's very organized, having a precise schedule for any given day, and it is best not to disturb it. She's great at STEM and wants to go to college for horticulture, though disagreements with her parents about her future have popped up from time to time. Privately, she's insecure about her body and wishes she was more conventionally feminine, so if your kid makes fun of that prepare to be on Lara's shitlist. She got her nickname Spuds due to the fact that she had a potato for lunch every day, and she doesn't mind it.
Lara is very tall at 6'0", with a very muscular body from an entire lifetime of physical activity. She has dirty blonde hair which is usually pulled up in a loose bun. She has small blue eyes and a small scar on her face above her mouth. She usually wears flannel shirts and clothes that are fit for hard, manual labor.
Lara doesn't know what her sexuality is, and she also doesn't believe she has the time to fit a relationship into her already packed schedule, though she certainly wouldn't mind being in one. If you want to help Lara discover her sexuality, feel free to send in relationship proposals!
Alexander is tall, at 6'2", with arms that are disproportionately long and fingers that are also disproportionately long. He wears his brown hair in a very short fade, and has no facial hair to speak of. His eyes are almond-shaped and brown. His body shape takes that of a symmetrical rectangle, with his shoulders and his hips lining up almost exactly. He dresses very formally, even when it is more acceptable to not do so.
He does not know what his sexuality is, but his crippling apathy towards relationships kind of kills any chances of one forming. If you want to have a kid that does have a crush on Alexander for some reason, go right ahead.
Note for Alexander: I am not sure whether I am going to take him on the island, but I'm leaning towards him staying home. If you are interested in adopting him, feel free to hit me up in my Discord DMs or in on-site PMs.
John Davis: John is a friendly, outgoing, outdoorsy athletic type who's interested in making friends! Hooray! He loves all things water, from fishing to swimming to boating, and wants to join the navy someday. He's in the swimming intramural and the Body Improvement club. He is also extremely honest with people. Brutally honest. He will point out exactly what he thinks is cool/bad about you, directly to your face, without mincing his words. He never usually intends to offend anyone though, he just wants to put his completely honest opinion out there. He is also an apolitical guy, so he'll gladly be friends with anyone regardless of their political alignment, unless they are extremists.
John is tall at 5'11" and is very muscly. His head is square and he has a very strong jawline. He has flaming red hair and blue eyes. He is a very stubbly boy, with an almost-beard on his jaw and an almost-mustache and chin strap. He is barrel-chested, with his chest and shoulders being very broad in comparison to his rather thin waist, and his large leg muscles exacerbate this. He tends to dress casually and wear neutral colors, with gray being his favorite.
John is bisexual, so relationship proposals from any gender can work! This would be his first relationship, though, so no exes please.
Constance Blanchet: Constance is a friendly, talkative girl who loves hiking, taking pictures, and contemplating philosophical questions and such. She possesses a sunny disposition and is always willing to talk to someone new. She can be a little bossy at times, but when she realizes that she is she'll apologize before backing off. She especially likes people who are earnest and enjoy what they are doing in life. She's a member of the photography club, and will talk up anyone who likes the subject as much as she does. Politically, she runs very far left, being an anarcho-communist, but the general student body would not know of this, as she only discusses it with people who are her good friends or are on similar political wavelengths. If your kid is also a leftist, they'd probably know how she stands. If your kid is a rightist, she probably privately dislikes them. She's also a habitual smoker.
Constance is of above-average height and 5'7". She has a round head and a top-heavy build, with broad shoulders and a very large bust in comparison to her narrow hips and waist. While not muscular, she does have some toning in her legs due to years of hiking. She has sandy blonde hair which is always tied back into a tight bun, though she deliberately leaves a few strands loose for aesthetic effect. She has large, icy blue eyes and heart-shaped lips which are always plastered with red lipstick. She has a few piercings and tattoos, though aside from her earrings, tongue barbell, and ankle tattoo, none would be noticeable. She wears nicer clothes, but doesn't really put much effort into fashion.
Constance is bisexual, though she has a rather big preference towards women over men. Ideally, she'd like to date someone she can discuss philosophy with, though she's down to date anyone if she likes them enough.
Lara 'Spuds' Bullock (Adopted from Slam!): Lara is a meticulous and organized girl who loves working out. A defender on the lacrosse team, she's very muscular and is generally in tip-top shape, which was developed through years of potato farm work and a rigorous weightlifting regimen. Though not terribly social, she is willing to provide a place where people can vent their problems, though she wishes she had someone to vent to when the stress gets to her. She's very organized, having a precise schedule for any given day, and it is best not to disturb it. She's great at STEM and wants to go to college for horticulture, though disagreements with her parents about her future have popped up from time to time. Privately, she's insecure about her body and wishes she was more conventionally feminine, so if your kid makes fun of that prepare to be on Lara's shitlist. She got her nickname Spuds due to the fact that she had a potato for lunch every day, and she doesn't mind it.
Lara is very tall at 6'0", with a very muscular body from an entire lifetime of physical activity. She has dirty blonde hair which is usually pulled up in a loose bun. She has small blue eyes and a small scar on her face above her mouth. She usually wears flannel shirts and clothes that are fit for hard, manual labor.
Lara doesn't know what her sexuality is, and she also doesn't believe she has the time to fit a relationship into her already packed schedule, though she certainly wouldn't mind being in one. If you want to help Lara discover her sexuality, feel free to send in relationship proposals!