Survival Of The Fittest

#announcements

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 1:30 PM

Hey @everyone, I have bad news about a member of our community, Anesian.
The bus that he was travelling on to his school trip crashed and killed all on board.
We've identified him and in the board post we'll make in a few days, we're gonna set up a GoFundMe to help Anesian's family in this time.

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#general

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:31 PM
Aw shit
I know we memed about him dying but like
Fuck

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 1:31 PM
Mundane events can happen.

! - Today at 1:32 PM
has anyone actually seen the crash site

coldwater - Today at 1:32 PM
lexik shut the fuck up for a minute
if your mother died of a heart attack would you query that idk ISIS had actually killed her and the government was covering shit up

! - Today at 1:33 PM
shut the fuck up you actual troglodyte
sorry I don't believe the fucking leftist conspiracies

Xenon (admin) - Today at 1:33 PM
!ban lexik 2d

Gigajanny (god) - Today at 1:33 PM
Ban successful.

Xenon (admin) - Today at 1:34 PM
i'm not in the mood for his horeshit today
or tomorrow

ShockSquirrel - Today at 1:36 PM
Oh shit, RIP

Punpsin - Today at 1:40 PM
alex avanesian?

Xenon (admin) - Today at 1:41 PM
yeah lmao
not like, a very secret name

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:42 PM
just find the Armenian dude
ez
good to see you guys back here

ShockSquirrel - Today at 1:43 PM
Well, if anyone gets an SOTF conspiracist back from lurking it's dead people

#general

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Anesian - Today at 1:10 PM
Hello?

Punpsin - Today at 1:10 PM
aw shit it's a ghost

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 1:11 PM
Who are you

Anesian - Today at 1:12 PM
I'm Alex's sister.

Punpsin - Today at 1:12 PM
oh my bad
sorry if I was a dick

Anesian - Today at 1:12 PM
Don't worry about it.

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 1:13 PM
Oh alright
One second

Anesian - Today at 1:13 PM
I just thought that he spent a lot of time here so I wanted to see what it was like here.

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:13 PM
mix 4chan with reddit and add a sprinkling of toxic twitter
congratulations, you have a forum that's like 99% full of potential shooters
oh uh
sorry for your loss by the way

Anesian's sister - Today at 1:21 PM
Thank you.
I didn't know you guys were doing a fundraiser.

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 1:22 PM
Citizen described it pretty well I would say
And yes, we're doing a fundraiser
We may be a bunch of conspiracists looking at a subject somewhat stigmatized but we look after our own

DataDude - Today at 1:22 PM
When one of my backup drives failed, these guys crowdfunded from the main forum a couple hundred bucks to get it repaired

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:22 PM
you're like a fucking millionaire you didn't even fucking need it

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 1:23 PM
Oh do you mind talking in DMs for a second Anesian's sister
Just for fundraiser purposes

Anesian - Today at 1:23 PM
Alright.

The Weathervan - Today at 1:25 PM
oh hey sorry for your loss
Alex was a cool dude and we're worse off for him not being here

Anesian - Today at 1:32 PM
You know his name?

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:33 PM
yeah he talked about his Armenian-ness all the time
just
uh
look for the armenain dude
*armenain
fuck

Anesian - Today at 1:33 PM
I suppose.
It's just been a horrible couple of weeks.
Christmas coming up and we're burying our loved ones, and all the conspiracy mongers won't stop.

DataDude - Today at 1:34 PM
Conspiracy mongers? Hope you mean someone different

Anesian - Today at 1:34 PM
No, there's just conspiracies going around Salem.
G-Men at the crash site, or no bodies in the coffins... weird stuff.

Punpsin - Today at 1:35 PM
huh
guess even transit accidents have their conspiracies now what with danya

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:35 PM
Hey uh do us a solid
If you hear anything more concrete would you let us know

Anesian - Today at 1:36 PM
Alright.
I have to go, but thanks for talking with me.

7th Simphony - Today at 1:40 PM
I have a request
Don't mention these conspiracies on the main board, at least not yet
With all the interceptions, people are probably going to try and find reasons
Or to put it better, find meaning in something meaningless
It's likely nothing

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:42 PM
Yeah I know
Just uh
We'd be shitty conspiracy theorists if we didn't jump at a conspiracy theory yanno

#announcements

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 12:00 AM

From all of us at the ithacaconspiracies mod team, we wish you all a Happy New Year! May the new year bring fortune and happiness to all our members.

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#general

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:00 AM
you dipshit it's only 9

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 12:01 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Time_Zone

#general

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Citizen 12 - Today at 8:32 AM
good morning vietnam
what are we retards up to today

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 8:32 AM
Not much
on lunch break

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:34 AM
wagie wagie back in your cagie

DataDude - Today at 8:34 AM
Some weird video's up on YouTube so some ARG friends are looking at it
Dunno what it might be about but I'll keep you guys posted if it's something spicy

Pumpsin - Today at 8:34 AM
is it Elden Ring shit maybe

DataDude - Today at 8:34 AM
nah, it'd be up earlier if it was
Japanese time and all that

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:35 AM
cool
anyone up for Siege

coldwater - Today at 8:41 AM
dude you have to realise that like

DataDude - Today at 8:41 AM
FUCK
V8

coldwater - Today at 8:41 AM
not eveyrone plau
what
wait what

DataDude - Today at 8:41 AM
IT KEEPS FLAHSING 'V8'
AND IT'S CALLED Scenes of the FIELD
THE VIDEO
SOTF

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 8:42 AM
shit
@everyone we have a possible V8

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:42 AM
wtf what school

Xenon (admin) - Today at 8:42 AM
ALex
His school

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:42 AM
are you fucking saying he got abducted

RustedSword - Today at 8:42 AM
Oh fuck

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:42 AM
we fucking told him
don't go

DataDude - Today at 8:42 AM
shit shit I'm getting my computers booted up

Anesian - Today at 8:42 AM
What's happening?

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 8:43 AM
@Serbina can you get a post up on the main forum?

DataDude - Today at 8:43 AM
I'll put the video up
Reconrding it now

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:43 AM
@Anesian good news your brother's probably alive, bad news he probably won't be

Serbina (owner) - Today at 8:43 AM
Don't be rude Citizen

KenjYu - Today at 8:44 AM
oh shit the owner's here

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:44 AM
fine
just, we told him

Anesian - Today at 8:44 AM
Is my fucking brother in Survival of the Fittest?

KenjYu - Today at 8:44 AM
probably yeah

DataDude - Today at 8:44 AM
Anyone looking for feeds? Throw them over to me if you find them

joseph mother (based admin)- Today at 8:44 AM
It seems so, Anesian's sister. I'm sorry.

Citizen 12 - Today at 8:45 AM
yeah he is like a fucking IDIOT

The Weathervan - Today at 8:45 AM
i was gonna get mad at you dumbfucks for pining everyone at 5 am
but holy shit

OldManBrant - Today at 8:45 AM
Well shit

Xenon (admin) - Today at 8:46 AM
Alright, everyone over to #theories-and-shit
I don't wanna be a Reddit mod but it's easier to catalogue shit there
Someone get the forum in on the loop

Serbina - Today at 8:47 AM
Done. @Staff are any of you available?

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 8:47 AM
I gotta go back soon I'm on lunch break

Xenon (admin) - Today at 8:47 AM
I'm here, no work today because of snow

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 8:47 AM
I can be available in a few hours.

Serbina - Today at 8:47 AM
Alright, I'll keep this place locked for now. Conspiracy talk can go where it's relevant.

#theories-and-shit

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Citizen 12 - Today at 8:45 AM
FUCK YOU JANNIES

#theories-and-shit

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coldwater - Today at 2:27 PM
this place is quiet

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 2:28 PM
Most discussion migrates to the forums once a version is ongoing.

Citizen 12 - Today at 2:28 PM
yeah but I'm tired of the stupid fucks in there let's speculate here
uhh

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 2:29 PM
I think Alex did highlight something of importance before he gutted Cedar. The Walther WA2000 rifle.

coldwater - Today at 2:29 PM
yeah there's like, been 176 made of them and most of them are accounted for so, like
if we can get a look at the serial number and then like, cross-reference it

DataDude - Today at 2:29 PM
I'm still recording like, a few hundred camera feeds but once I can start piecing together the camera feeds I'll check if we get a good look at the serials

Citizen 12 - Today at 2:34 PM
yeah there's the gun, and then there's the plane, I dunno if we've got a good look at the serial number or the flight code or whatever the fuck but that might be an idea, and then there's the actual place itself. all the English and uh, Swedish or whatever the fuck, doesn't Canada have a border with Sweden or something like that someone should check that out
like, seriously, do we gotta do all the work for the glowies
what do we pay taxes for if not for this kinda shit

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 2:37 PM
Infrastructure, pensions, education, among several other important things.

Citizen 12 - Today at 2:38 PM
we should give half of the tax money to raytheon and the other half to lockheed martin, then they can make a super military that can stop this kinda shit happening

Serbina - Today at 2:39 PM
It's Norwegian, not Swedish.

Citizen 12 - Today at 2:39 PM
cool
Idc
:chadanya:

#voicechat-for-cool-dudes

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Xenon (admin) - Today at 12:30 PM
Are we watching the Alex stream

DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:30 PM
Yeah
It's probably like the most interesting stream here

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:31 PM
ok look, no offense to the guy
but holy shit he's a fucking bad player
like, dude killed that Filipino girl or whatever by the skin of his teeth and then he turns a situation that should have went ok
into a literal fight that he didn't need
i think our retardation is rubbing off on him

OldManBrant - Today at 12:32 PM
Now he's trying to kill this Kitty girl
When I was in school they'd probably have stopped her wearing that cat ear hoodie

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:32 PM
when you were in school the Japanese had just bombed pearl harbor
we'd just learned how to make fire

OldManBrant - Today at 12:32 PM
and you're still in school

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:33 PM
Calm down you lot

KenjYu - Today at 12:35 PM
oh shit is he going after Katelyn

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:35 PM
BRO THE FUCKING ICE
UGHHHHHHHHH
RETARD ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO

Xenon (admin) - Today at 12:35 PM
It looked like it was clear ice
Hope he gets out OK

KenjYu - Today at 12:36 PM
yeah like, I tought he was kinda obsessive with SOTF's patterns and stuff
but, like

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:36 PM
Well conspiracy stuff is all about patterns

KenjYu - Today at 12:36 PM
I hope he's OK
yeah but the dude was like, so resistant to the idea that SOTF would take place any other time tahn like, what was it may-augst?

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:36 PM
SHE'S IN THE FUCKING HOUSE RUN AWAY
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Xenon (admin) - Today at 12:37 PM
god damn I hope I don't watch someone I know online die
oh shit uh hi

Anesian - Today at 12:38 PM
What's going on?

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:38 PM
RUN YOU IDIOT
hey
YOUR SISTER IS GONNA WATCH YOU GET KILLED BY A FUCKING FURRY YOU CAN'T LET IT END BY THIS
LIKE THIS

OldManBrant - Today at 12:38 PM
Calm yourself down

! - Today at 12:38 PM
CRISIS ACTOR CRISIS ACTOR
@Anesian GLOWS IN THE DARK

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:38 PM
sometimes I wonder if you are actually schizo, lexik

! - Today at 12:38 PM
this is so obviously greenscreen

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:38 PM
!mute lexik 4h

Gigajanny (god) - Today at 12:38 PM
Muted @lexik for 4h.

Anesian - Today at 12:38 PM
I'm not some actor. He was my brother. He's real. I rememebr talking to him about school, and while he was annoying sometimes and a little weird with how he obsessed over these games sometimes, I still miss him and I hope he can return safely.
We were going to go visit my uncle and grandparents in Yerevan.

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:40 PM
this is like a horror movie where you're yelling at the screen and the dumb motherfucker on the other end is deaf
sorry uh lemme break kayfabe or whatever and display concern
@Anesian you might wanna like, uh i dunno what do you do in your spare time

Anesian - Today at 12:41 PM
Lacrosse.

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:40 PM
yeah go do that
shit
and that's all she wrote

Anesian - Today at 12:40 PM
What

KenjYu - Today at 12:40 PM
Goddamnit

Anesian - Today at 12:40 PM
What happeend

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:40 PM
mary you might want to leave for a moment

Anesian - Today at 12:41 PM
WHat ist it

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#staff-lounge

Xenon (admin) - Today at 12:38 PM
@7th Simphony (mod) @joseph mother (based admin) what do we do here
i don't want to have her watch her brother die because I think that's where we're going

joseph mother (based admin) -Today at 12:40 PM
What is happening?

Xenon (admin) - Today at 12:40 PM
Alex is going to die
His sister's here and watching it

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 12:40 PM
oh dear
uh
do we kick her?

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:42 PM
Rare to see you without the grammar

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 12:45 PM
I thought it would take too much time.
Too late, though. I believe she has already seen it.

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#voicechat-for-cool-dudes

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:42 PM
look listen to me
you will not get over it
we're all fucking terminally online and we've desensitid outrselfes from watching thsi shit happena gain and again

Anesian - Today at 12:43 PM
no I need to see him

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:44 PM
do not do this to yourself
shut the fucking computer off
you're not going to get anything off of seeing your loved one's body mutilated

Anesian - Today at 12:44 PM
shtu up
i'm so sotry alex

DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:44 PM
I'm cutting the stream
This isn't healthy.

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 12:46 PM
I'm sorry for your loss.

#theories-and-shit

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coldwater - Today at 12:47 PM
so, one week since this shit started
anyone been collating stats?
@DataDude isn't that your thing or do you just do like, recording shit

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:49 PM
@DataDudeAlt
I still don't get why you swap to an alt for SOTF attacks

coldwater - Today at 12:49 PM
something about segmentation or something
idk I can#'t remember it the last time he talked about it was during the pandemic or something

¬@DataDude It helps me keep things separate, sort them e
ShockSquirrel - Today at 12:50 PM
Yeah here

DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:51 PM
Yeah it helps me sort this stuff easier
gimme one second I gotta get my Drive up

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:51 PM
lexik I can see you typing, please remember to think before you type

! - Today at 12:52 PM
all I was going to say is that someone else on the forum was collecting that kinda stuff but you have a bias against me

ShockSquirrel - Today at 12:52 PM
you called a girl mourning her dead brother a glowie and then sent her threatening DMs im amazed you're still here

KenjYu - Today at 12:53 PM
what the fuck

! - Today at 12:53 PM
yeah sorry I have a little scrutiny

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:54 PM
Alright calm down you lot or I'll start slapbanning

¬¬@ !all I was going to say is that someone else on
DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:55 PM
Yeah I have a couple of guys helping me out this time
So anyway
64 people dead out of ~130 people, give or take a couple

coldwater - Today at 12:56 PM
i think that uh, they reported something like 136-137 dead in the crash so you take away teachers and bus drivers and it's like, 133-134
honestly how people don't see a bus crash of high schoolers where everyone dies and doesn't immediately think it's Danya is wild

ShockSquirrel - Today at 12:56 PM
I think that like,

DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:56 PM
Off those, I think like a full quarter come from three people

ShockSquirrel - Today at 12:56 PM
people just don't wanna admit it might be Danya
oh uh sorry dude

DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:57 PM
Katelyn, Josh and Jessie

coldwater - Today at 12:57 PM
it's Jezzie, but I think that's worse
fucking jezzie lmao

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:57 PM
I don't know what her gameplan was at the start but then she tripped and killed that guy

! - Today at 12:57 PM
by stabbing him like 50 times, I don't know I think she might have killed him regardless of being a clumsy bitch
four right

DataDudeAlt - Today at 12:58 PM
Six for Katelyn, four for Jezz and three for Josh

coldwater - Today at 12:58 PM
HER FUCKING SISTER'S CALLED SEASILL LMFAO

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 12:59 PM
I can understand Jezzie, but Seasill is just bullying material
You see kids picking on each other over simple names or the colour of their hair, but Seasill would get it particularly bad

DataDudeAlt - Today at 1:00 PM
Anyway, I think she has promise, she just has to stick to it
You see people get too cocky and fuck up and die

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:00 PM
cough
alex
cuogh

DataDudeAlt - Today at 1:00 PM
yeah pretty much
Dude bought too much into his own hype and paid for it

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:03 PM
this is why I root for anyone looking to kill that furry bitch and her friends, cause Alex was our boy in the field and she murdered him and yeah he killed people too but he's our friend so it's cool
we celebrate uh
who's the jock dude who killed her friend

! - Today at 1:03 PM
matthew?
he's too focused on doing the 'right thing' like you could do the right thing there
i mean at the end of the day it's all greenscreen and crisis actors and shit it doesn't fucking matter what's good or bad
but it's funny to see how the glowies slip morality and shit into it

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:05 PM
if you start talking about how we're going to live in the bug and eat nothing and be happy or something i will fly to fucking Florida or wherever the hell you live and kill you personally

DataDudeAlt - Today at 1:05 PM
moving on

! - Today at 1:05 PM
bro it's so obvious it's fake lmao, cheap CGI and you can see movement after they die

DataDudeAlt - Today at 1:06 PM
Moving on.
Yeah, I hope Katelyn gets what she deserves for Alex
If only he wasn't a dumbass
Josh seems like a weird one though

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:06 PM
who has fucking gay sex on the island
without lube
forget the murder, that's the most psychotic part of his whole thing

! - Today at 1:08 PM
he's clearly like, some glowie chariacture of an incel or some shit to discredit the movement
can't let the guys think they deserve rights too

ShockSquirrel - Today at 1:09 PM
He has the vibes of someone who'd shoot up his office five years after getting hired without so much as a word of explanation

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:10 PM
LMAO YEAH
dude acts like a fucking alien who last saw a woman when he was born

DataDudeAlt - Today at 1:10 PM
His parents seem to be together and pretty happy, so maybe he's just fucked in the head
People are just like that sometimes can't do shit about it

ShockSquirrel - Today at 1:11 PM
Yeah
You know I can't believe the wheelchair girl survived this long

! - Today at 1:11 PM
that should make it so obvious it's fake
people who can walk and actually contribute to society die early but little crpple girl makes it to the sixth day or night or whatever
in reality she would be killed ASAP

Citizen 12 - Today at 1:12 PM
lexik when he learns that SOTF is basically random as shit


KenjYu - Today at 1:12 PM
Salem is definitely someone to watch but like
playing the horror movie villain is only going to get you killed
you gotta have pure focus and make sure you don't screw around or you'll get Anesianed

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 1:14 PM
It's a tale as old as SOTF
People get a few kills, think they're invincible, and then the bigger fish comes along and swallows them whole

KenjYu - Today at 1:15 PM
vore
sandy cheeks

7th Simphony (mod) - Today at 1:16 PM
I teach a primary school class and they are more mature than this server

#theories-and-shit

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The Weathervan – Today at 3:33 PM
i never get why people, like, keep talking to the cameras
like, you think that people would get the idea at some point that nobody except us or the CIA watches these videos, their mom or dad or whatever is gonna see their last words or whatever

joseph mother (based admin) – Today at 3:34 PM
I suppose it’s comforting in a way, sort of like thinking out loud. Even if they don’t know their parents can hear it, they can imagine they might.

The Weathervan – Today at 3:34 PM
yeah i get your point but like, remember that guy who just talked to insane clown posse or whatever, like they'd be watching this one random guy at the very start of V7, or the girl who gloated that she was going to set the place on fire in one of the older versions and then got her collar blown
i dunno maybe it's like, mental scrapbooking but to terrorists or some shit

KenjYu - Today at 3:34 PM
You can rant about all the shit you want because nobody respectable will see it and none of them will care
Mom and Dad ain't gonna see it so go buck wild ig

ShockSquirrel - Today at 3:35 PM
I have synpathy I guess?
Because like, it''s the one thing connecting you to hoe in a way
home

KenjYu - Today at 3:35 PM
lmao
i'm sure some guys wish they could be connected to their hoes

The Weathervan - Today at 3:36 PM
danya should set a time limit for speaking to a camera and then alex king you if you exceed it
would be a good way to stop all of this stupid camera talk shit

joseph mother (based admin) Today at 3:38 PM
If Danya enforced that rule, Michael Froese would have died very early.
We never would have been able to enjoy him having some form of breakdown every twelve hours at minimum.

ShockSquirrel - Today at 3:39 PM
That guy was kinda unhinged but in like, a way that was sorta funny to watch

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:39 PM
we are zero to one hundred and thirty two on the 'ithacaconspiracies has no empathy for dead people' score
but yeah kid woulda been better picking flowers than killing kids and ranting to the camera about how it made him feel sad and bad and mad or whatever flowery bullshit he said

DataDudeAlt – Today at 3:40 PM
Ok look you think all of that is bad?
I have something that’s probably fucking worse, it’s so fucking outlandish
We’re probably gonna have to like, cut it because it doxxes people and the law probably doesn’t take kindly to that but I will let you guys see it because like this is literally the most bizzare camera rant I’ve seen in all of SOTF
Probably the longest one as well tbh

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 3:43 PM
How long is this speech?

DataDudeAlt - Today at 3:43 PM
like, 12-15 minutes

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 3:43 PM
What the fuck

DataDudeAlt - Today at 3:44 PM
And there’s like two or three guys with him and they just shuffle in the background awkwardly it’s so fucking funny
OK to #voicechat-for-cool-dudes

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Citizen 12 - Today at 3:45 PM
this time of day I should be making lunch or doing something productive but here I am watching some guy who's probably dead make some rant at the camera

ShockSquirrel - Today at 3:45 PM
do you ever do anything productive

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:45 PM
work at some shitty gas station, yeah

DataDudeAlt - Today at 3:46 PM
Oh hey @joseph mother (based admin) can I get an invite for the two main guys helping me with this
They'd probably be cool for this server

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 3:47 PM
Alright. What are their forum names?

DataDudeAlt - Today at 3:47 PM
HelenOfTroll and Northerni
Anyway, uh
This is Eliis Wheaton, the weird puppet guy
idk how you spell his shit

KenjYu - Today at 3:48 PM
Ventriloquist

DataDudeAlt - Today at 3:48 PM
Yeah that
Anyway, here goes I guess

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:49 PM
oh god it's a famil rant

OldManBrant - Today at 3:57 PM
when does he stop

DataDudeAlt - Today at 3:57 PM
like five more minutes

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:00 PM
this is legitimately the most soy thing I have ever watched
do you think he owns a Switch

DataDudeAlt - Today at 4:03 PM
And we're done
Any thoughts?

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 4:04 PM
I am frankly at a loss

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:04 PM
Holy shit I hope that someone, like

ShockSquirrel - Today at 4:04 PM
I don't know what to think

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:05 PM
Punches him in the mouth or something
Like right let me summarise this up for people who couldn't watch

DataDudeAlt - Today at 4:05 PM
It's definintely one of the most bizarre camera rants of all fucking time lmao

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:07 PM
So Ellis' dad apparently acts like what a Reddit user might think the average cop is, being cartoonishly evil, racist, not wholesome 100, yadda yadda all that shit, has an account dedicated to being racist
Him and his cop buddies steal cocaine or buy it off some guy or whatever and snort it while they play poker and one of them also tossed a vase at his wife and apparently the dad didn't do shit
Can I use names here or will I get b&

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 4:09 PM
Go for it, I guess

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:10 PM
Alright so Bradford's also a dick to his son Ellis and apparently sics his brothers on him like dogs, breaking his shit and spanking him or whatever like it's 1950 and saying he's not a man and a waste of space and all that shit
He's also a wifebeater apparently, but we shouldn't sympathise with his mom because she doesn't worship the ground Ellis walks on or some shit

OldManBrant - Today at 4:13 PM
It felt like watching a Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil episode but if only one person was there.

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:14 PM
Lmao yeah
Anyway,w e now get into Ellis ranting about his mom for like a minute or two
He seems surprised that the woman who is (supposedly) abused by her husband might have lost the will to fight back instead of doing what Ellis wants her to
Then he just makes some unfounded accusation that she likes to see elderly people in pain and steals their medicine

coldwater - Today at 4:17 PM
what the fuck is this what did I miss

DataDudeAlt - Today at 4:17 PM
I'll play it again this has to be seen to be believed

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:18 PM
So next we get to his brother Jason, who's apparently also evil because nobody in this family except Ellis has any redeeming qualities
He cyberstalks his ex-girlfriend online which honestly like, compared to everyone else in the family (supposedly) seems to be like, relatively mild
He also cheats on his tests but eh who gives a fuck about that
What Ellis' real concern is was that Jason used to beat him up and be a dick to him
And that, apparently he just murdered their neighbours' cat and blamed it on the neighbours' kid who he decides to dox as well

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 4:21 PM
Some of this should be verifiable, I suppose.
Juvy records and the Facebook profile.
Regardless, I still hold this with heavy skepticism.

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:22 PM
yeah this seems like cope
So next we get to his brother Darren who's also racist and a dick and apparently wants to get girls drunk and fuck them
He also uses cum for pranks which I sorta doubt because like
if you're gonna cum into people's drinks does this not take time to uh, create

KenjYu - Today at 4:24 PM
maybe he's a premie

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:25 PM
Shit maybe
Anyway Ellis proceeds to then dox his family again
Before Joe says it I'll say it you'll probably get banned and vanned if you try and call them or knock on their door or whatever
Do not feed the monkeys
And then at the end of this Ellis reveals this is probably all because he's extensively coping about the fact he's a shit ventriloquist or whatever and thinks making his entire family seem cartoonishly evil is like, cathartic or some shit
this guy literally speaks like a Reddit mod with grand statements and quotes that sound cool in his head

coldwater - Today at 4:28 PM
ok I normally have to be contrarian to you guys but yeah
it's suspicious that like, everyone except Ellis is evil and shit and bad
and the ventriqulist shit does seem like cope

DataDudeAlt - Today at 4:29 PM
It's kinda like, too from the heart to be entirely fake but at the same time the dude's a ventriloquist that's kind of an actor thing, right

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 4:30 PM
Not really.
But one of the news lists of the people who were abducted have mentioned that he's in Drama club.

DataDudeAlt - Today at 4:30 PM
I guess

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:32 PM
the face he's making here looks kinda funny
actually wait a second

joseph mother - Today at 4:33 PM
What are you plannng?

KenjYu - Today at 4:33 PM
20 bucks says this guy's insufferable IRL
I feel like we're kinda being dicks but man it's so over the top it's hard to believe

OldManBrant - Today at 4:34 PM
All that emotion does gotta comes from somewhere but I find it hard to believe it's to that extent
It's like what you'd see in a kid's book

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:38 PM
[Citizen 12 posts an image from Family Guy. In the top half, Ellis' crying face has been imposed over Meg Griffin saying that the rest of her family thinks they're better than her. In the bottom half, the faces of Ellis' dad and brothers have been copied from the family photo and edited over the three Griffin family members who are sitting while wearing fancy clothing.]
make it a sticker

KenjYu - Today at 4:39 PM
LMAO

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 4:40 PM
:soytonfamily:

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:40 PM
:soytonfamily:
:chadanya:

KenjYu - Today at 4:41 PM
man if this is real we're gonna loo like assholes
look

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:42 PM
we already are assholes

ShockSquirrel - Today at 4:45 PM
ok but can we add the drawing someone did of Alex in the peter grifin pose
the death one

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 4:45 PM
No.

#theories-and-shit

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coldwater - Today at 9:35 AM
man we sure have had a lot of sibling deaths uh
what do you call it when a sibling kills their sibling

Citizen 12 - Today at 9:36 AM
murder

coldwater - Today at 9:36 AM
like ther'es a specifi
fuck you