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#116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:22 am
by Cicada
Oh my goodness...
This beat is so hard.
Presenting
THE HARDEST EVER Songtest
While this is obviously a subjective metric, T.H.E can be generalized as a song that is, in your opinion, the most intense song in your playlist repertoire. Intensity could be many things of course and all will be allowed as long as I can see that the song does, indeed, go HARD as fuck. Perhaps a song that makes you go HARD on the dance floor with sick bass, or a song that is so intense in audio production that it physically hurts you, or a song whose lyrical content is so HARD that it's an emotional gut punch that leaves you gasping for air or sobbing uncontrollably. Or both at once.
As you can see I will be fairly lenient with the parameters for HARDness. Maybe feel free to leave a little descriptor of what makes the song HARD for you when applying, which I can post up along with the song link if you're so inclined.
Now, the usual ruleset:
- [+] these rules are so hard
- No songs used from a past contest!
- Be polite in chat about song contest because the people who submit the songs are also human beings! Anyone who removes this rule is rude!
- If you can't be here for one of the semis, let me know and I'll try to put you into the opposite round!
- If you're in a round or public-voting, listen to every song and give points to your top 10 favorites: 12 to your favorite, 10 to your second, 8 to your third, 7 to your fourth, and so on down to 1 point for your tenth favorite.
- If your song is in a given round, you must vote that round or you'll be eliminated. if your song isn't in that round (or you aren't in the contest at all), your vote will be counted as a public vote, which counts for half points.
- Send me your votes via Board or Discord DM: I can't guarantee I'll see it if you don't.
As an additional rule specific to this songtest that I may invoke if needed, any auditory jumpscares (sudden volume spikes) will be labeled with a warning on the song link.
Signups will run until this
Saturday, Jan 21st at 11:00 PM PST. You can also refer to the timer below:
Hardest Participants:
- Cicada
- Maraoone
- Zetsu
- Slam
- Fiori
- CardboardAirplane
- DerArknight
- MurderWeasel
- Laurels
- DMBoogie
- Dr Adjective
- Pancapples
- Yugikun
- LordofAwesome
- Dancakes
- Blizzard
- Ruggahissy
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:31 am
by Maraoone
YEAH
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:40 pm
by Zetsu
me, chomping down on the microphone: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:35 am
by Laurels
Got #ThatPower
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 7:05 am
by Cicada
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 4:16 pm
by Cicada
Hey folks. As an update, Slam has let me know that he'll be dropping out of the round due to RL issues and no longer having the time to spend. The song Slam submitted, DIR EN GRAY - OBSCURE, has been removed accordingly. For anyone who has already submitted their votes and includes his song in their point-receiving picks, I can shift your votes upwards accordingly, but I'll need updates from you guys to account for your newest 1.
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:19 am
by Cicada
- [+] 16th
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At 22 points, with one 10:
Dance (A$$) by Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj, submitted by Cicada
- [+] 15th
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At 38 points, with one 12:
Rejoice by Julien Baker, submitted by Maraoone
- [+] 14th
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At 40 points, with one 12 and one 8:
Plain Talk by Babyland, submitted by MurderWeasel
- [+] 13th
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At 47 points, with two 10s and one 8:
The Fallen by Hyper, submitted by Fiori
- [+] 12th
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At 50 points, with one 12 and one 10:
Give It Your All Sailor Fuku by Lil Jon vs Lucky Star, submitted by Yugikun
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:19 am
by Cicada
- [+] 11th
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At 57 points, with three 8s:
Freedom Dive ↓ by XI, submitted by DerArknight
- [+] 10th
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At 59 points, with one 12 and one 10:
Brain Power by NOMA, submitted by CardboardAirplane
- [+] 9th
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At 59 points, winning tiebreaker with two 12s and two 8s:
сегодня просто не мой день by botanichesky sad, submitted by dmboogie
- [+] 8th
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At 60 points, with one 12, one 10, and two 8s:
Dancing Queen by ABBA, submitted by pancapples
- [+] 7th
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At 63 points, with three 12s:
One Hundred Years by The Cure, submitted by Laurels
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:32 am
by Cicada
- [+] 6th
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At 64 points, with three 10s and one 8:
Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry, submitted by Rugga
- [+] 5th
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At 65 points, with two 12s and one 10:
The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace by The Amazing Devil, submitted by blizzardeyewonder
- [+] 4th
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At 71 points, with one 12 and one 8:
Children of Tomorrow by Zardonic ft. Coppa, submitted by Dr Adjective
- [+] 3rd
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At 72 points, with one 12, one 10, and two 8s:
Bangarang by Skrillex ft. Sirah, submitted by Dancakes
Re: #116: T.H.E Songtest
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:33 am
by Cicada
And, the 2nd hardest ever (T2HE) ...
- [+] 2nd
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At 74 points, with three 10s and two 8s:
No Mirror by birdeatsbaby, submitted by Zetsu
Meaning! T.H.E! belongs to!
- [+] 1st
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At 87 points, with two 12s, two 10s and one 8:
Power Glove by Knife Party, submitted by thelordofawesome
That concludes T.H.E songtest! The hardest ever spreadsheet can be found
here.