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the truthful and canonical adventures of ithacaconspiracies

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2024 8:46 pm
by Applesintime
Citizen 12 - Today at 11:23 AM
ok so here’s my plan
big sword
big, big fucking sword
like, empire state attached to a stick level of big
every single point into strength and endurance
heaviest armor I can get
poise through everything
ez

KenjYu - Today at 11:24 AM
weak

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:24 AM
fuck you
what’s weak about str 99

Punpsin - Today at 11:24 AM
it’s boring
what I’m gonna do is powerstance because they brought that back

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:25 AM
you’re boring
fuck your powerstance I’m gonna hit you with
wait for it
this one’s a real shocker

KenjYu - Today at 11:25 AM
i shoot you with magic from like ten feet away

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:25 AM
cuck
i hit you with a sword and take all your health

KenjYu - Today at 11:25 AM
i dodge it ez

! - Today at 11:26 AM
stop your fucking larping
why does nobody care about China trying to invade Alaska
fucking commie scum

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:30 AM
what are you talking about you schizoid
! - Today at 11:30 AM
check the forums
us navy fought china

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 11:31 AM
I presume two fishing boats got into an incident, based on lexik’s track record.

! - Today at 11:32 AM
check the goddamn news then

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:33 AM
yeah they’re talking about a skirmish near Alaska
someone on Twitter says they saw a couple Apaches take off from Lewis-McCord

KenjYu - Today at 11:33 AM
why would they need apaches for fighting the Chinese navy
like, they’d just get shot down right
why would they even try to invade Alaska

NorthernIre - Today at 11:34 AM
This documentary called Fallout 3 says it’s for oil!

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:34 AM
‘hello we’ve come to take your oil, resist and your social credit will drop by 1000000’ :chadanya:
no the weird thing is that they talk about rescuing people from an island
i haven’t heard shit about missing people

! - Today at 11:34 AM
clearly shipwrecked sailors
if they’re chicom scum they should be left there

Anesian - Today at 11:36 AM
My parents just got a call from the government

NorthernIre - Today at 11:37 AM
Get the bag

Anesian - Today at 11:37 AM
How do you ping people here

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 11:37 AM
NO

Anesian - Today at 11:37 AM
@everyone My brother was abducted by the Arthro Taskforce
OldManBrant - Today at 11:38 AM
:pinged:

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:38 AM
:pinged:

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 11:39 AM
:pinged:
Wait what

NorthernIre - Today at 11:39 AM
WHAT
NO FUCKING WAY

Anesian - Today at 11:40 AM
They didn’t die in the bus, they got sent to Alaska

! - Today at 11:40 AM
the chinese are working with the ATs
nuke Beijing

Anesian - Today at 11:41 AM
what

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:41 AM
ignore lexik he’s being especially retarded today

Anesian - Today at 11:42 AM
Anyway
The clashes they’re talking about are the government fighting ATs

joseph mother - Today at 11:42 AM
A rescue?

Anesian - Today at 11:42 AM
Apparently yeah
I don’t know how many though

OldManBrant - Today at 11:43 AM
Any number rescued from the ATs is good
Still remember STARs

Anesian - Today at 11:43 AM
Don’t tell anyone but it’ll be announced soon I think
By the president

! - Today at 11:43 AM
broke out of his senility for once

7th Simphony - Today at 11:44 AM
V8?

Anesian - Today at 11:44 AM
My dad’s calling other people about it, some of Alex’s friends’ parents

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:44 AM
hey is alex alright

Anesian - Today at 11:44 AM
Apparently Evie McKown survived
Uh

Punpsin - Today at 11:44 AM
¬¬@7th Simphony V8?
Yeah

Anesian - Today at 11:45 AM
I don’t think they rescued him
But maybe he’s hiding

7th Simphony - Today at 11:45 AM
Holy shit
Did you guys just kill the bloody ATs

Anesian - Today at 11:46 AM
I hope so
I don’t know much
Dad’s calling me I’ll keep you guys updated

DataDude - Today at 11:46 AM
:pinged:
oh wait
holy fuck
i just wojke up

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:46 AM
wh website just scheduled a speech for 9:30
or 12:30 for the east coast plebs
do you think they actually got them

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 11:47 AM
I hope Danya was compromised to a permanent end.

OldManBrant - Today at 11:47 AM
Image

Xenon (admin) - Today at 11:48 AM
[Xenon posts a meme showing US presidents since 2004 aligned vertically, with text next to them. ‘Aaron Bridges - “Protestant” - 3 years of allowing SOTF’ ‘Oscar McAllister - Sunni Muslim - 8 years of allowing SOTF’ ‘Jarod Canon - “Protestant” - 4 years of allowing SOTF` `Charles Kirby - CATHOLIC - Stopped SOTF in 1 YEAR’]

Citizen 12 - Today at 11:50 AM
maybe we needed papist influence to finish Danya off