Real Housewives of Mafia: Game Thread

[Fenris]

... yeah, actually. i was gonna say "we have another day in the phase we might as well wait to hear what other people have to say" but i'm not going to change my vote here unless something extremely unlikely happens. @ jimmy or blizz, feel free to wait to hammer if you want to wait for more stuff, but honestly if you want to hammer now i'm fairly confident. the role claim totally swung me from noncommittal to Yeah This Makes No Goddamn Sense.

VOTE: Ricky

[Brackie]

Votes:

MK Kilmarnock (3): Ruggahissy, dmboogie, Fenris

Not voted: MK Kilmarnock, jimmydalad, Blizzard



6 alive means 4 to lynch.

[MK Kilmarnock]

'For reasons y'all have elaborated on'

I have seen no concrete reasons why being the only damn claim that wasn't non-committal and actually sketchy-as-fuck vanilla townie, the safest claim you could possibly make, is somehow... sketchier than that.

We might as well call bullshit on Jimmy, then, for leading us on a wild goose chase because he's not a townie either.

[jimmydalad]

Let’s put ourselves out of our misery.

VOTE: RICKY

[jimmydalad]

Actually, UNVOTE I need a second to think.isnthat allowed, or too late?

[MK Kilmarnock]

And Fenris is jumping on this train pretending this shit's making sense, and THAT'S screaming scum, and Iktor's whole getting the ball rolling off of basically zero real evidence (she doesn't base any reason for why it's sketch, she just goes 'this is sketch and you should all feel it's sketch too, you guys') rubs me the wrong way. But as wrong as it rubs me, I'm rawer about the people actually following it-

Oh. Hammer.

[MK Kilmarnock]

I'll wait for the official mod ruling but I think the moment you voted for me, that was 4 and that ends the day phase. :/

[jimmydalad]

Shit, I didn’t think you were going to respond. This is awks :/

[jimmydalad]

God, I fucked up, didn’t I? Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[Brackie]

That's a lynch. Writing up the flip now.

[Brackie]

Coming up, on the Real Housewives of Mafia...

The ladies were enjoying a carefully planned get-together at an ambiguously gentrified mansion, when one of them had to ask the question.

"So who would you say is the biggest faker here?"

All the housewives looked around the room dramatically, as though prompted to once again by the production team, and then edited to make things more dramatic than they actually are, while a few of them took some very planned candid sips from their overpriced drinks. Eventually, a voice popped up.

"I think...Karen?"

A few of the wives gasped. Suddenly, the Grande Dame of Potomac got up from the table and threw down her napkin.

"How dare you accuse me of being fake! Ettiquete Rule #945 states that it's extremely impolite to-"

Suddenly, there was a loud banging at the front door.

"Ms Huger, open up! FBI, we have a warrant from the IRS!"

As though not hearing the banging at all, Karen continued ranting.

"And now for no reason whatsoever, I need to check something in the kitchen."

The next few minutes were a blur as Karen disappeared, the front door burst open swarming the place with FBI agents, and everyone could hear the sound of high heels fleeing into the distance via the backdoor. Production once again looked around, shrugged, and called the next scene.

--

FIRED:
MK KILMARNOCK - KAREN HUGER, MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER

Vote count:

Votes:
Skraal (4): Ruggahissy, dmboogie, Fenris, jimmydalad

No Vote: MK Kilmarnock, Blizzard

--

The night phase has now begun, and will resume at this time (or whenever everyone gets their night actions in):

[Brackie]

Previously, on the Real Housewives of Mafia...

"Say, Jackie, doesn't that person in that shop look like they have some negative demons surrounding them?"

"You know what, you're right! I need to go see if they're up for a consultation!"

*footage of Jackie trying to run through a restaurant entrance only to accidentally knock herself out on the glass doorway has been withheld as it may be distressing to some viewers. she wakes up while being loaded onto an ambulance stretcher*

"THE ANGELS TOLD ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN! They also told me I'd be getting more surgery this month!"

*a cackle follows, loud and long enough to haunt your dreams and follow you wherever you go. there is no escape*

This week, on the Real Housewives of Mafia...

FIRED:

JIMMYDALAD - JACKIE GILLIES, TOWN SEER aka COP

STILL IN THE CAST:

1. Ruggahissy
2. dmboogie
3. Fenris
4. Blizzard

Day 4 has begun and will run for 4 days.



4 alive means 3 to lynch.

[jimmydalad]

I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING



Gonna make up for my lack of posting Jackie gifs now



Good luck townies! Let's shine away the mafia and let them be taken by the angels! <3

[dmboogie]

f

massive townpoints to Rugga for voting Ricky even before his claim

By process of elimination that means fen is scum I guess, barring some fukken next-level gambits from rugga

[MK Kilmarnock]

Oh look a bah post.

For the record, I would have been just as inactive if I was town and everything I said regarding that was legitimate. I know it came of like looking for sympathy but I really AM working near-fucking-constantly and it leaves me with very little energy for the site, most of which is spent on staffside stuff and posting. So just putting that out there. I didn't realize how badly my schedule would kill me when signing up for this and I'll have to avoid playing in the future until I know I can handle it (can probably still run though).