the bizarre adventures of ithacaconspiracies

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#general

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garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 3:47 pm
hey

Citizen 12 – Today at 3:48 pm
“do we know that dodd is really dead” if I see this posted one more time I’m deleting my account
Hey

Xenon (admin) – Today at 3:50 pm
Citizen 12 found dead after dissing the Doddists
Gimme a second

Citizen 12 – Today at 3:51 pm
there’s like, five Doddists who keep popping up in random fucking threads

Xenon (admin) – Today at 3:51 pm
no they’re the same guy

Citizen 12 – Today at 3:52 pm
we’re not talking about Adam Dodd we’re talking about how China is behind SOTF or how it’s the fucking Democrats or whatever retarded fucking shits the autists of ithacaconspiracies.rs come up with today stop interjecting withbyour fucking tyheories that Adam Dodd got blood dponated to hik by God or something he bled on that boat
*bled out
lmao what the fuck

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 3:53 pm
seriously

Xenon (admin) – Today at 3:56 pm
Yeah it’s like, some random dude from Canada

Kajinathecactus – Today at 4:01 pm
dox

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 4:01 pm
it’s dodd himself

Xenon (admin) – Today at 4:02 pm
No I’m not a twitter user

Citizen 12 – Today at 4:02 pm
dox

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 4:03 pm
OK who’s more annoying the Doddists or the morality debaters before it got banned?

Xenon (admin) – Today at 4:03 pm
morality debaters

! – Today at 4:04 pm
moralbaters used to never fucking shut up
“is random white guy 34 justified in murdering white girl 4” yeah idc dude I care if it’s faked footage or not (it is)

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 4:04 pm
three constants
death
taxes
lexik telling you that SOTF is fake

! – Today at 4:05 pm
fuck you

standing here I realise your mom gay – Today at 4:06 pm
OK, but the Doddists have to be up there
Like, the dude’s probably dead, he either bled out on that boat or something idk
But he’s actually hiding in Indonesia or something
where did v3 take place again

Citizen 12 – Today at 4:07 pm
i think it was like, some vietnam era old us military base
so like
cambodia or southern vietnam or something idk

Kajina – Today at 4:07 pm
Yeha he’d probably stand out
So he’s dead

Xenon (admin) – Today at 4:07 pm
rest in piece brave soldier
may you and jack o’connor reunite happily in heaven

coldwater – Today at 4:49 pm
man do you guys ever stop complaining about doddists?
there’s like one of them and yet you act like half the forum is whatever the fuck a doddist is

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 5:02 pm
no

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#theories-and-shit

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Citizen 12 – Today at 11:38 am
you guys think they’ll do one this year?
the ATs

Xenon (admin) – Today at 11:39 am
Nah
I think if they were gonna nab someone they’d have done it by now

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 11:40 am
Yeah they have a pattern
Look at the dates
V1 started on June 19th, same for V2, V3 was May 21st and V4 was May 27th, then V5 goes back to June 14th, then V6 jumps back to May 6th and finally V7 was the 10th of June
it’s all either May or June, and those went by

Citizen 12 – Today at 11:43 am
ok but covid
weren’t a bunch of schools still shut|
and like
everything got delayed with covid who’s to say they’re not gonna delay it another year

! – Today at 11:44 am
they’ve been doing it with like, a three year gap consistently though

Xenon (admin) – Today at 11:44 am
covid knocked everything back a year

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 11:44 am
maybe tracen got covid and died

! – Today at 11:55 am
(! sends an image of a sunny desert, with a poorly drawn depiction of Dorian Pello fading in the sky, and COVID-19 below him. Text in Comic Sans reads “You watch the skies, I’ll watch the hood”)

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garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 11:55 am
hey

Citizen 12 – Today at 11:56 am
cope
who would take over if tracen did die actually

garrus vakarian is armenian – Today at 11:57 am
idk
Any of you guys up for Siege

Citizen 12 – Today at 11:57 am
Sure

Xenon (admin) – Today at 11:57 am
hell yeah

! – Today at 11:58 am
if any of you take ela I’m going to shoot you

It had been like two years, and yet he still got a little mad when someone made fun of COVID. It was like, kind of annoying especially since most of the people who brought it up were banned now. But his grandfather had been a good person and Alex wished he could have met him.

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#general

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Citizen 12 - Today at 12:32 am
so why is Garrus Vakarian Armenian anyway

garrus vakarian is armenian - Today at 12:32 am
his surname ends with -ian

Citizen 12 - Today at 12:32 am
does this mean the Reapers are Turkish

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#theories-and-shit

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Citizen 12 - Today at 3:44 PM
so
do you guys ever wonder where the fuck they got a Jackhammer from
like

OldManBrant - Today at 3:45 PM
They just built one themselves I reckon
Either that or they got someone who built the originals to make a copy

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:45 PM
why not just use a normal fucking shotgun
i can go to my local gunstore and buy like
a reminton or a mossberg or a shitty Turkish shotgun that probably breaks if you look at it
why a fucking Jackhammer

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 3:45 PM
Brant, that just gives another trail for the feds to follow if they did get someone to make it.
The people who make the collars probably machined it up. Maybe it's like, a frame over a normal shotgun.

OldManBrant - Today at 3:47 PM
Nope
Couldn't just make a frame and put a shotgun inside it at least I don't think so
Maybe if you gotta Six12 or something but then why go to the effort to make it look like a Pancor

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:47 PM
maybe Danyas just a nerd for guns or some shit

Anesian - Today at 3:49 PM
where do you guys think Danya gets guns from
it's a mix of obscure stuff and more common weaponry
you have an M4 and then you have that single shot rifle from V7

OldManBrant - Today at 3:49 PM
Probably bought the carbine from a country that uses it
Some corrupt shithole where a private is willing to lose his weapon for a couple hundred bucks
As for the Stutzen maybe it got stolen from some rich dude and the serial got filled off and traded until it made its way to Danya
Man has a taste for esoteric guns I'll give him that

Anesian - Today at 3:55 PM
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group the Arthro Taskforce. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them".

coldwater - Today at 4:02 PM
do you guys think Danya is a cloest furry?
arthro and anthro and all that

Anesian - Today at 4:02 PM
you can probably find a furry Danya somewhere on deviantart

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#general

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Anesian - Today at 3:53 PM
hey guys
guess who's going on a skiing trip with school

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:53 PM
you fucking idiot

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 3:53 PM
Bruh.

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:53 PM
what have you LEARNED

coldwater - Today at 3:54 PM
lmao
smartest ithacaconspiracies user

Anesian - Today at 3:54 PM
look it's like, december

! - Today at 3:54 PM
i can't believe Anesian was a glowie

Anesian - Today at 3:54 PM
they only take people in like, summer

joseph mother (based admin) Today at 3:54 PM
It was nice knowing you, Anesian.

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:55 PM
you're gonna DIE
and we're gonna mae retarded memes of you DYING
and your DEATH WILl be PAINFUL

The Weathervan - Today at 3:55 PM
wait anesian

Anesian - Today at 3:56 PM
yeah

The Weathervan - Today at 3:56 PM
do you even know how to ski

Anesian - Today at 3:56 PM
uh
probably can't be hard

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:56 PM
THEN WHY GO
STAY IN FUCKING
BOSTON OR WHATEVER
MAKE MEMES OF YOUR CLASSMATES DYING
BE REDPILLED

Anesian - Today at 3:57 PM
take your meds
i mean like

MidWestTheBest - Today at 3:57 PM
Hey Anesian
If you do get caught, what are you gonna do

Anesian - Today at 3:57 PM
we're not gonna get abducted
shut up and let me speak

Citizen 12 - Today at 3:58 PM


Anesian - Today at 3:58 PM
ok but like
remember what I said about them only taking people from like May-July
no reason that they would deviate from that

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 3:58 PM
Do you remember a little thing called Covid-19?

! - Today at 3:58 PM
who could forget the fucking chicom bio weapon

Anesian - Today at 3:59 PM
lexik shut up with your conspiracy stuff go back to thegreatawakening or something
anyway uh
┌────@MidWestTheBest If you do get caught, what are you gonna do
Anesian - Today at 4:00 PM
idk man
depends what I get

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:01 PM
'i'm gonna go on the school trip and if I get abducted I might kill everyone'
where are you even going anyway

Anesian - Today at 4:01 PM
this place in New York

Citizen 12 - Today at 4:01 PM
well have fun skiing
or killing people

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Anesian - Today at 7:29 AM
heading out today
on the trip

Citizen 12 - Today at 7:34 AM
it's not too late to break your fucking leg Anesian

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 7:35 AM
Please come down from the roof of the high building, Anesian
There are so many things to live for.

Anesian - Today at 7:38 AM
you guys are drama queens

OldManBrant - Today at 7:45 AM
Have fun, my dude

Citizen 12 - Today at 7:47 AM
getting kidnapped by Danya isn't fucking fun dude

Anesian - Today at 7:49 AM
there's like 15k high schools in the USA
my high school is like
statistically irrelevant

coldwater - Today at 7:52 AM
what is your high school
so we can meme about it when it gets on the news

Anesian - Today at 7:53 AM
john endecott memorial
or endicott or something

Citizen 12 - Today at 7:55 AM
doxxed

joseph mother (based admin) - Today at 7:57 AM
lmao