V8 Fourth Announcement
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 7:49 pm
Saturday, December 11, 2021: Undisclosed Location, 9 AM
"Good morning kids and welcome to the weekend!"
Tracen gave a brief drumroll on the desk before continuing.
"If you've made it this far congratulations, but I must also inform you that there are no rest days in Survival of the Fittest, so get back out there and get some kills.
And on the subject of kills, we begin today with the tragic tale of Melanie Miles who was caught between a rock and a hard place and gunned down by Meena Lalita Kumar as a result.
Next up, Henry David Dearborn met the tip of the spear, Alex Avanesian, and also met the tip of his literal spear, which as you can imagine didn't end well for him.
After that, Mariya White encountered Joshua James and despite putting up a stiff defense, she was eventually shot to death.
For our next kill, it appears that some of you decided to look to Home Alone for inspiration as Colm Forsyth pushed a wardrobe down a set of stairs and onto Angelo Lee's head. Sadly this isn't a movie and that kills people, come on Colm."
Tracen paused briefly to take a sip of coffee and reread his notes to ensure he had everything down correctly for the coming deaths.
"After that brief detour into cartoon buffoonery, we get back to the regularly scheduled violence as Ashlee Donovan was shot by Karin Han.
Following that John Davis was stabbed in the gut by Juanita Reid in a classic case of romantic betrayal. It happens every time, and it's always a sad day for true love."
Tracen took a pause as he shook his head somberly, playing up the perceived sadness of the moment to a disingenuous degree.
"Anyway! Abhishek Panicker and Daenerys Todd exchanged blows, and he did manage to panic her, so poor Abhishek came out on the worse end of it. But I'm sure our comrade will appreciate that he died so that someone else will qualify to leave...wait...what's that? She already had a kill? Oh well.
Moving on, I'm sad to report to you all that one of our first killers Janice Cresner met her end as Lillian Larsen garotted her with a whip sword, which certainly sounds cool, so at least Janice has that.
Quentin Skinner and Jack Kilgore played a game of hide the gun not long after that and surprise! Jack had it and he kill...gored Quentin? Hmm. Okay look I'll level with you, we were really hoping Quentin got skinned somehow, we had loads of material for that.
But enough about us, another killer met their demise as Alex Avanesian tried to ambush Katelyn Graves but got ambushed himself."
Tracen let out a loud dramatic sigh.
"Real tactical blunder there, if I'm honest.
And finally, Meena Lalita Kumar slit their own wrists in front of some others, which seems inconsiderate to their feelings if you ask me."
Tracen tidied his papers and pushed them to one side.
"Now onto everyone's favorite part of the morning, finding out what places you're banned from going. Today if you go to The Foreman's Office your head will be off your shoulders.
"Unless of course you are our Best Kill Award winner Lillian Larsen! Congratulation! Your prize of a beautiful weapon and a traditional yankee pot roast with mint tea and 3 Dunkin' Donut donuts is waiting for you on the foreman's desk.
"And that's the end of today's update, try to remember that the whole world will be watching, so let's give them a good show. I'll speak with you again tomorrow."
DAY FIVE: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2021
Weather: The temperature has dropped a little and some ominous-looking clouds have arrived over the island. The high is around 32 degrees F, 0 degrees C in the morning with a low of 23 F, -5 degrees C, in the evening once the sun has gone down. The sun rises at 9:09 AM, and sets at 3:18 PM. The winds from the east coast have returned and at their peak in the morning hit 12mph before rapidly dropping off through the rest of the day. The moon is still in the first quarter. There is a semidiurnal tide with two highs one at 3:42am and the other at 2:45pm the two lows are at 9:37am and 10:28pm.
Also please find below your roll set for this announcement:
Summary:
1. Bethany Lyon (Dr Adjective)
2. Rebekah Hayes (Gundham)
3. Ren Vu (Zetsu)
4. Jacob Winters (almostinhuman) - Corbin Azinger (almostinhuman, Swap Card used)
5. Perante Losoa (CardboardAirplane) - Jack Kilgore (CardboardAirplane, Swap Card used)
6. Cassie Chao (Fiori)
Finally congratulations go out to Blizzeyedwonder for winning the Best Death Award! Your quote nomination thread will be up shortly!
Please remember have THREE days (72 hours) from now to play hero or swap cards to save a rolled character. Characters slotted to die at the end of that 72 hour period have an additional NINE days to die before they and their killer become ineligible for the Best Kill and Best Death Awards for this rolls cycle.
Any characters who have not died by the BKA/BDA deadline of the next rolls cycle will be taken over by SOTF_Help in order to complete their deaths.
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