*bursts out of the microwave, lightly charred*

Hello, I'm Gundham. This a very strange role reversal from four years ago. Briar is looking fantastic so far, though I would recommend some small grammar tweaks. Thus, he is Not Approved Yet but this should be fairly easily resolved. If there are any ...

Zara let out a small tinkling laugh. "Nah, I'm not an expert. I was one of those weird kids who always got on well with adults. I think most of my friends only liked me because I was good at keeping them from getting grounded."

She nodded along to his explanation. "Hawaii sounds lovely." Zara had ...

*Bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man*

Oh yeah! It's profile time!

I'm Gundham, your friendly neighborhood staffer. I'll be handling Anja today. She is Not Approved Yet , mostly because there are a few small details that I'd like a bit more background on, but overall this was written ...

"No problem," she said, with a campaign-poster smile. "I come from a big extended family, and all the adults are strict and fussy. I've got a lot of practice at de-escalating conflicts. Pro-tip? Do something thoughtful for her when you get home. Not super over the top, but help wash the dishes after ...

Zara took a quick look at the picture. Three boys, strong familial resemblance. Not guaranteed that they were siblings - Zara herself often got mistaken for her cousin Ormul's sister - but either way it was good enough to paint a mental picture. She envisioned Lopaka's mother as a somewhat harried ...

Zara took the phone. He hadn't bothered unlocking it before giving it to her, which meant he was either naive enough not to have one, or dense enough not to think of it.

She pushed the side button to activate the screen and find out which it was.

"Oh, and... what's your name, again?"

A good ...

Zara did agree with him about cheerleading, at least a bit. It was definitely a sport in its own right, especially on the competitive circuit. In fact, it was actually the most dangerous sport for girls, with the a higher rate of concussive injuries than anything except boys' football and boys ...

You are correct. APPROVED!

Hello, I'm Gundham, friendly neighborhood staffer. My job is to read the profile and evaluate how well your character will fit into things here.

Maximillian is Not Approved Yet [/color], as there are, unfortunately, a few issues that will need to be addressed. And, I'm going to be honest with you ...

It was amazing how much you could pick up from cadence and tone alone. While Zara really only vaguely registered the prominent words like "AWESOME," "BEAST," "sick," "Red Rock," and "famous forever," the way he said the things he said bridged all the gaps seamlessly and gave her the basic gist: he ...

*erupts from your kitchen sink in a spray of water*

It's me, Gundham. Sorry about the mess. You can bill sotf_help for the cleanup.

You know the drill: Not Approved Yet , pending some spit and polish, feel free to reach out via the usual channels if anything seems confusing.

She wears his/her ...

Best of luck finding where the hatch comes out. Beware, they're very stodgy there.

Anyway, you're APPROVED, have a good time!

The hatch leads here: 51.7541° N, 1.2540° W

It's a location I am banned from because I put up to many fake posters on the bulletin boards. But enough about me, let's take a look here.

However, as he grew older, Ina felt that his sisters were slowly overtaking in the family cluster, being praised ...

"It kinda depends on the day," Zara said, with genuine enthusiasm. "Sometimes it's just printing things, or taking notes in meetings. We do a lot of things with various community partners, so there's a lot of scheduling and coordinating that goes into that. It's not everybody's cup of tea ...

Oh. Ew. Zara started to curl her lip in distaste, but caught it in time to keep it from showing. No wonder she hadn't really noticed this guy. She knew mister Mañana, oh yes. Mostly by reputation - needless to say, he had not been on the flirt list. Everybody knew what he'd done to Mona Marraquin ...