SOTF Songtest #43: Fresh Meat

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SOTF's own Eurovision-style song contest. Submit songs that fit the theme and get mercilessly judged on your taste in music here.
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SOTF Songtest #43: Fresh Meat

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Hello everybody! It's Laurels!

Fenris may have won the last songtest, but they have graciously stepped down in order to allow me to host this next iteration. This is a role I am most pleased to accept, so let's get to it.

First, the normal rules:
[+] As a reminder
- submit your song via PM or discord, whichever's easier for you

- songs will be randomly divided into 2 or 3 semifinals depending on turnout. if you're going to be away at some point in the next couple of weeks, let me know and I can try to put your song in a round when you'll be here.

- listen to every song and give points to your top 10 favorites: 12 to your favorite, 10 to your second, 8 to your third, 7 to your fourth, and so on down to 1 point for your tenth favorite.

- if your song is in a given round, you must vote that round or you'll be eliminated. if your song isn't in that round (or you aren't in the contest at all), your vote will be counted as a public vote, which counts for half points.

- the top [x] songs will move on to the final. that number depends on the number of contestants.

- repeat the process for the finals and we get a winner.

- winner gets to hold the next contest, or they can pass the job along to 2nd place if they don't want to. 2nd place can pass down to third, etc, until someone wants to host.

general song rules:
- no eurovision songs
- no reality show/competition covers
- no songs already submitted in a songtest
- there is no penalty for length in this contest. however, if a song goes over 7 minutes, listeners aren't obligated to listen to more than the first 7 minutes of the song. so choose a long song at your own risk!

each semifinal and the final will last for three days. some rules about activity/extensions:
- if you know at the start of your semifinal that you wont be available to vote for those three days, let me know asap and I can move you to another semi, if we aren't on the final one already.
- I'll be posting every 24 hours in this topic as a reminder, as well as pinging everyone who hasn't voted on discord 24 hours before the round ends.
- extensions will only be granted in extenuating circumstances. forgetting to vote until an hour before deadline is not an extenuating circumstance.
Now, for the theme of this contest. In case you haven't noticed, this is the 43rd SOTF Song Contest. We've been doing these contests since October 2017, so I think we're due for a bit of a soft reboot.

Members of SOTF, I am pleased to give you:

THE FRESH MEAT TEST
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For this contest, you are free to submit songs of any genre, style, era, etc. However, there is one major catch for this contest:

At no point has the artist/singer/band of the song you are submitting appeared in a past contest.


Sorry folks. No Bowie, no Lorde, no Beatles, NADA. For this contest, your submission must come from a musical act that has never before appeared in any contest in any way, shape, or form. This is your chance to give exposure to your favorite acts that you've never found a theme to use. This is to introduce the listener to something new. This is for foreign acts, obscure acts, acts from genres you do not see represented in these contests. Really think about who you've never seen in one of these contests and consider sending them in.

Some additional clarification on the submissions:
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- What counts as a "previously submitted" act is simple: any artist/act that has had at least one song submitted in the past is forbidden from entry.

- If a song is a musician and a featured artist, featured artists count as previously submitted. This means if a past submission was something like "Aesop Rock feat. John Darnielle", then neither Aesop Rock nor John Darnielle can be submitted. It doesn't matter if there has been no John Darnielle song submitted before, their work is forbidden because they are tied to the Aesop Rock submission from the past.

- Band submissions count for all members of the band at the time the song previously submitted was released. If any act went solo after, then the solo act's songs are forbidden from submission. For example, because The Beatles has been submitted in the past, you can't submit any of John, Paul, George, or Ringo's solo work, even if none of their solo work has been submitted in the past. However, if only a solo act previously associated with a band has been submitted but not the band itself, then the band can be submitted because the band and the solo act would be considered different acts. Ex. If a Phil Collins song appeared in the past, but not a song by Genesis, then Genesis can be submitted. At the same time, if a band has rotating members, then songs are excluded as long as the previously submitted songs were released with the same band name. Ex. Fleetwood Mac has had numerous members, so any song released by "Fleetwood Mac" or its individual members would be forbidden.

- In the case where a song came from a soundtrack or compilation album, I am going to be a bit more lenient. If a song was previously submitted by the name of the soundtrack or musical, I will be looking at the artists. This means that individual composers for soundtracks can be excluded, but any insert songs by other artists would count (ex. For a fictional SOTF video game soundtrack, if an instrumental by composer Alexia Morgan was submitted, any Alexia Morgan songs would be excluded, including her work on other soundtracks. If the SOTF soundtrack featured a song by guest artist Bubba Dover, then as long as no other Bubba Dover songs were submitted, then Bubba Dover can be submitted for this contest, including his song from the SOTF soundtrack). This also works in vice versa, where Bubba Dover songs previously submitted would exclude anything from soundtracks, but if no Alexia Morgan instrumentals have been submitted, then Alexia Morgan songs can be submitted. Otherwise, I won't forbid entries solely based on soundtracks and compilations by themselves (ex. If a past entry was listed by the title of the work it came off, then that doesn't negate the entire soundtrack/compilation as long as the other rules are met i.e. "Dark Souls OST" may be submitted as long as the previous submission was not either 1. an instrumental piece by a composer or 2. an insert song listed on the track by a different artist. If the song doesn't fulfill either of those requirements, then anything else from "Dark Souls OST" can be submitted).

- If an artist appeared in a previously submitted song as an uncredited artist, I will not forbid them because they are not listed in the final track listing. Plus, that would also be a headache to look for any uncredited vocals or to exclude people for being backup artists.

- I am basing this off the artist/band/act that performs the song and is listed with the track. I am not looking deeper into production or anything beyond that as that would be too much of a headache. For the most part, I'll just be looking at album listings on websites for verification.

- If we happen to get multiple submissions this contest from the same artist who has never previously appeared, that will be permitted (ex. If there are two songs by the Peyote Coyote submitted this contest and no Peyote Coyote songs have appeared before, both songs will be approved). It's unlikely, but it's something I won't be too hard on.

- I will double check all submissions and give approval before I consider them officially submitted for a contest. If you think your submission may fall into conflict with any of the above rules, you are free to debate its availability for submission, although the final decision will be mine.

- I will amend any of the above conditions if there is too much confusion or if some of the rules make it difficult to submit anything.
You can review the songtest master list for review, as well as the songtest threads that may not be on the sheet to be sure. The additional conditions may make this seem difficult, but these are mostly to preemptively address any confusion with the theme. Like I said above, this contest is more about genres, acts, styles you haven't seen before and want to see represented. I think it's easy to work with these conditions, but please PM me if you have any questions or concerns.

Sign ups will go for 2 days, and then the first round will go up. You may Board PM me your submission or send it over Discord.

With that out of the way, let's get cooking.

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1. Laurels!
2. LOA
3. Rugga
4. Pippi
5. Blizzard
6. Boogie
7. Yugi
8. Ohm
9. MK
10. Polybius
11. Jilly
12. Spindarene
13. Plush
14. Fenris
15. MurderWeasel
16. Buko
17. Pancapples
18. Jace
19. Shiola
20. Cactus
21. Methodical Slacker
22. RC
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I AM HERE
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I'll be joining in, if you please
she/her/he/him
[+] V8 - CURRENT

Meena Lalita Kumar
the dreaded SI
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Crying in the (music) club
>Homecoming Start: Dying Clean And Pretty
-->Homecoming Status: It's worse fresh (ish) off a breakup
>Game Start: It's Lights Out, And Away They Go!
-->Game Status (FINAL): The future sucks.

Tenshi Marie Anastasie Fukushima-Yves
#1 princess and voca-tuber in the whole wide world
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Trying and failing to share manga
>Homecoming Start: N/A
-->Homecoming Status: N/A
>Game Start: spawn more overlords!
-->Game Status (FINAL): A star has fallen.

Iliya "Liya" Polaris - DEAD
rebelling against a traditional Wiccan upbringing
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Some things are more important than a party
>Homecoming Start: Guys and Dolls
-->Homecoming Status: don't tell anyone this but she was actually one of the raccoons
>Game Start: A Question of Faith
-->Game Status (FINAL): The spirit was weak.

Daniel Ozanne
poker twink
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Uncomfortable questions
>Homecoming Start: N/A
-->Homecoming Status: N/A
>Game Start: nooooo don't get kidnapped by the AT your too sexy aha
-->Game Status: breaking down but trying to help
[+] V7
[+] Meilin
Meilin Zhou (Wiki) - DEAD

>Pregame Start: life observes itself
-->Pregame Status: Waltzed out a party with her crush
>Prom Start: Fancy Meeting You Here
-->Prom Status: Taking a dance, taking on the world
>Trip Start: The Best of You
-->Trip Status: Running away from an eyeful of NSFW
>Game Start: Rise Great Undead Lord Dread
-->Game Status (FINAL): Stop hitting yourself

Aesthetics
"No sun to rise would be okay with me... Everyday, every day is okay"
[+] Camilla
Camilla Bell (Wiki) - DEAD

>Pregame Start: Who's Turn Was It, Anyway?
-->Pregame Status: Had more than her fair share of revelry
>Prom Start: Early in the Morning
-->Prom Status: Ditching the drama for blues
>Trip Start: When I'm Gone
-->Trip Status: Preemptively homesick
>Game Start: Bloom Nobly, in a Transient Life
-->Game Status (FINAL): Loved to death.

Aesthetics
"A voice in her head, a voice in her head, screaming all the words that were left unsaid"
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In!
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Fiiiine
V8 Characters:
Hades Thompson: Scary on the outside, dying on the inside
Ruth Flanagan: Never talk to me or my brother or my brother or my brother or my brother ever again
Vladimir Tepes: Not a vampire, so invite him in
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[+] The Present
Image Image Image

B???: Valentin Shulgin — "..." — 0%
PREGAME — Past: | SM: | Present:
THEME:

G???: Yong Yi "Penny" Yu — "..." — 0%
PREGAME — Past: | SM: | Present:
THEME: Rina Sawayama — Comme Des Garçons (Like the Boys)

G???: Clover Wilkinson-Crowheart — "..." — 0%
PREGAME — Past: N/A | SM: N/A | Present:
THEME: The Killers — Spaceman
[+] The Past
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B003: Jeremy Frasier — "Yeah. No regrets." — 57%
Kills: 2 | Equipped with: Scoped Raging Bull, $1000, Wooden Baseball Bat, Eyepatch, Pancor Jackhammer
PREGAME — Past: ☆ ☆ ☆ | Present: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ | Sadie Hawkins: ☆ ☆
V6: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
THEME: OneRepublic — Love Runs Out

B013: Alvaro Vacanti — "Thank... you..." — 41%
Kills: 3 | Equipped with: MAC-10
PREGAME — Past: ❇ ❇ ❇ | Present: ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ | Sadie Hawkins: ❇ ❇
V6: ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇
THEME: The Megas — The Haystack Principle

G030: Jasmine King — "I win." — 11%
Kills: 0 | Equipped with: Brass Knuckles
PREGAME — Past: | Present: ☻ ☻ ☻ | Sadie Hawkins: ☻
V6: ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻
THEME: Luck Ganriki — golden sneer
[+] The Future
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Nicholas "Nick Andretti" Andretti — The Mercenary — "Have a problem? I can help you. For a price."
Teddy "Theodore" Berenson — The Crusader — "Be excellent to each other."
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In!
[+] SotF Characters
[+] V5 Characters
ImageG056, Alda Abbate(Adopted)
It was difficult to nail down exactly when the anger started. Remembering a time when it wasn't there, coiled up and waiting to strike or alive and thrashing, was growing more and more challenging. It'd been with her for so long that it no longer felt like an intruder in her mind. It felt like a part of her.
ImageB062, Garrett Wilde
I multiplied. Then I subtracted. That's what we do now. That's how we keep the most people around.
ImageB014, Joachim Lovelace(Adopted)
Your turn.
[+] V6 Characters

ImageG037, Abby Floyd:This place was vile. Overwhelmingly, terribly vile. Character Theme: Everything's Alright-Emily Scholz
ImageB016, Ty Yazzie: You ever wonder if you still got a home to go back to? Character Theme: Warrior People-Medicine For The People
ImageIsaac Brea(Adopted from Espi): Isaac's well of fucks was bone-dry. Character Theme: The Whiskey, The Liar, The Thief-Patent Pending
ImageG011, Caedyn Miller:So...how did you wanna do this? Feeling an open casket? Or is that dumb? Nah, don't say it, that's dumb. We'll be soup by the time they send us home anyway. Character Theme: Sleep-My Chemical Romance
ImageG032, Irene Djezari(Adopted from CicadaDays): Death was not worse than Meme Hell. Character Theme: A Beautiful Lie-30 Seconds To Mars
[+] V7 Characters
ImageB066, Blaise d'Aramitz: I am not fucking dabbing on a corpse, Carl. Character Theme: The Nurse Who Loved Me-A Perfect Circle
ImageG032, Helena 'Hel" Fury: I hope my family’s waiting. The one I made out here. I hope you’ll be a part of it again. Character Theme: Fix Me-10 YearsImage
ImageB073, Jeremiah Anderson: "GO--GO--GO." Character theme: The Big Sleep-Murder By Death
ImageG066, Marco Hart: I'm not satisfied anymore. I don't think I'd want to be if I could. Character theme: Maurice's Monsters-Small Leaks Sink Ships
ImageG080, Nikki Nelson-Kelly: The fools. The morons. The aBsOlUtE cReTiNs. Character Theme: Movement-The Whip
ImageG062, Tonya Collins: The girl, the person, the thing, the shape on the screen, that wasn't her. Character Theme: Get Down-Isador
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y
"Well, Fenris, the King of Gossip. We meet again."
[+] v7
the dead:
Image[B040] Dante Valerio - Fell asleep too early.
[V7] [x] [x] [x]
[Pregame] Then: None Now: [Start] Prom: [Start] Trip: [Start]
Image[G014] Apollonia "Nia" Karahalios - T-R-I-E-D.
[V7] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
[Pregame] Then: [Start] Now: [Start] Prom: None Trip: [Start]
Image[B004] Axel Fontaine - Lost his place.
[V7] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
[Pregame] Then: [Start] Now: [Start] Prom: [Start] Trip: [Start]
Image[G041] Ivy Langley - Together forever.
[V7] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
[Pregame] Then: [Start] Now: [Start] Prom: [Start] Trip: [Start]

the living:
ImageArtem Fyodorov - Desperate.
[Meanwhile] [x] [x] [x]
[Pregame] Then: [Start] Now: [Start] Prom: [Start]
ImageZen Alicea Feliciano - On vacation!
[Meanwhile] [x]
[Pregame] Then: [Start] Now: [Start] Prom: [Start]
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I'm in!
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I bid you all dark greetings!
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In in in
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I do like fresh raw uncooked meat
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a challenge!
[+] The Island
V4: G069 - Clio Gabriella: Hold me closer, tiny dancer; count the headlights on the highway to hell.
V4: G083 - Paige Strand: Feelings don't try to hurt you, even the painful ones. You're responsible for all of the damn consequences.
V4: B118 - Jacob Charles: Every grieving heart has screamed at one time or another 'why can't you just let me die?'
V4: G114 - Aston Bennett: A woman who desires revenge must dig three graves.
V4: B108 - Ma'afu Tuigamala: Most men would rather forget a hard truth than face it.
V5: G015 - Janie Sinneave: Every human being must find her own way to cope with the impossible, and the only job of a true friend is to facilitate whatever method she doesn't choose.
V6: B018 - Maxim Kehlenbrink: Too much self-centered attitude brings isolation. Result: loneliness, fear, anger, and a hammer to the skull.
V7: G044 - Mikki Swift: It takes 18 years to build a reputation and a minute to ruin it.
V7: G070 - Jessica Rennes: Despair is our chance to wrestle with water and fall through.
V7: G075 - Aditi Sharma: She can still scream that rebel yell, just as loud as it was in 2005.
[+] Home
V4: B042 - Brendan Wallace: History has a way of repeating itself for years to come.
Meanwhile...
v5 - Penny Huang: Good girls can make bad decisions.
v5 - Jasper Rourke: Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "what could have been".
v7 - Gaelan Meloy: And nothing matters.
v7 - Jordan Brankovich: Rethinking it all.
v7 - Kayden Brockman: Not done yet.
v7 - Ji-hyun Christensen: Just getting started.
[+] Remind Me Tomorrow
Destiny Martinez will live fast and die faster.
Aidan Winston is going to let you know you're not solving anything.
Lara Rodriguez thinks you should keep your opinion on her to yourself.
Peyton Hoffman isn't fond of the PC Police ruining everything.
Lindsey Sewall wants to make sure you drank water today you stupid bitch.
Luke Travers needs to have a code.
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