TORCHES TOGETHER

[dmboogie]

okay I haven't changed anything in a long-ass time but I had to refer to something I wrote here, and I had to go back to tapahell to do that. never again.

gimme a shout if you wanna do anything with any of these dudes, im not picky

unlike v6 im not going to ditch half these guys before profiles even open up, i swear. i mean i guess that's physically impossible for me to do now anyway

Abraham "Abe" Watanabe: Write the words "APATHY IS DEATH" like a hundred times on a whiteboard and you get the picture probably. Likes media best when he can make fun of it, especially horror and sci-fi. Writes flash fiction, but only ironically. (He puts a lot of effort into this ironic fiction.) Other than that, he only works hard enough to avoid treading water around the bare minimum so people don't get on his case about half-assing things. Works as a barista at the cafe his dad opened up as a new addition to his family-owned grocery store. Socially, he doesn't go out of his way to be a dick to people or anything, but he's bad with emotions and the expression thereof; and he likes saying weird shit with a straight face just to get a rise out of people. He's bisexual.

Looking for:
-Fellow slacker friends (stoners also welcome)
-ex or current datefriends
-writer buddies (if they can tolerate his "nah man im not really trying, it's ironic, im not owned im not owned" routine)
-people to go 'bro you're kind of a shithead'
-anything else you want, im open for anything man

[+] oh hey what the fucks up my friendo

Forrest Quin: (Girlfriend): "Alright, so, if you put 'cool and good' or maybe 'cool and cute' in the dictionary, which it wouldn't be because that's a phrase and not a word, her picture would be in there, because I put it there to illustrate a point? It's a bad dictionary but it's not wrong about her. Because she's pretty rad."

Myles Roux: (Ex Fling, Current Friend): "We've kissed at least one (1) time. Probably wasn't ever gonna last much longer than that but I still like the dude. Like, in a 'friend' way, not a 'smooching on' way."

Axel Fontaine: (Ex Fling): "Okay yeah he's a total guitar party douche, but he's a cute party guitar douche. We hooked up at one point but he's just been kinda distant ever since? Legit hoping that I didn't fuck up somehow - like, I'm no stranger to fucking up, and when I fuck up I am usually totes aware of it the entire time I am fucking up, but I dunno."

Demetri Futscher: (Childhood Friend) "We've been bros for a long-ass time, y'know? He's cool. Like yeah, he says some stupid shit but I don't think he really means it all the time, right? He's cool. He's my bro. Yeah."

Artem Fyodorov: (Friend) "lmao. Yes, el-em-ay-oh. Like I don't wanna be a dick to the guy but he's such an easy target, man. But like, seriously, he's cool. Maybe not "cool" but like if you're willing to smoke weed and watch spooky shit with me you're a good person, imo. eye-em-oh."

Hel Fury (Friend): "Suffer not a sbucks trash factory to continue peddling drinks that I am contractually obliged to dunk into the dumpster. Maybe one day we'll get high enough that she'll like, get in touch with the universe and realize the inherent truth that chain coffee rots your soul and also your teeth, unlike regular coffee which is probably just bad for your teeth. It can't be good for your teeth, right? Like, it stains it-"

Lucas Diaz: (Friend) "Guy needs to breathe and maybe just like, relax and write some stupid shit. He's cool though."

Adele Jones: (Friend) "She writes and she parties, and that's pretty alright by me. Dunno what her problem with the sinful green 420 drug is, but more for me, right?"

Cammy Walker-Grimsley (Friend) "I am personally offended and will never forgive anyone on this fuck Earth who does not appreciate my nuanced and brilliant sense of humor, forever. Unless they smoke weed with me. Then we're cool. And we're probably cool in a lot of other cases too, but y'know."

Felix Rees (Friend): "World's a stage or some shit, no reason not to make it a comedy, right? This guy gets it. This guy gets me."

Alton Gerow (Friend): "Chill dude. I was gonna say more but like, sometimes a guy's just chill and cool to be around. Don't need to fuck a thesaurus, right?"

Phillip Olivares (Acquaintance): "What can I say? Dude owns it. I might not be down with the clown for keeps but I don't mind taking the bus to clown town every once in a while, and maybe even taking a class or two at clown school, the school for clowns. Something something miracles."

Aliya Nemati (Acquaintance): "Eh. She's fine. Has a stick up her ass about Demetri but s'not my problem."

Juliette Sargent (lmao): "Just... come on, man. You really think anyone actually gives a shit about class prez?"

Dane Lennox (lmao): "Look, I don't wanna be "the weed guy", alright? My shitty and bad personality has layers to it that do not involve getting high. I'm just SAYING that if this guy used some of his dosh to buy something, y'know, green, maybe people'd actually like him.

Andy Silverman (Discomfort Zone): "Look, I dunno what happened between him and Forrest, and I really don't give a shit. Where the hell do I come into it?"

Jeremiah Widdlestone: (Discomfort Zone) "Y'know, sometimes a joke just doesn't land, and it's kind of a shitty feeling to know you made someone feel bl- sad. You make them feel sad. I didn't say "blue", so that's character development. Could do without him glaring at me but like, that's the price you pay, right?"

Alexander Brooke: Cool cat. Blind since birth. Reasonably wealthy family. Singer for Beyond Human, a Depeche Mode love-letter band. Spends most of his free time listening to audiobooks and podcasts. He's not the greatest vocalist (but i mean to be fair mr. depeche mode guy doesn't have the biggest range either) but he takes his band very seriously, and he's one of the most vocal about the band's creative direction. Can be kind of an insufferable hipster especially with his dry, sarcastic sense of humor but he means well. Wants to go to college for business. he's str8

Looking for:
-book or podcasts buddies, or buddies in general idk
-ex or current girlfriends
-people who have Opinions about his band
-anything else you want, im open for anything man

[+] im taking a ride with my best friend

Lavender Ripley (Ex-girlfriend): "Sometimes, things just don't work out. I still respect her, and if nothing else there's now one more Depeche Mode fan in the world."

Helena Fury (Ex-girlfriend): "It... could've ended better, between us. I don't hold it against her anymore."

Beryl Mahelona (Bandmate): "We disagree often, but it's usually resolved before too long. Otherwise, she is pleasant both to be around and work with."

Roxanne Herbert (Bandmate) "She takes our music seriously, and we share an appreciation for literature. I could ask for nothing more in a friend and fellow musician."

Isra Khalil (Bandmate): "I know she has opinions about our band, and I know she cares. I just wish she'd express them more often. A peerless source for podcasts, though."

Marceline Carlson (Bandmate): "She... she needs to calm down. At least a little. We do have compatible creative visions, and she's still my friend, but sometimes she's just too much."

Barbara Mulaney (Friend): "Who needs an RSS feed when you have someone who will yell from the rooftops whenever a new episode is released? ...That might sound mean-spirited but I legitimately appreciate it."

Artem Fyodorov (Friend): "It is always nice to be appreciated. I appreciate him, too. He's clearly intelligent, and he has interesting tastes in literature."

Cammy Walker-Grimsley (Friend): "She is calming to be around, and performing with varied instruments shows a remarkable dedication to your craft."

Andy Silverman (Rival Band): "It is impossible to objectively rate music, and each genre has its own strengths and appeals even if I do not personally understand it. Now, with all that out of the way, my band is still better than his band. No contest."

Axel Fontaine (Rival Band): "I despise Ed Sheeran. Cannot stand the man's music. Absolutely horrific. It's actually preferable for it to come from Axel's mouth, but he should stick to his own material."

Cleo Braithwaite (Acquaintance): "She seems sensible enough, but I can't say I understand why she spends her time the way she does."

Mikki Swift (Acquaintance): "I can respect her dedication, even if she doesn't make "my" kind of music - if a song's going to drown out my thoughts; I'd prefer that it at least have something to say to fill the void. Maybe if I was a safe distance away I could appreciate it more. A few blocks?"

Forrest Quin (Acquaintance): "Mm. I hold a certain level of respect for anyone who does music, and that's the extent of my opinion towards her."

Dane Lennox (Sigh): "I'm sorry, is this person supposed to be notable? I couldn't tell."

Christine "Chris" Bright: Wants to be a paladin when she grows up probably. She does MMA and is generally buff, also likes Ren Faire/medieval stuff. Fascinated with tattoos and is seriously considering studying to become a tattoo artist after school. Super leftist, super into social justice. Has very firm opinions on morality and shit, and doesn't have much patience for people who don't. Kinda intense in general! She's gay.

Looking for:
-MMA or knight nerd friends, also friends in general
-ex or current girlfriends
-people to shout at or shout with about politics and justice
-anything else you want, im open for anything man

[+] comrades

Vivi Hollingshead (Ex Girlfriend): "She's really cool and- I mean, I really... it was great while it lasted. It's just, sometimes I wish it coulda lasted longer."

Damion Reyes (Good Friend): "We've had some pretty intense arguments but, like, we agree where it counts. He's a hell of a lot more patient than I am, that's for sure."

Dolly Upton (Good Friend): "God she's stylish. Like, more frills than I would ever wear, but it's perfect on her. She's gonna go far."

Aliya Nemati (Good Friend): "Fantastic. 10/10. Pinning people into submission is just as cool as punching them into submission."

Jordan Brankovitch (Good Friend): "She's cool. She gets it. Not the best at saying it, but anyone who gives her shit can go die for all I care."

Astor Maradona (Friend) : "Graffiti is kind of like tattooing a wall, but less permanent and also kind of a crime. It's rad and he's rad."

Hel Fury (Friend): "I didn't know you could be a priestess of Dudeism. I didn't know Dudeism was a thing. If I had like, any authority in anything I'd try to get her some more titles."

Mercy Aimes (Friend): "She wants to punch shit, and I wanna help her punch shit better. (She's cute but don't tell her I said that, she'll punch me and I'd totally deserve it to be honest.)"

Sachi Kobayakawa (Friend): "Hell yeah, kick the shit outta stuff! ...Maybe she could kick the shit out of me a bit less when we play fighting games, though."

Lavender Ripley (Friend): "Man. I might care about shit a whole lot, but she's actually dedicating her life to fighting the good fight. She's gonna be someone's hero, one day."

Sierra Cook (Acquaintance): "Cool tats, fantastic style, fights for the right cause. Kinda unpleasant to be around, unfortunately!"

Jeremiah Widdlestone (Acquaintance): "He's alright. Wish people would just leave him the hell alone."

Barbara Mulaney (Acquaintance): "I don't think she likes me all that much? Like, sometimes I just stop thinking about my surroundings, and then I get really loud, and then she looks really startled, and yeah that's basically entirely my bad. Shit."

Dante Valiero (Acquaintance): "Knows how to take "no" for an answer, so he's alright by me. Besides, anyone who volunteers at a shelter's gotta be pretty decent, right?"

Nia Karahalios (Acquaintance): "God, she's cool. I should talk tarot cards with her sometime."

Ivy Langley (Side-eye): "Ugh. Like, she hasn't done anything to me, but I don't get the feeling she's particularly charitable to me or my friends when none of us are around. Unless she starts actually fucking with them, I really don't give a shit."

Blaise d'Aramitz (Jerk): "Ugh. I dunno what the hell their problem is, but they'd be cool if they weren't such a complete and utter prick."

Max Rudolph (Jerk): "Ugh. Fuck this asshole. You can like the aesthetics of an era without tying yourself to its ideals, christ!"

Dane Lennox (Jerk): Ugh. Guy's a bougie shithead, nothing to see here."

UPDATED: 10/29/17 11:45 PM (yes I am this determined to not leave the edited tag on while still showing that I'm adding shit, shhh)