the AB Cs of success

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((Mid-point of January))

clarissaCarDr
Active 5m ago

5:10 PM

I definitely should have been more solid on the catch
So sorry i almost fucked up your dismount
You recovered so well sylvie my GOAT as always
Ill be better for the rest of baseball season i PROMISE
tis the peak of all seasons!!!
More time to chat with claude riiiight
Ahahaha

5:14 PM
Did u get home safe though
Joannes car is prob more comf than mine tbf
I promise i will volunteer less to help the baseball boys w takedown this year
We gotta cruise the streets after hours more
Final sem and all
I mean like if you have the time for it
Its crazy how you got accepted to stanford and you have to study even more than before you got in

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

5:20 PM
Okay I think I can make like
An itemized list
1. Girl your catch was GREAT stoppp I'd be in the hospital a billion years if it wasn't for you (nd Lightning) (nd Joanne)
2. SHUTTUP. FAKE. FALSE ALLEGATIONS
3. C girl I can't understand how you still think that ur literally like
Car god?
Car god w/ god car.
Clears Joanne but don't let her read that hehe
4. Ughhh don't remind me I've got revision up the ASS rn it's like they're tryna make me study for the bar like 5 years before I gotta take it
Ur so lucky you just get to stay lowkey. W/ ur bestie n everything

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clarissaCarDr
Active 1m ago

5:27 PM
Sorrrry I was visiting the Asian mart
You really put me on with milk bread for my grilled cheeses
Responsible for my diet diversity thats a reall BFFsy
Also sylvie pls i s2g everyone on cheer is on
The getting you to prom with claude AGENDA
We are safe space i promise

5:30 PM
But srs im jealous of joannes car tho
Its so cute with the all pink job
Minus it being a tesla
But yeah stanford hate!!
Stupid boring lawyrs aaaa
Dont tell ur mom i said that

5:34 PM
Gonna get back on the road! ill msg again when im back home
But i dunno
For sure im happy raya and i will still be holding down the fort
Are you super nervous about stanford?
I was low key thinking of offering to help drive up ur stuff
would be my honor

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

5:28 PM
It doesn't have to be real as long as I never directly acknowledge it
And in criminal law that's called omission and can constitute actus reus
Stanford not ready for me

5:30 PM
...Don't let my parents read that yeah they'll come for you

5:34 PM
Aaah that would be so nice......
Secure and private plushie transportation method
And man of cOURSE I'm nervous for Stanford it's Stanford.
Top two in law worldwide only second to Harvard Stanford
I haha and my parents are excited and I'm excited sure but oh god I'm gonna get eaten alive
(haha)

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clarissaCarDr
Online

5:59 PM
The carebears shall be treated like the VIPs they are m'lady!!
Abnd yeah it sounds scary like I have seen the prereading you're doing
The books are so dumby thicc like wtffffff
One of them is larger than all the textbooks I used this year
But Sylvie hear me out
You're really smart?
And talented??
Law god in the pantheon with the car god fr fr

6:01 PM
Stanford should be the one that should be scared not you!
And if you ever need help
Like I can't do anything for you academics wise but I'm sure I could come up for a weekend and pamper you or something maybes
So lets go back to the whole Claude thing
You cannot HIDE from me Sylvie I literally know where you live I can hop in my car rn
Like
You have loved that man for at least 6.022 x 10 ^ 23 years
Longer than the observable universe or smth
Is it like
Just something you're OK with never happening? bc thats totally valid

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

6:00 PM
Prioritize the bigger ones for the trunk

6:01 PM
I am NOOOOT law God
I'm gonna need a million spa days per like. Week. Better have good spas in Stanford

6:02 PM
ssSshhh he can probably hear you
Listen even if I hypoTHETICALLY was smitten with him and have been since I met him
And I'd regret it way bad if I never made a hypothetical move
It hypothetically wouldn't even be worth it atp cuz we're so close to graduation and Stanford has a great baseball program but I dunno if he's even considering it
Hypothetically

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clarissaCarDr
Online

6:04 PM
Not me unironically trying to figure out how to fit that many spa days in for you
Man i bet they are expensive too
Dad would kill me if i spent that much on a spa day for us
But i would die for my girl!!

6:05 PM
And Sylvie pleaaaaase hitting with the um hypothetically speaking
and i dunno i guesssssssss
I mean who could convince him to go stanford though
Maybe Stella can do her psyops thing and convince him it was his idea to go???
Like hypothetically though
Consider that prom and grad day and other stuff would be way more cute and fun
if the two of you were together
Hypothetically
The two of you are both here

6:06 PM
No wait thats literally
I may have actually confused myself
Literally not hypothetically
The two of you are both here in red rock and have four months left of for sure sharing one space
Hypothetically not literally
Its a great time to make something happen
i think i got that right right?
Am i a lawyer now

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

6:09 PM
Okay maybe I could. Try to. Hang out with him a little
Bit more
Hypothetically
Towards some hypothetical goal. Totally
...Also girl no you are not and you do not want to be one trust

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clarissaCarDr
Active 1m ago

6:12 PM
That hypothetical goal? The agenda.......
Prom
College visits
Think of it Sylvieeee
turn the delulu into the reality
Like hm maybe Michael and I could invite you out to the botanical or smth?
One couple and one couple to be, sort of like
Some subconscious hint to him thatg he wont pick up bc its claude rip
Or I dunno tbhj I get the sense he knows exactly what he's doing? Like he's into you but just having fun with it or smth

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

6:12 PM
Bweeeeh idk if he even like that stuff
And yeah he wouldn't pick up on it either way

6:13 PM
It's a theory I've like
Run through my head a couple times, but uhhhh
...In the end it's really just wishful thinking
Claude's not like that, he wouldn't go that far teasing someone he actually liked, he's a confident and kind guy. He'd be straight w/ it
It's him thinking we're purely joking around
Because you could hit his head with a semi and the truck would dent against it
Obliviousness so sweet I gotta wash it out of my mouth after any time we talk

6:16 PM
HY
PG
HPPOTHETICALLY

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clarissaCarDr
Online

6:18 PM
Your honor in my defense its hypothetical!!!!!
Sylvie copium the only copium that is enforcable by law fr fr

6:20 PM
Hosh
Liek the way you described that was cute
bur like
Like i dunno i feel like if i dropped hints for that long and the guyor girl didnt get it id give up?
Have i ever asked before like
What your feels for claude feel like
if that makes sense?
Weird question but im curious bc i feel like we kinda feel attraction differently
Like our different dating histories and all
Ive always wondered
How ud describe
If youre ok with that thoughhh

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

6:19 PM
sssshHHhhhh

6:23 PM
...Ok
From a. Hypothetical standpoint.
He's so unabashedly kind and understanding to everyone and everything around him (explicit villainy notwithstanding) and that included to me at points where it felt like I was at my lowest and he has this thing where he makes you feel so safe around him despite the way he looks cuz he's got this sweet and funny and gentle demeanour in spite of his strength and size and he's one of a few people I can really open up to and so when I see him it just does this thing in my chest where I just wanna be closer to him and get to experience more of him as he is and oh man he's hot and there's just no way I *couldn't* be attracted to him

6:25 PM
...Hypothetically

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clarissaCarDr
Online

6:25 PM
Ughh fine he is all those things i gueeeessssss
\He really is such a good guy
Where does he find the time to be tbh
Its part of his villain energy, being everywhere at once... sus
Also tbh
What exactly comes to mind when you say experience more of him

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ItsSpelledSylvie
Online

6:26 PM
Oh so you're just gonna keep wringing me fffINE /lh

6:27 PM
It's just like. Wanting to be closer to him and to learn more about him and his ideals and the things he likes and that kind of stuff
It's wanting to be around him more in general as well
He's really just the kind of guy who makes you feel nice just by how he acts hanging around him
I wanna feel more of that yknow

6:28
h
oh you get the idea

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clarissaCarDr
Online

6:28 PM
Waaah
I feel like this is the kind of thing we should chat while im hanging out in your room
I promise i will be totally fair and not smiling evilly at you the whole time

6:29 PM
And yeah he makes me feel really comf too
Is this the part where i can safely admit i crushed on him a bit last year
Never would do anything ofc
And i getcha on the wanting to get closer and really get the
vibes or energy?? ig
But like i like to do that with friends too
I dunno what t he diff is really
Except u know wanting him or her or whoever i like also in the way where we stay awake in bed all night heehee