The first official SOTF Frog Contest (AKA interim/not-interim songtest #16)

[Kermit]

he he he he

hello

im kermit
the frog
and
your host ;))))))

but first...

frog steps up onto soapbox

YIKES IM KERMIT THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT AND IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ME MEMEING THIS IS 4 REAL OK LETS GO:
hi hello i must make a humble request for everyone to try their best to be civil for this songtest. it's ok to say you don't like a song, but if a song is just really, really super grinding your gears and you want to air your grievances, please try to keep it out of public chat 'cus it'll probably make whoever submitted the song sad and when my friends are sad (all of you are my friends sorry) i get sad and THAT'S NO FUN I DONT WANT ANY SAD FROGS HERE



ok now that that's over with.....

the theme for this songtest is...........................

[+] you will find it in here

[+] YOU MUST PROCEED FURTHER INTO THE PORTAL

[+] DEEPER

[+] YOU ARE ALMOST THERE

[+] THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR HEHEHEHEHE

As you exit the portal, you see a small green frog wearing a necklace made from human tongues. The frog is carrying a jar of human teeth. As you approach, you notice the jar of teeth begin to vibrate at a high frequency while it starts to emit a faint orange glow. The frog looks down at the jar, and then up at you. The frog smiles.

"Oh! Hello! I think Christopher likes you. Please excuse the mess," The frog gestures toward a haphazardly placed pile of spleens. "It is not often I have visitors! Welcome to my realm. Welcome to the year 2006...."

Sadly, you look at the songtest. It was so sad... such a sad songtest... like you... you only waned a normal life... was that too much to ask? was it?

The frog says "Yes," seeming to have read your thoughts. "Well, actually no. There is a way for you to have a normal life once again. If you wane a normal life, you must defeat your competitors in a battle of song. Those who are eliminated will be consumed by Christopher so he does not get angry. The winner will get to leave this place, forever haunted by the things they've seen here. Every musical mariavel massacre needs a theme, and your theme today is Survival of the Fittest Version Two (AKA It's the spookiest month of the year so submit spOooOoOOOoky songs all the v2 stuff is only for flavour you don't have to submit v2 songs (though u can if u want [eyes emoji])). For now, rest up, prepare yourselves for the trials soon to come. Christopher and I will see you again when it is time for your first - and for some, your last - challenge."

The frog slowly sinks into the ground, leaving you here alone with your fellow contestants. As you look across the desolate landscape, you begin to wonder what exactly you've gotten yourself into. As what is left of the sun fades below the horizon you can faintly hear a woman screaming in the distance. You can make out her saying the words "As I walk into the Vally of Death, I fear no Evil... Cause I'm the meanest Motherfucker in the Vally." followed by a series of gunshots. You don't fall asleep tonight.

[+] rule r 4 fools but pls follow these rules

im literally copy + pasting these from the last songtest

- submit your song via PM or discord, whichever's easier for you

- songs will be randomly divided into 2 or 3 semifinals depending on turnout. if you're going to be away at some point in the next couple of weeks, let me know and I can try to put your song in around when you'll be here.

- listen to every song and give points to your top 10 favourites: 12 to your favourite, 10 to your second, 8 to your third, 7 to your fourth, and so on down to 1 point for your tenth favourite.

- if your song is in a given round, you must vote that round or you'll be eliminated. if your song isn't in that round (or you aren't in the contest at all), your vote will be counted as a public vote, which counts for half points.

- the top [x] songs will move on to the final. that number depends on the number of contestants.

- repeat the process for the finals and we get a winner.

- winner gets to hold the next contest, or they can pass the job along to 2nd place if they don't want to. 2nd place can pass down to third, etc, until someone wants to host.

song rules:
- no eurovision songs
- no reality show/competition covers
- no songs already submitted in a songtest
- there is no penalty for length in this contest. however, if a song goes over 7 minutes, listeners aren't obligated to listen to more than the first 7 minutes of the song. so choose a long song at your own risk!

each semifinal and the final will last for four days. some rules about activity/extensions:
- if you know at the start of your semifinal that you won't be available to vote for those four days, let me know asap and I can move you to another semi, if we aren't on the final one already.
- I'll be posting every 24 hours in this topic as a reminder, as well as pinging everyone who hasn't voted on discord 24 hours before the round ends.
- extensions will only be granted in extenuating circumstances. forgetting to vote until an hour before the deadline is not an extenuating circumstance.

u can send me ur songs through discord, board PM or carrier pigeon.

Players (people who still need to send me songs are italicized as always WHY DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT):
1. Kermariavel Varella
2. Paris Persphone
3. Brackie, who survived a serious bout of scorpion lung as a young boy.
4. Officer Vicky of the Time Police
5. BOO!(like the ghost sound)gie
6. Ricky not Callahan
7. i can't think of a V2 joke for Lord JUST PRETEND I MADE A REALLY FUNNY ONE OK
8. Zee the mean vulture farmer lady (I also could've done a Zed Foreman joke for u)
9. K'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!(like the screaming in terror sound)mi
10. HERETIC PIPPI
11. Deamon, who already has a scary name
12. Narcoleptic Randy (aka Laurels)
13. Spooked Solid Smoke
14. KILLY SHEARS
15. Maramar Perez
16. The Gossip Emprexx
17. insect thing (cicada)
18. RC who wrote Lance Adams THE EEL MAN in SC2 and to who I will be forever thankful.
19. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!(like the dying noise)ra
20. Slam Sorenso- oh you know what i just cant do it sam sorenson jokes are too much for even me
21. Garry
22. Gigi Sinclaire's biggest fan
23. Skraal, who is truly the hardiest among the survivors of the V2 Readathon
24. Tell me about your mother (Dr. Freud)
25. FATHER
26. Dr. CrowBowPibg, PhD. (the phd is in Mariavel studies)
27. Blizzard with a heart as cold as ice
28. Adam Dodd the V3 Character


OH ALSO WHOOPS I FORGOT TO INCLUDE A DEADLINE UHHHHHH LET'S GO WITH 11 PM MOUNTAIN DAYLIGHT TIME ON OCTOBER THE THIRD I GUESS

[Ruggahissy]

I pledge fealty to Christopher

[dmboogie]

good post op

[MK Kilmarnock]

Got my song, madman.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

Sure, I'm in.

[backslash]

I'm here for the Spooktest.

[KamiKaze]

I submitted something! : D

[Pippi]

Im gonna win spooky v2 songtest by fistfighting Christopher in a Tim Hortons car park

[Aura]

I want to play in this!

[Slam]

Alright then I'll do something spooktacular.

[Deamon]

Let’s do this for the spooks

[Shiola]

I'll bite!

[Laurels]

In please.

[Pancapples]

Gambling. All in.

[Skraal]

I'm in!