Attention handlers: V9 pregame is now open! As you get started, we'd like to provide a few reminders and resources. As always, realism is important and should be kept in mind when designing characters and scenes. Problematically unrealistic characters will not be approved, and problematically unreal...

Hello, everyone. As V9 pregame is imminently opening and some real world events have wrapped up, we can finally present the state of the world: While Charles Kirby’s presidential term was largely considered uninspiring across the board, there was one major success he was able to point to—the success...

A quick note on quotation marks in profiles, and why we don't want to see them: Quotation marks in profiles are a thing I'm noting in, like, half my denials so I'm saving some time with a general note. Basically, there are very few instances in which quotation marks should be used in a profile. Quo...

So you've just completed your profile. Maybe it's your first, maybe it's your twentieth...but the point is that you're done, and your mouse is hovering over the 'post' button. You start to press down and... STOP Before you hit post, you need to check over these six big recurring issues with profile...

Name: Kenneth Johnson Gender: Male Age: 42 Position: Baseball Coach Appearance: Mr. Johnson is a tall African-American man, who was once in good shape but is beginning to show the results of no longer working out. A gut is beginning to show underneath his polo shirts and tracksuits. His hair is kep...

Name: Amelia Harper Gender: Female Age: 44 Position: Cheer Coach Appearance: Mrs. Harper has the stereotypical looks of an American beauty, with straight light blonde hair, bright eyes and a white smile, which can frequently be seen when she’s motivating her team. Around the school she can typicall...

Name: Lourdes Lopez Gender: Female Age: 73 Position: Theater Teacher Appearance: Mrs. Lopez is an elderly Mexican-Cuban woman who stands roughly 5’10” and has a willowy, dancer’s build. She has shoulder-length 4c silver curls that she wears in a side-part and has light hazel eyes often covered by l...

Name: Annabelle Holland Position: Social Studies Teacher Gender: Female Age: 61 Appearance: Annabelle is 5'5" and weighs 154 pounds, with a slightly plump and non-muscular build. She is Caucasian, with pale skin, a large nose, and hazel brown eyes. Her hair is all gray, and naturally very curl...

Name: Laurie Richmond Position: Special Ed Teacher Gender: Female Age: 46 Appearance: Mrs. Richmond is a rather small woman, standing only 4' 11" and weighing only about 110 lbs. Her thinness comes off as frail rather than athletic. She has shoulder-length jet-black hair, with a sheen that bet...

Name: Paige Clark Position: Assistant Athletic Director, Women's Basketball Coach Gender: Female Age: 30 Appearance: Coach Clark is petite, freckled, blonde and spunky. The basketball coach stands 5’0” and weighs roughly 90lbs. A Caucasian woman her skin is a bronze-orange hue from too much tanning...

Name: Neil Francisco Position: Athletic Director, Head Football Coach Gender: Male Age: 53 Appearance: Coach Francisco stands at an intimidating 6’8” and weighs nearly 300lbs. In many respects, resembling more the part of bouncer than educator. Coach is bald with large brown eyes; a thick black mus...

Name: Jason Frasier Position: Science Teacher Gender: Male Age: 32 Appearance: Jason is a tall, muscular Caucasian male. His hair is ginger, and kept in a short, neatly-combed side part, and he has a strong jaw, an equally strong nose, a broad face, and thick, flat eyebrows. He has pale skin, and c...

Name: Carla Donner Position: English Teacher Gender: Female Age: 64 Appearance: Carla Donner is 5'2" and has a stout, rounded build. She is overweight, with a bit of a turkey neck and hair in a French bob cut; her grey hairs far outnumber the remnants of her natural chestnut brown. Her hazel b...

Name: Lukas "Mr. G" Groenendijk Position: Math Teacher Gender: Male Age: 23 Appearance: Lukas is a rather gangly 6'7" and has a somewhat nervous, overeager disposition. He has a thatch of blond hair, which always starts the day styled neatly but almost always winds up mussed by lunch...

Name: Christopher Hart Position: Spanish Teacher Gender: Male Age: 28 Appearance: Christopher is 5'11" and weighs 150 pounds, with a lean build. He is Caucasian, with pale skin and a freckled complexion, an average nose, and green eyes over which he wears thick-rimmed black glasses. His hair i...