Songtest #140: Fake Goths
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- Grand Moff Hissa
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Songtest #140: Fake Goths
Hello, everyone. I bid you all Dark Greetings!
Somehow or other I ended up at the top of the happy unhappy songs pile with a cheerful tune about the nuclear bomb. Now we move ahead to something a little more... overtly depressing? Perhaps?
One of my things in Songtest for a long time has been submitting Goth music to secure the worst score of a round. Traditional Goth music just has not done well in songtest, no matter how much I dig it, and that's fine! This songtest isn't about traditional Goth music.
It is, rather, about fake Goth music. That is to say, for this songest what I'm asking you to submit is things people might call Goth, but that are not actually in the Goth musical genre. I'm not gonna be too picky here—your submission can have a Goth aesthetic, or spooky vibes, or be beloved by people who call themselves Goth. It just should not actually be in the Goth genre itself, as defined by Wikipedia or Rate Your Music or whatever.
Don't know much about Goth music? That's fine! You're probably better-equipped for this than people who do like traditional Goth stuff.
Anyways, with that out of the way, the rules:
For those who don't wanna read everything, the highlights: submit stuff that people think is Goth or that sorta feels Goth but is not actually officially Goth. No songs that people have submitted before, but if you wanna do Eurovision or Reality TV stuff that otherwise fits the prompt then you do you.
Sign-ups will run for a bit over seven days. They close at roughly 4:00 Pacific on Tuesday, June 25.
Baby Bats:
1. Me
2. Dogs231
3. Irene
4. Kermit
5. Fiori
6. Laurels
7. Carlisle
8. DerArknight
9. AlmostInhuman
10. Slam
11. Polybius
12. Rugga
13. RetroVenus
14. Pancapples
15. You?
16.
etc.
If you have any questions about the contest or theme, feel free to hit me up wherever!
Somehow or other I ended up at the top of the happy unhappy songs pile with a cheerful tune about the nuclear bomb. Now we move ahead to something a little more... overtly depressing? Perhaps?
One of my things in Songtest for a long time has been submitting Goth music to secure the worst score of a round. Traditional Goth music just has not done well in songtest, no matter how much I dig it, and that's fine! This songtest isn't about traditional Goth music.
It is, rather, about fake Goth music. That is to say, for this songest what I'm asking you to submit is things people might call Goth, but that are not actually in the Goth musical genre. I'm not gonna be too picky here—your submission can have a Goth aesthetic, or spooky vibes, or be beloved by people who call themselves Goth. It just should not actually be in the Goth genre itself, as defined by Wikipedia or Rate Your Music or whatever.
Don't know much about Goth music? That's fine! You're probably better-equipped for this than people who do like traditional Goth stuff.
Anyways, with that out of the way, the rules:
For those who don't wanna read everything, the highlights: submit stuff that people think is Goth or that sorta feels Goth but is not actually officially Goth. No songs that people have submitted before, but if you wanna do Eurovision or Reality TV stuff that otherwise fits the prompt then you do you.
Sign-ups will run for a bit over seven days. They close at roughly 4:00 Pacific on Tuesday, June 25.
Baby Bats:
1. Me
2. Dogs231
3. Irene
4. Kermit
5. Fiori
6. Laurels
7. Carlisle
8. DerArknight
9. AlmostInhuman
10. Slam
11. Polybius
12. Rugga
13. RetroVenus
14. Pancapples
15. You?
16.
etc.
If you have any questions about the contest or theme, feel free to hit me up wherever!
I bid you all dark greetings!
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Ebony's pearly white teeth, flawless complexion, and athletic build are the result of years of research and deep learning, meticulously engineered to meet the highest of benchmarks. As a vampire with an cutting-edge bite, she embodies the essence of timeless elegance while remaining accessible and approachable. Clothed in the finest apparel from our strategic partner, Hot Topic, Ebony's wardrobe is an extension of her innate style and individuality. Today's ensemble, consisting of a black corset accentuated with delicate lace, a sleek black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets, and a pair of trusty black combat boots, perfectly complements her unique color palette and disruptive thought leadership. Her best-of-breed application of black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eye shadow further enhances her striking features, ensuring that she stands out in any crowd, and can holistically adapt to any environment or occasion.
Ebony's unwavering commitment to personal style and self-expression is matched only by her resilience in the face of adversity. Despite the harsh weather conditions, including snow and rain, and the presence of prejudiced onlookers (preps), she remains unapologetically true to herself. In doing so, she serves as a customer-centric inspiration to all those who dare to challenge the status quo and embrace their authentic selves.
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- Grand Moff Hissa
- Posts: 2755
- Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:37 am
Whoops! Got going a little late—forgot I had some stuff going on today. With no further ado, we have our contestants!
Contestants:
1. Me
2. Dogs231
3. Irene
4. Kermit
5. Fiori
6. Laurels
7. Carlisle
8. DerArknight
9. AlmostInhuman
10. Slam
11. Polybius
12. Rugga
13. RetroVenus
14. Pancapples
Songs:
Miss Murder – AFI
Sally's Song – Amy Lee
Limo Wreck – Soundgarden
Hex – Dance With Dead
Dance Macabre (Carpenter Brut Remix) – Ghost
Skylines And Turnstiles – My Chemical Romance
Silver And Cold – AFI
The Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails
Everybody's Fool – Evanescence
Little Dark Age – MGMT
Rain In Soho – The Mountain Goats
Deathwish – Bebe Black
Dead Eyes Opened – Severed Heads
Triadisches Ballett von Oskar Schlemmer – The Bauhaus
I'm busy July 2, so votes will be open until roughly 4:00 PM Pacific on July 3.
Contestants:
1. Me
2. Dogs231
3. Irene
4. Kermit
5. Fiori
6. Laurels
7. Carlisle
8. DerArknight
9. AlmostInhuman
10. Slam
11. Polybius
12. Rugga
13. RetroVenus
14. Pancapples
Songs:
Miss Murder – AFI
Sally's Song – Amy Lee
Limo Wreck – Soundgarden
Hex – Dance With Dead
Dance Macabre (Carpenter Brut Remix) – Ghost
Skylines And Turnstiles – My Chemical Romance
Silver And Cold – AFI
The Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails
Everybody's Fool – Evanescence
Little Dark Age – MGMT
Rain In Soho – The Mountain Goats
Deathwish – Bebe Black
Dead Eyes Opened – Severed Heads
Triadisches Ballett von Oskar Schlemmer – The Bauhaus
I'm busy July 2, so votes will be open until roughly 4:00 PM Pacific on July 3.
I bid you all dark greetings!
- Grand Moff Hissa
- Posts: 2755
- Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:37 am
A touch under three days for votes!
I've had a bunch of stuff going on and been a little less around/focused than usual, so there's a chance I've missed things. Quick reminder that if I didn't explicitly confirm that I have your votes, I don't have them, and if that's you please bug me again! Thanks!
I've had a bunch of stuff going on and been a little less around/focused than usual, so there's a chance I've missed things. Quick reminder that if I didn't explicitly confirm that I have your votes, I don't have them, and if that's you please bug me again! Thanks!
I bid you all dark greetings!
- Grand Moff Hissa
- Posts: 2755
- Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:37 am
Howdy, folks! A bit over five hours until the official deadline.
We're still waiting on a handful of votes, and I also may end up actually being occupied at the precise time, so there may be a touch of wiggle room, but no promises. That said, I'll take votes right up until results are announced.
Please remember that if I haven't specifically told you I got your votes, I don't have them yet. Thanks!
We're still waiting on a handful of votes, and I also may end up actually being occupied at the precise time, so there may be a touch of wiggle room, but no promises. That said, I'll take votes right up until results are announced.
Please remember that if I haven't specifically told you I got your votes, I don't have them yet. Thanks!
I bid you all dark greetings!
- Grand Moff Hissa
- Posts: 2755
- Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:37 am
Hey, folks! With no further ado (and a little less ceremony than I'd prefer—it has been a rough two weeks and honestly if I'd seen that coming I would've probably passed), the results:
Next, post, the showdown of:
Next, post, the showdown of:
- Grand Moff Hissa
- Posts: 2755
- Joined: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:37 am
Congrats to the winner, who gets first dibs on hosting next, which passes to second place if they decline, then third, etc. etc.
If anyone wants to see the full votes, here you go:
Thanks for playing! I'd apologize for a somewhat dour/gloomy send-off but, well, you know...
If anyone wants to see the full votes, here you go:
Thanks for playing! I'd apologize for a somewhat dour/gloomy send-off but, well, you know...
I bid you all dark greetings!