Songtest #96: Ham and Cheese

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Songtest #96: Ham and Cheese

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Hello everyone, Mara and Zee have passed hosting duties onto me, so I'll be taking over.

With that said, the theme of the next contest is...

SONGTEST 96:
THE HAM AND CHEESE TEST


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For this contest, we want the hammiest and the cheesiest songs you can think of. Is there a song that's a guilty pleasure to you because of a very particular reason? Is the singer trying harder than they need to? Are there dramatic stings? Weird instrumentation? Are the lyrics about a weird subject matter? If it slightly embarrasses you to have this on your playlist, this is the contest for it.

This is a very subjective theme, so there are no restrictions for what you submit beyond the typical rules. Basically, if it's #TooMuch, it's probably good enough for this contest.
[+] The Typical Rules
- Send in your songs via board PM or Discord

- Songs will be divided into 1-3 semifinals, probably 2, if you can't be here for the first semifinal please contact me and I will put your song in the next round!

- Listen to every song in your round and give them votes, 12 for your favourite, 10 for your next favourite, then 8 for the third, 7 for the fourth, and so until you give 1 point to your tenth favourite. Not voting will result in your song getting DQ'd! Rounds last for 3 or more days.

- You can still vote if you're not in a round, as a public vote, which counts for half the points.

- The top songs move onto the finals, with the number depending on the number of songs in a round.

- Repeat the voting process with the finals, and that's how we'll determine the ultimate winner of the tournament arc.

- Submit your songs before the first round starts, not gonna let people jump in after the first round starts, etc.

- Whoever gets the most points will get to host the next contest. If they pass, it goes to second place, then third, and so on.

- General songtest rules:
- Nothing that has been submitted before. If your song is over ten minutes people only have to listen to the first ten minutes.
- Please be nice in chat.

I'll be doing my own votes before the round starts. I'll be giving reminders about every day whenever I remember. Extensions are probably not a thing unless you suffer severe RL stuff, like health issues, or being swamped with work and only getting a chance to listen an hour or so before deadline. Or being taken away into the forest by the fair folk. Any of the above.

I reserve the right to add anything blazingly obvious that I forgot.
I will give three days for sign-ups, giving you all until 9 pm EST on 1/14 to submit. You can submit via the board or through Discord PM.

Let's make some sandwiches!

Entrants:

1. Laurels!
2. Carduinal-Cyn
3. Cicada
4. Professor Fether
5. Burn
6. Ohm
7. Buko
8. Kami
9. Riki
10. Zee
11. Blizzard
12. Krokodil
13. Maraoone
14. dmboogie
15. Slam
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hoo boy
she/her/he/him
[+] V8 - CURRENT

Meena Lalita Kumar
the dreaded SI
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Crying in the (music) club
>Homecoming Start: Dying Clean And Pretty
-->Homecoming Status: It's worse fresh (ish) off a breakup
>Game Start: It's Lights Out, And Away They Go!
-->Game Status (FINAL): The future sucks.

Tenshi Marie Anastasie Fukushima-Yves
#1 princess and voca-tuber in the whole wide world
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Trying and failing to share manga
>Homecoming Start: N/A
-->Homecoming Status: N/A
>Game Start: spawn more overlords!
-->Game Status (FINAL): A star has fallen.

Iliya "Liya" Polaris - DEAD
rebelling against a traditional Wiccan upbringing
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Some things are more important than a party
>Homecoming Start: Guys and Dolls
-->Homecoming Status: don't tell anyone this but she was actually one of the raccoons
>Game Start: A Question of Faith
-->Game Status (FINAL): The spirit was weak.

Daniel Ozanne
poker twink
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Uncomfortable questions
>Homecoming Start: N/A
-->Homecoming Status: N/A
>Game Start: nooooo don't get kidnapped by the AT your too sexy aha
-->Game Status: breaking down but trying to help
[+] V7
[+] Meilin
Meilin Zhou (Wiki) - DEAD

>Pregame Start: life observes itself
-->Pregame Status: Waltzed out a party with her crush
>Prom Start: Fancy Meeting You Here
-->Prom Status: Taking a dance, taking on the world
>Trip Start: The Best of You
-->Trip Status: Running away from an eyeful of NSFW
>Game Start: Rise Great Undead Lord Dread
-->Game Status (FINAL): Stop hitting yourself

Aesthetics
"No sun to rise would be okay with me... Everyday, every day is okay"
[+] Camilla
Camilla Bell (Wiki) - DEAD

>Pregame Start: Who's Turn Was It, Anyway?
-->Pregame Status: Had more than her fair share of revelry
>Prom Start: Early in the Morning
-->Prom Status: Ditching the drama for blues
>Trip Start: When I'm Gone
-->Trip Status: Preemptively homesick
>Game Start: Bloom Nobly, in a Transient Life
-->Game Status (FINAL): Loved to death.

Aesthetics
"A voice in her head, a voice in her head, screaming all the words that were left unsaid"
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#3

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T.H.E stands for The Hammest Ever
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Lemme in :D I think I have a good idea!
Dave Dearborn [S066] is ready to rock the house!
Pregame: 123
V8: 1

Callie Zhou welcomes you to the mountaintop!
Pregame: 1234
V8: TBD
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FINALS

Alright, we got fifteen orders of extra hammy, extra cheesy sandwiches ready for delivery. Let's see who our sandwich makers are:

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As always, send me your votes via Board or Discord PM. 12 points for your favorite, 10 for your second, 8 for third, and then 7 downwards until 1.

You have until 9 pm EST on Tuesday, January 18th to submit your votes. Any votes not sent by then will be disqualified.

Let's eat!
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Under 48 hours for votes.
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Under 24 hours for votes.
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Results time!

[+] DQs
Splackavellie by Pressha, submitted by Buko. It received 21 points.

We All Lift Together by Keith Power, submitted by dmboogie. It received 50 points, including a 12 and an 8.
[+] 13th place
Perfect by Ed Sheeran, submitted by Mara. It received 24 points
[+] 12th place
The Thing by Phil Harris, submitted by Professor Fether. It received 28 points, including an 8.
[+] 11th place
Drive By by Train, submitted by Cicada. It received 39 points, including a 12, a 10, and an 8.
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[+] 10th place
Ignorance is Bliss by Jellyfish, submitted by Ohm. It received 44 points, including a 10 and two 8s.
[+] 9th place
Shoes by Liam Kyle Sullivan, submitted by Slam. It received 46 points, including three 8s. It lost the tiebreaker with 8th place.
[+] 8th place
Uptown Girl by Billy Joel, submitted by Kami. It received 46 points, including two 12s. It won the tiebreaker with 9th place.
[+] 7th place
POP/STARS by K/DA ft. Madison Beer, (G)I-DLE, Jaira Burns, submitted by Me!. It received 56 points, including a 12 and an 8.
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[+] 6th place
Mixed Messages by Tom Cardy, submitted by burnitup. It received 60 points, including a 12 and a 10.
[+] 5th place
REACH OUT by Marc Rebillet submitted by Riki. It received 61 points, including two 10s and an 8.
[+] 4th place
MTC by S3RL, submitted by Krokodil. It received 62 points, including two 12s, a 10, and two 8s.
[+] 3rd place
Hip to Be Square by Huey Lewis and the News, submitted by Carduinal-Cyn. It received 68 points, including two 12s and a 10.


[+] Final 2
Thus Spoke Carly Rae by Riley Redgate
vs.
Angel of Darkness by Alex C. ft. Yasmin K
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And now,

the winner

of the Ham and Cheese Test,

the Sandwich of the Month

that won by a single. fucking. point.

is...





































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THUS SPOKE CARLY RAE BY RILEY REDGATE!!!

Submitted by Zee, it received 75 points, including two 12s and four 10s.


Runner up is Angel of Darkness by Alex C. ft. Yasmin K.

Submitted by Blizzard, it received 74 points, including two 12s, a 10, and an 8.


As per rules, Zee is now Songtest host. She is free to pass it to Blizzard if she chooses, and so on down the line.

Thanks for coming over to eat all this ham and cheese. Now get out of my house!
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Votes!

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