SOTF Horror Anthology (Songtest 126)

Time to be scared!

SOTF's own Eurovision-style song contest. Submit songs that fit the theme and get mercilessly judged on your taste in music here.
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SOTF Horror Anthology (Songtest 126)

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It’s time for your typical late-night ritual on cold, lonely Fridays.

You get your popcorn, popped freshly on the stove. You get some soda. You sit down on the floor in front of the old television set. After a few commercials, it is time.

A person wearing a rabbit costume appears on the screen, accompanied by ominous music.

“Hello, gentle viewers! It is I, your lapine Mistress of All Evil, Kamilla! And welcome back to my lair!”

Kamilla laughs as she swings around a skull cup with an umbrella sticking out. The set is a stereotypical Gothic castle, but it has been decorated with tropical decorations for this episode. She takes off her dark sunglasses and winks.

“My, I am enjoying this summer heat. I’m having my Hot Girl Summer, but unfortunately, she screamed when I put her on the grill!”

Another cackle from her.

“Alas, it has been a cruel summer. But now– What’s that?”

A green, decrepit hand peeks out of a basket, handing her a folded note. Kamilla takes it and reads it.

“It is September?”

She frowns, crumpling the note. She takes a giant chug from her drink, tossing it aside exaggeratedly after she finishes. Then, she grins.

“It is September! It is now OUR season!”

Two black cats pop up.

“OUR season?”

“OUR season!” Kamilla repeats.

She swings around.

“It is September! It is almost Halloween!”

One of the cats speaks up. “But Kamilla, it won’t be until October!”

“Quiet!” she raises a finger. “If Christmas can keep creeping up where it doesn’t belong, the Halloween season starts now!”

She reaches from a shelf of film reels, and continues speaking.

“Speaking of a cruel summer, did you know that statistically, you are more likely to die from a vending machine than a shark? It’s true! I saw one machine just eat someone right in front of me! Swallowed him whole! So folks, the beach is safe until there’s a vending machine. Tonight’s movie is a pretty good example. In fact…”

Survival of the Fittest is a late-night horror anthology series, hosted by Kamilla, a rabbit monster. There is also a cast of two black cats, a water monster, and a set of crawling hands that do miscellaneous work. It’s pretty clearly low-budget, but it helps with the charm. It also helps that Kamilla throws out lame puns and jokes at every turn, which makes it better.

You wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Going OOC…

First off, thank you for voting for “Cruel Summer” by Bananarama! It’s legit a good song.

Second off, the theme is…

HORROR ANTHOLOGY

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Here’s how we’ll do this. Express your interest, whether in this thread or over DMs. I’ll then spin a wheel I made in wheelofnames.com, and pull up a horror trope or genre. Then, I send it over to you, and you have to pick a song based on the prompt. It can be a horror genre, a horror trope, or even a few joke prompts! I have upwards of 40 on the wheel right now, so don’t worry about me running out.

Special notice/disclaimer for this contest: Given the nature of this theme, some songs may play off more goofy interpretations of the prompt, while others may play it more… dead serious. As such, broad potential trigger warning for various horror tropes. I’ll state what the prompts were when I post them, as well as any additional triggers that may apply. Additionally, I am willing to reroll for any reason, even if it’s just ‘ew, can’t think of anything for this prompt.’ Don’t be afraid to ask for specific TWs, too!
[+] The Rules of Being Spooky
  • Send me (Kami) your submission and votes on the board, via Discord DM, what have you! I am not in main chat, so I cannot be pinged there if you need anything, but I can be talked to on Mini!
  • One round if there are 15 or fewer, two if more!
  • Make sure you listen to every song, then rank them like this: 12 to your favorite, 10 to your next favorite, 8 to your third, and all the way down to one! Don’t vote for your own song, though, because that’s cheating!!!
  • If you’re up, you must vote, or else you will be fed to the water monster! You may also do a public vote if you're not up, which will be half the points!
  • Whoever wins this round will go on to host the next one! There are rumors that Kamilla will retire, but the show is looking for a new host!
  • Don’t be a blazing dickhead. Being a blazing dickhead isn’t scary, it’s just dumb, annoying, and frustrating. Having opinions on songs and such is fine, just be polite. If I find out you aren’t being nice, I’ll start sending you actually scary things in the form of cursed memes, making sure you’re pinged for each and every single one. Don’t test me, I will do it.
  • General song rules:
    - No songs already submitted to a previous songtest!
    - No penalty for length, but if it goes over seven minutes you are not obliged to listen to the entire length.
  • Each round will go on for five (5) days. However, if you need an extension, let me know ASAP so we can arrange something.
  • I'll be reminding people every 24 hours if they haven't voted yet.
  • Extensions will only be given in extenuating circumstances. Forgetting isn't an extenuating circumstance. IRL issues, me messing up, site technical problems, etc. are.
Got that? Good? Now let’s get SCARY.

1. KamiKaze
2. Murderweasel
3. AnimeNerd
4. Ahab9
5. Kotorikun
6. BlizzardeyeWonder
7. Fiori
8. Laurels
9. Pancapples
10. Maraoone
11. dmboogie
12. Zetsu
13. Carlisle
14. LordofAwesome
15. DerArknight
16. Skraal

Italics are peepz who haven't picked yet.

Deadline to get everything in order is September the 12th at 11:59pm, PST!

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#2

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AAAAAHHHHH!
(Sign me up, please!)
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o shit this is cool
she/her/he/him
[+] V8 - CURRENT

Meena Lalita Kumar
the dreaded SI
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Crying in the (music) club
>Homecoming Start: Dying Clean And Pretty
-->Homecoming Status: It's worse fresh (ish) off a breakup
>Game Start: It's Lights Out, And Away They Go!
-->Game Status (FINAL): The future sucks.

Tenshi Marie Anastasie Fukushima-Yves
#1 princess and voca-tuber in the whole wide world
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Trying and failing to share manga
>Homecoming Start: N/A
-->Homecoming Status: N/A
>Game Start: spawn more overlords!
-->Game Status (FINAL): A star has fallen.

Iliya "Liya" Polaris - DEAD
rebelling against a traditional Wiccan upbringing
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Some things are more important than a party
>Homecoming Start: Guys and Dolls
-->Homecoming Status: don't tell anyone this but she was actually one of the raccoons
>Game Start: A Question of Faith
-->Game Status (FINAL): The spirit was weak.

Daniel Ozanne
poker twink
>Pregame Start: Cast Call
--> Pregame Status: Uncomfortable questions
>Homecoming Start: N/A
-->Homecoming Status: N/A
>Game Start: nooooo don't get kidnapped by the AT your too sexy aha
-->Game Status: breaking down but trying to help
[+] V7
[+] Meilin
Meilin Zhou (Wiki) - DEAD

>Pregame Start: life observes itself
-->Pregame Status: Waltzed out a party with her crush
>Prom Start: Fancy Meeting You Here
-->Prom Status: Taking a dance, taking on the world
>Trip Start: The Best of You
-->Trip Status: Running away from an eyeful of NSFW
>Game Start: Rise Great Undead Lord Dread
-->Game Status (FINAL): Stop hitting yourself

Aesthetics
"No sun to rise would be okay with me... Everyday, every day is okay"
[+] Camilla
Camilla Bell (Wiki) - DEAD

>Pregame Start: Who's Turn Was It, Anyway?
-->Pregame Status: Had more than her fair share of revelry
>Prom Start: Early in the Morning
-->Prom Status: Ditching the drama for blues
>Trip Start: When I'm Gone
-->Trip Status: Preemptively homesick
>Game Start: Bloom Nobly, in a Transient Life
-->Game Status (FINAL): Loved to death.

Aesthetics
"A voice in her head, a voice in her head, screaming all the words that were left unsaid"
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I'd like to spin the wheel, Pat.
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[scromes a scream] in!!!
[+] the youfs
V8:
S050: June Madison is just trying to get it together. She is going where the cold wind blows.
Previous Threads: Help I'm Alive - Come Out, Juanita, Don't Let Me Wait - Dum Spiro Spero - Everyone's Asleep In The House But Me - Daylight - keep looking forwards on paths sideways - Vultures - Ego Te Absolvo - Shawn's Marvelous Medicine - Medically Ineffective Intervention - no one knows where the ladder goes - I just can't help myself - Color In Your Cheeks - The Long Way Down - Trespasser
Pregame: When The Moon Hits Your Eye

Dead:
S069: Valentin Shulgin (adopted from yugi punished kun and salic) needs you to try your best. He's ran out of time in Далеко бежит дорога. [31/134]
Previous Threads: Murphy's Law - The Human Element - Mediation - Valentin Takes A Bath - the results of Valentin's experiment - Faire et Refaire - Well, I'm tired of losing - et Refaire et Refaire et Refaire - 28 Ghosts IV

S072: Przemyslaw Ziemiak (adopted from rc) is bettering himself. He finally got to see the stars in Blind Faith. [70/134]
Previous Threads: Romans 6:23 - Wendy House - Possession - Evening / Morning - She said, "Don't make others suffer for your personal hatred." - I daydream until all the snow is gone
[+] V7
V7:
Dead:
B083 - Diego Larrosa - Palayain mo na ako. - He didn't want this. say goodnight to the bad guy [10/159]
Current Theme Music: Devil Town (v1) - cavetown
Weapon: Tactical Combat Shovel
Previous Threads: Love & Money - before the day is done, my prince is gonna come - How Far I'll Go - Gimme, Gimme Shelter or I'm Gonna Fade Away - no one round here's good at keeping their eyes closed - Still Waiting - Hell is Other People - RICH_BOY_LIKES_IT_ROUGH.MP4 - I Don't Wanna Be Myself - The Bell Tolls For Our Funeral - The Gang Goes Out For Breakfast - Untrust Us - Crimewaves - Love itself is just as innocent as roses in May - Will All Be Forgiven? - black eyes looking up from below - Silent Key - it's ok we're just scared - life's alright in devil town - Beyond Human (Barely Human) - And Now Those Days Are Over and We Are All Ghosts - The Ultimate Test of Cerebral Fitness - Ang Pagbibinata ni Diego Larrosa - perverse verdict - Madness in the Method - park the car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me
Memories: Hiya sa Timog

G013 - Yuka Hayashibara (adopted from Ryuki!) - Does it spark joy? - She fixed up her look in one of a kind [46/159]
Current Theme Music: Play With Me - DDLC OST
Weapon: Bug-A-Salt Camofly 2.0 Insect Eradication Gun
Previous Threads: Quintessential Thinking - I Pray to the Lord You Reveal what His Truth is - all of our heroes fading - now i can't stand to be alone - Incredible Adventures - there's a pale imitation burnt in my eyes - Red Of Tooth And Claw - The Fifth Announcement - Low Times - Party Like It's 1999 - Hell and You - We're All Excited, We Don't Know Why, Maybe It's 'Cause, We're Gonna Die - Ron Gets a Bath As Well, Whether He Wants To or Not - No Exit
Pregame: In Vino Veritas - Shake It Out
Memories: Hayashibara Heart to Heart
Prom: Fear and Delight
Trip: Room 832: Welcome to the Witching Hour

G052 - Joanne Coleman (adopted from Cicada!) - I've got a thick skin and an elastic heart. - She tried to do something in Sleep Is The Cousin Of Death [116/159]
Current Theme Music: When You Die - MGMT
Weapon: George Hunter High School mascot costume
Previous Threads: hold on to this lullaby - Don't Stray Off The Path - D.R.E.A.M. - I'm Not That Nice, I'm Mean and I'm Evil - we keep these promises, write it in a letter
Pregame: You did not break me. I'm still fighting for peace. - Desperate Times - Heavy is the Head That Wears the Crown - Do You Have The Time - i'm so 3008
Memories: I'm alright. I'm just fine. And you're a tool, so. - Make A New Cult Every Day

G075 - Aditi Sharma (adopted from Brackie! and somer!) - She failed in Yellow Light [88/159]
Weapon: Browning Hi Power 9mm
Previous Threads: Pandorama - Antisocial Darwinism - My Lucifer Is Lonely - They Couldn't Buy A Fucking Toaster. They're Broke, John.
[+] V6
V6 Characters:
G062 - Olivia Fischer prayed a thousand prayers in Ye Not [37/107]
Previous Threads: Sæglópur - Until all our yesterdays are lighted fools... - the way to dusty death - a concrete cave - I'd Say That I've Had Worse Days, but Then I'd Be Lying - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Until Then, You Are Free - Cast in the Name of God
Memories: Sometimes when we reach for the stars...
Weapon: Lobotomy pick.
[+] V5
Dead:
B045 - Juhan Levandi - An Estonian wanna-be journalist with a fear of the dark who wanted to bring them all down in Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien [18/152]
Weapon: Party Bag (contains a noisemaker, party hat, two single-serving bags of candy, and a Hotwheels car)
Pre-Game Threads: Wiping All Out - Quixotic
Previous V5 Threads: Despair - The Real Folk Blues - The two people in the distance were Paulo and Becca - Mischief Managed - Sleeper Cell - Tell No Tales - So, How Was Your Day? - And I'm Not Sleeping Now - Intermission - Glass - A Manic Depressive Named Laughing Boy
G067 - Carmina Maliksi - A Filipina car junkie with a /slight/ obsession with Korea and Japan who has finished things up (somewhat) in Red as Blood [139/152]
Weapon: Non-Functional Flamethrower (left in the Clubhouse)
Previous V5 Threads: Finding Center - Wish I Could Breathe - The Visionary
Memories: Offended?
B054 - Oscar Trig (adopted from Greg the Anti-Viking) - An artist who desperately needs a pencil, paper and a cigar and thought with his heart in Fumble [76/152]
Weapon: Binoculars
Pregame Threads: Taking it to the Streets
Previous V5 Threads: Waking Up at the Beginning of Time - Steadier Footing - Handoff
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This sounds fun! Sign me up.
V8 Character:
Julia Guercio - Currently in If Walls Could Talk
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What's the scariest thing of all?

Is it vampires?

Ghouls?

Witches?

Werewolves?

Why, it's missing deadlines! Especially on opportunities. This is your just-over-25-hour reminder to sign up and submit songs if you haven't already.

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Crap, I actually forgot.
Thanks for the reminder!
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#9

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Boop! Just over 6 hours left!
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One hour notice, last call!
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Update: sorry for the delay! I already said this in Mini chat, but in case you didn't see, I was dealing with tech issues + sicky. I'm getting the post ready right now, so you should be able to vote shortly.
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These people are up:
Ahab9
AnimeNerd
BlizzardeyeWonder
Carlisle
DerArknight
Fiori
KamiKaze
Kotorikun
Laurels
LordofAwesome
Maraoone
Murderweasel
Pancapples
Skraal
Zetsu
dmboogie
We have a total of 16 for this round.

1. Sometimes, after coming home from a long journey, you feel almost like a stranger in a place you once found familiar. Alex Shepherd, of course, found out from experience. A young soldier, coming home from service! Only to discover just how much things had changed. I call this one… “Alex Theme (Machine Head Mix)”.
Prompt: Action Horror | Additional TW: N/A

2. Fun fact for you all: did you know the most burglarized state is New Mexico? I went there once, and took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Anyways, this is the tale of a young man who starts a debt he cannot pay, and he learns– the hard way– that you should always pay your debts. This is the tale of " Alpha Desperation March".
Prompt: Home Invasion | Additional TW: N/A

3.What do you see when you look into the deep? Sometimes, I see fish. Waves. People I’ve buried. And, of course, the creatures that lurk in the deepest depths. The water monster gets hungry sometimes, you know? This tale is called… " Black Eyes."
Prompt: Cryptids | Additional TW: N/A

4. Speaking of the deep! Did you know that from 2019 to 2022, a total of 807 boats sunk in the ocean? Now, have you ever been on a ship? Have you heard their songs? Enchanting, isn’t it? But be warned. It may be best that you avoid… the " Craving."
Prompt: Aquatic Horrors | Additional TW: Illustrated artistic nudity in album art (tasteful, but warning to be on the safe side), mind manipulation themes

5. Ah, lucid dreaming! What a gift. I had a chase dream recently, but I remembered I was dreaming and I caught up to them. I was so sad when I woke up. But alas. Maybe you and your friends can become… "Dream Warriors."
Prompt: Slasher Horror | Additional TW: N/A

6. Two things that are always stressful: family reunions and new jobs. I think the protagonist of our tale, Mike, would agree. Working at his new technician job, learning the dark secrets of his family? And those robots! Well, I think we can all agree. Despite everything, one skill that always helps with a new job is learning… “ How to Pretend.
Prompt: Automatonophobia | Additional TW: N/A

7. They say that the past always haunts. Mine does. I would forget my exes, but they keep coming back after I bury them! Anyways, the heroine of our tale is Anya, a young woman who is the sole survivor of a tragedy. However, there are still a few things watching her, waiting to make their move. Can she survive even… “ In the Dark of the Night”? Let’s find out!
Prompt: Kid-Friendly Horror | Additional TW: N/A

8. Man, who likes public transportation? I know I don’t. But maybe you can relate to the protagonist of our tale. A young woman, trying to regain the words she lost, and hitching a ride on the local train. Unfortunately, she comes up with a unique feeling of dread. Can you make it through… the “Lagtrain”?
Prompt: Existential Horror | Additional TW: N/A

9. They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I think the protagonist of our tale learned that the hard way. He abandoned his girlfriend when she needed him most, and now… he will face the wrath of…. the “ Macabre Rotting Girl.
Prompt: Zombies | Additional TW: Animated bloody violence in music video

10. You don’t really get to know someone until you date them. Sometimes, they take you by surprise! Our story is about a young werewolf, looking for a bite of love. But, the woman he falls for turns out to have a bit of a dark side of her own. But hey, it happens, right? This is the story of… “ Me and Mr. Wolf.
Prompt: Yandere/Stalker | Additional TW: Animated bloody violence in music video

11. Plenty of creatures get their night. Vampires have theirs, witches have theirs, and ghouls have theirs. And I, Kamilla, get my night. I usually sit at home, eating. What am I eating? You don’t want to know. But you don’t want it to be their night. Who are they? The creatures who come out on a full moon. Get ready for… the “Night of the Werewolves”! Awoooooo!
Prompt: Werewolves | Additional TW: N/A

12. Have you ever heard of the word ‘bloodsucking’? Well, it refers to some of my old jobs, that’s for certain! But no, today’s story is about literal bloodsuckers. Sometimes, they suck other things, like energy! But come, let them show you how they stay alive. This is their… “ Poetry of the Poisoned.”
Prompt: Vampires | Additional TW: This a four-part song that lasts a total of nine minutes. The lyrics also allude to the classical incubus mythos, which may be an SA TW.

13. Now, what do you think of when you think of the future? I think of robots, AI, the impending end of the world! But in today’s story we get a classic from the cyberpunk genre. Our story takes place in the city of Rengkok, in the year 2091. Our silent protagonist is lead to commit the assassination of a lifetime. Unfortunately, he finds himself in too deep. But worry not! He will, in a sense… “Rise.”
Prompt: Sci-Fi Horror | Additional TW: Police brutality imagery in video

14. Ah, school clubs. Always full of drama. I think the protagonists of our tale would agree. A typical literature club! Four girls, all devoting themselves to literary analysis and poetry. Until, one day, a new member joins. Then, they are forced to not only confront their inner demons, but the nature of their reality. This one is called… “Sayo-nara.
Prompt: Psychological Horror | Additional TW: Song is infamous for playing over a depiction of suicide. Video and song by itself is fine, but comments section may not be.

15. What is happiness? Is it friendship? Love? A good nap? Or is it something forced upon? The heroine of our tale has to ask these questions. A spokesperson for a major movement, she takes the time to reflect. But ah! Who has time to reflect? “This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee”!
Prompt: Cults | Additional TW: Lyrics include mentions of brutal executions

16. How far would you be willing to go for something to believe in? If you’re dead in the eyes of your friends, would you have someone to pick you back up? Our protagonist wonders, but soon he breaks the boundaries of what is correct, and finds himself in a world of his own. This is called… “Watercolour.”
Prompt: Mad Science | Additional TW: N/A

You vote like this:
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The deadline is September 18th at 11:59 PST. Please get your votes in! Also, please let me know if the links work, if there are any potential TWs and such I missed, etc.
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Boop, two day notice.
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Boop. Update.

I realize I haven't been keeping up with reminders, so I'll do everyone a favor. Your new deadline is September the 20th at 11:59 PST PM. Enjoy your extra time, as our time on Earth is limited!
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#15

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Boop. Under two day reminder.
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